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pettmybunny
pettmybunny Posts: 1,986 Member
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I found this song on www.bussongs.com in their gross songs section ( I was looking for the lyrics to I'm Looking Over My Dead Dog Rover that we used to sing in 4th and 5th grade-- If anybody remembers them will you put them on here?) and I found this one. I don't know what song it's supposed to be sung to, but it made me giggle...


McDonald's is my kind of place,
They serve you rattlesnakes,
French fries up your nose,
Pickles between your toes.
Last time that I was there,
They fried my underwear!
McDonald's is my kind of place!

McDonald's is my kind of place,
Don't have a milkshake,
They come from polluted lakes!
McDonald's is my kind of place!
Don't eat a Big Mac,
You'll have a heart attack!
McDonald's is my kind of place!

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  • drvvork
    drvvork Posts: 1,162
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    Hey... check out this site for old folklore songs... I think you will enjoy it... it has your song.

    http://www.folklore.ms/html/songs_sorted_by_name/im_looking_over_my_dead_dog_rover.htm
  • pettmybunny
    pettmybunny Posts: 1,986 Member
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    Thanks for the link! It's pretty close to what we sang.

    Some of the other songs on there were pretty nasty too! But made me laugh all the same. I must like nasty!
  • drvvork
    drvvork Posts: 1,162
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    Thanks for the link! It's pretty close to what we sang.

    Some of the other songs on there were pretty nasty too! But made me laugh all the same. I must like nasty!

    I hate to admit but Jimmy Buffet / Dr. Demento / David Allen Cole... well, I just get a real kick out of them... they make me smile and laugh... :laugh:
  • Phoenix_Rising
    Phoenix_Rising Posts: 11,417 Member
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    OMGoshOMGoshOMGosh!!!

    I SANG THIS SONG AS A KID TOO!!!! :laugh:

    How funny! I only knew most of the first verse though.

    (WARNING: Distaste lyrics to this kiddie song posted below......)
    I'm looking over my dead dog Rover,
    That I over-ran with the mower.
    One leg is missing the other is gone.
    The third one is scattered all over the lawn.
    No need explaining the one remaining
    It's splattered on the kitchen door.
    I'm looking over my dead dog rover,
    That I over-ran with the mower.

    I'm looking over my dead dog Rover
    That I overlooked before
    One leg is broken, the other is maimed,
    The third I ran over with my CoCo Puff train.
    No use explaining, the parts remaining,
    They're mangled beyond repair.
    I'm looking over my dead Dog Rover
    That I overlooked, (Big finish)
    That I overlooked,
    That I overlooked before.

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