Do you think water is safe...

n0ob
n0ob Posts: 2,390 Member
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It does afterall kill around 1.2 million people per year...you'd be hard pressed to find a chemical with a worse record...
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  • scapez
    scapez Posts: 2,018 Member
    Only the chocolate water is unsafe.
  • Double_Tapp
    Double_Tapp Posts: 101
    Don't drink pool water I hear people pee in it! :laugh:
  • n0ob
    n0ob Posts: 2,390 Member
    Don't drink pool water I hear people pee in it! :laugh:

    it's sterile anyway and that's what the salt/chlorine is for...
  • Captainobvvious
    Captainobvvious Posts: 272 Member
    That's why I don't drink water plus its too processed... I only drink Oxygen, of course I cut it with two parts hydrogen first, for flavor.
  • Captainobvvious
    Captainobvvious Posts: 272 Member
    If its brown drink it down, if its black... Send it back.
  • AnahitaCanDoIt
    AnahitaCanDoIt Posts: 448
    I only drink organic water.

    Seriously. It's a thing: http://www.motherjones.com/blue-marble/2011/07/greenwash-organic-bottled-water

    Anyone who doesn't drink organic water (from Wales only) is going to die of cancer. Or herpes.
  • Chief_Rocka
    Chief_Rocka Posts: 4,710 Member
    We're the only species that drink it out of a glass.

    Think about it.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    This is the only acceptable water to drink:

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  • drmerc
    drmerc Posts: 2,603 Member
    I only drink water that has been filtered by my kidneys
  • n0ob
    n0ob Posts: 2,390 Member
    I love you guys
  • Sweetsugar0424
    Sweetsugar0424 Posts: 451 Member
    Drink too much water and you might drown from the inside...
  • surromom2010
    surromom2010 Posts: 457 Member
    It does afterall kill around 1.2 million people per year...you'd be hard pressed to find a chemical with a worse record...

    Lettuce and celery are partners in crime with water why we're at it.
  • LuckyLeprechaun
    LuckyLeprechaun Posts: 6,296 Member
    Only the chocolate water is unsafe.

    because of all the blood in it!
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    I know for a fact that every person who has ever died drank water at some point in his or her life.

    STAY AWAY!
  • Begood03
    Begood03 Posts: 1,259 Member
    This is the only acceptable water to drink:

    diet-water.jpg
    Isn't 2% water the same thing?
  • stevewynjones
    stevewynjones Posts: 1,052 Member
    Save water drink beer....oh and fish pee in it....
  • n0ob
    n0ob Posts: 2,390 Member

    Isn't 2% water the same thing?

    I only drink whole myself.
  • Sweetsugar0424
    Sweetsugar0424 Posts: 451 Member

    Isn't 2% water the same thing?

    I only drink whole myself.

    Me too...fat free just doesn't taste as good.
  • AnahitaCanDoIt
    AnahitaCanDoIt Posts: 448
    On my tight budget as a single parent with 17 children and six pets, I can't afford water. It's a luxury. You fancy people who drink water sicken me. Think of the children.

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  • kyle4jem
    kyle4jem Posts: 1,400 Member
    No it's full of chemicals - hydrogen and oxygen, both of which are highly flammable. If you drink too much of the stuff you might spontaneously combust!
  • sunsnstatheart
    sunsnstatheart Posts: 2,544 Member
    I'm a big fan of lower water diets . . .
  • Lleldiranne
    Lleldiranne Posts: 5,516 Member
    It's a major component of acid rain and chemical insecticides … and you want me to drink it???? :noway: :noway:
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    Not with all the Fluoride in it, no...
  • miadhail
    miadhail Posts: 383 Member
    I know for a fact that every person who has ever died drank water at some point in his or her life.

    STAY AWAY!

    Eeeepp! Your profile pic! Reminds me of my baby doofus. hehe.

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    Oh, and yes, water is only for the badass. I'd rather die a badass, I'm sorry, but water is my vice.
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    I know for a fact that every person who has ever died drank water at some point in his or her life.

    STAY AWAY!

    Eeeepp! Your profile pic! Reminds me of my baby doofus. hehe.

    It's a friend's cat. She posted it on FB the other day. It desperately needs a good caption!
  • Lleldiranne
    Lleldiranne Posts: 5,516 Member
    And does anyone realize how addictive it is? Withdrawals cause certain death!!!
  • fernandesg
    fernandesg Posts: 54 Member
    Don't drink pool water I hear people pee in it! :laugh:

    it's sterile anyway and that's what the salt/chlorine is for...

    But it's not the sterility of the pool water that's the problem, it's the "ick" factor. Eeeeewwwww :noway:

    You guys are too funny! Thanks I needed a good laugh today! :laugh:
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  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
    Save water drink beer....oh and fish pee in it....

    Fish pee isn't really that big of a deal....don't you know how they fertilize the eggs???? They just squirt and pray. It goes everywhere!
  • Ready2Rock206
    Ready2Rock206 Posts: 9,487 Member
    I like to mix mine w/rape seed oil and milk (only the bloody chocolate kind) - some times I add a little antifreeze mio to it also. I've died 3 times today already.

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