Naked Women

jeninabilan
jeninabilan Posts: 369 Member
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Made you look! haha

Ok so here's the deal.. I'm at work for the next 4 hours and it's reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally slow.. So YOU get to entertain me! haha

Tell me a joke? Story? Favorite Sex position? haha
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  • zyxst
    zyxst Posts: 9,149 Member
    After that chicken-tease title? No f***ing way! Disable the net nanny and search for your own lolcats.
  • jeanmoreno
    jeanmoreno Posts: 139 Member
    Guy went to the doctor complaining to be obese!
    As excuse he said:
    The problem is its run in the family!
    To what the doc replied :
    No,The problem is nobody run in your family!!! :-)
  • jeninabilan
    jeninabilan Posts: 369 Member
    lol that was funny!
  • jeninabilan
    jeninabilan Posts: 369 Member
    After that chicken-tease title? No f***ing way! Disable the net nanny and search for your own lolcats.

    not nice... google your own naked women :-p hehe
  • crissy97
    crissy97 Posts: 277
    a guy said doctor doctor i am going to die in 59 seconds

    doctor i will be with you in a minute
  • Captainobvvious
    Captainobvvious Posts: 272 Member
    Two guys go to the bartender, first guy says "I'll have an H20" the second guy says "That sounds good I'll have an H20 too" the second guy died.
  • jhassan1980
    jhassan1980 Posts: 28 Member
    LOL took me a minute to figure out why that was funny
  • crissy97
    crissy97 Posts: 277
    guy: i am dying

    drunk friend: go to the living room
  • jhassan1980
    jhassan1980 Posts: 28 Member
    A robber goes into a store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
  • cessnaholly
    cessnaholly Posts: 780 Member
    A guy walks into a bar and yells, "ouch!"
  • crissy97
    crissy97 Posts: 277
    that made me lol !

    whats the differnce between a blonde and mosquito

    a mosquito knows to stop sucking when hit on the head
  • jenillawafer
    jenillawafer Posts: 426 Member
    A baby seal walks into a club.. ba dum cha!
  • jenillawafer
    jenillawafer Posts: 426 Member
    UHHHH..
    A man walks into a psychiatric clinic wearing nothing but saran wrap.
    The doc. says, "I can clearly see your nuts."
  • jeninabilan
    jeninabilan Posts: 369 Member
    haha you guys are awesome! Yay thanks for brightening up my Thanksgiving :) xoxo
  • 31993703
    31993703 Posts: 1,144
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  • jhassan1980
    jhassan1980 Posts: 28 Member
    "You want to go do karate in the garage?!"
  • Umeboshi
    Umeboshi Posts: 1,637 Member
    UHHHH..
    A man walks into a psychiatric clinic wearing nothing but saran wrap.
    The doc. says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

    Thank you for this joke, I started reading and cringed thinking it was going to be ableist but then it was awesome.

    Here's possibly my favorite joke of all time:

    A Buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand.

    he says "Make me one with everything."

    He takes the hotdog and gives his money. When the vendor accepts his money without saying anything, the Buddhist asks about his change.

    "Change comes from within," says the vendor.
  • jeninabilan
    jeninabilan Posts: 369 Member
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    lol well hello bestie!
  • MzCongeniality70
    MzCongeniality70 Posts: 352 Member
    Two guys go to the bartender, first guy says "I'll have an H20" the second guy says "That sounds good I'll have an H20 too" the second guy died.


    :laugh: Love it!! That is all..continue everyone...
  • 31993703
    31993703 Posts: 1,144
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  • Umeboshi
    Umeboshi Posts: 1,637 Member
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  • 31993703
    31993703 Posts: 1,144
    lol well hello bestie!
    whoa.gif
  • Cranktastic
    Cranktastic Posts: 1,517 Member
    :angry:
  • jeninabilan
    jeninabilan Posts: 369 Member
    UHHHH..
    A man walks into a psychiatric clinic wearing nothing but saran wrap.
    The doc. says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

    lol love this!
  • _TastySnoBalls_
    _TastySnoBalls_ Posts: 1,298 Member
    Two guys go to the bartender, first guy says "I'll have an H20" the second guy says "That sounds good I'll have an H20 too" the second guy died.

    lol..i remember this one from chemistry class :laugh:
  • tuckerrj
    tuckerrj Posts: 1,453 Member
    Skeleton walks into a bar and say, "I'll take a beer and a mop".
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    :angry:

    ^this
  • 31993703
    31993703 Posts: 1,144
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  • Umeboshi
    Umeboshi Posts: 1,637 Member
    :angry:

    ^this

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  • supahstar71
    supahstar71 Posts: 926 Member
    :grumble: Brought a whole bunch of dollar bills in here for nothin.

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