5 Steps to loose on Thanksgiving
bloodysore
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Step 1: Get a massive full body staph infection
Step 2: Grow giant abscess in your armpit
Step 3: Get it drained on Thanksgiving morning, making sure they give you drugs that make it so you can't drink
Step 4: Be on narcotic painkillers durning thanksgiving dinner that make you not want much food
Step 5: Rejoice when you step on the scale two days later and have lost 5.4 pounds since last week!
Woohoo onderland!
Step 2: Grow giant abscess in your armpit
Step 3: Get it drained on Thanksgiving morning, making sure they give you drugs that make it so you can't drink
Step 4: Be on narcotic painkillers durning thanksgiving dinner that make you not want much food
Step 5: Rejoice when you step on the scale two days later and have lost 5.4 pounds since last week!
Woohoo onderland!
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Dang that sucks! Hope your doing better and got to enjoy some leftovers.0
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Gross! But yay! But gross!
Also, you are always loose, not just on thanksgiving!0 -
Lol I fail at typing. And thanks!0
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