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5 Steps to loose on Thanksgiving

bloodysore
bloodysore Posts: 77 Member
edited January 4 in Success Stories
Step 1: Get a massive full body staph infection
Step 2: Grow giant abscess in your armpit
Step 3: Get it drained on Thanksgiving morning, making sure they give you drugs that make it so you can't drink
Step 4: Be on narcotic painkillers durning thanksgiving dinner that make you not want much food
Step 5: Rejoice when you step on the scale two days later and have lost 5.4 pounds since last week!

Woohoo onderland!

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