Why DIETING is better than SEX

deedeehawaii
deedeehawaii Posts: 279 Member
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Why DIETING is better than SEX:

You can keep on your clothes.
You can jump from diet to diet without feeling guilty.
It’s ok if your kids walk in the room.
You can do it with your best friend's spouse.
Whipped cream is allowed.

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  • lulabellewoowoo
    lulabellewoowoo Posts: 3,125 Member
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  • tanyewest
    tanyewest Posts: 113
    LOVE THIS (:
  • newnormal2010
    newnormal2010 Posts: 61
    Why DIETING is better than SEX:


    You can do it with your best friend's spouse.

    Heck, you can do it with your mother! :laugh:
  • NotSurprised
    NotSurprised Posts: 8,083 Member
    Whipped cream is allowed - Uh maybe lite or light. lol
  • Phoenix_Rising
    Phoenix_Rising Posts: 11,417 Member
    Why DIETING is better than SEX:

    You can keep on your clothes.

    I dunno.... when I eat right, my clothes tend to fall off
    *boom chicka wow WOW*
  • deedeehawaii
    deedeehawaii Posts: 279 Member
    Why DIETING is better than SEX:


    You can do it with your best friend's spouse.

    Heck, you can do it with your mother! :laugh:

    That is kinda sick. And tooooo funny. :bigsmile:
  • immacookie
    immacookie Posts: 7,424 Member
    thanks for the laugh peeps... it's been a looooooooooooong day at work (and it's only 2pm) :explode:
  • zyxst
    zyxst Posts: 9,147 Member
    Nice 6 year necro.
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