Coke Zero - IT DOES NOT have possium

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  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    Called Coke Zero for a reason. It offers zero reasons to drink it. No redeeming health value whatsoever. That said if you enjoy drinking soda it isn't gloom and doom as some predict here. Just drink it in moderation.

    How about hydration?
    Haven't you heard it has sodium and caffeine in it? In fact, if you drink it you will wither up and die immediately as it will cause every bit of moisture in your body to evaporate.
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  • L00py_T0ucan
    L00py_T0ucan Posts: 1,378 Member
    beating_a_dead_horse.jpg \m/

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • louised88
    louised88 Posts: 159
    Called Coke Zero for a reason. It offers zero reasons to drink it. No redeeming health value whatsoever. That said if you enjoy drinking soda it isn't gloom and doom as some predict here. Just drink it in moderation.

    How about hydration?
    Haven't you heard it has sodium and caffeine in it? In fact, if you drink it you will wither up and die immediately as it will cause every bit of moisture in your body to evaporate.

    hahaha, omg I think I love you.
  • Pedal_Pusher
    Pedal_Pusher Posts: 1,166 Member
    How odd
  • zaph0d
    zaph0d Posts: 1,172 Member
    Possum's ok, but Raccoon is better.
  • LeenaRuns
    LeenaRuns Posts: 1,309 Member
    brb checking my diet coke for possums




    nope, no possums

    This just made my day--thank you so much!
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    beating_a_dead_horse.jpg \m/

    :love:
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    Called Coke Zero for a reason. It offers zero reasons to drink it. No redeeming health value whatsoever. That said if you enjoy drinking soda it isn't gloom and doom as some predict here. Just drink it in moderation.

    How about hydration?
    Haven't you heard it has sodium and caffeine in it? In fact, if you drink it you will wither up and die immediately as it will cause every bit of moisture in your body to evaporate.

    hahaha, omg I think I love you.

    Just give in to the feeling. It'll be all right.
  • Kat5343
    Kat5343 Posts: 451 Member
    Coke Zero is my diet soda of choice...that **** is liquid awesome.

    Don't be hatin'...

    I love Coke Zero... even my doctor is a fan!! Yes, you should drink soda in moderation but my soda of choice is Coke Zero BECAUSE it is not adding calories, fat, or carbs.... Just sayin
  • Ready2Rock206
    Ready2Rock206 Posts: 9,487 Member
    Ah ha! 23 flavors in Dr Pepper - I bet the secret one is really POSSUM!! :laugh:
  • louised88
    louised88 Posts: 159
    Called Coke Zero for a reason. It offers zero reasons to drink it. No redeeming health value whatsoever. That said if you enjoy drinking soda it isn't gloom and doom as some predict here. Just drink it in moderation.

    How about hydration?
    Haven't you heard it has sodium and caffeine in it? In fact, if you drink it you will wither up and die immediately as it will cause every bit of moisture in your body to evaporate.

    hahaha, omg I think I love you.

    Just give in to the feeling. It'll be all right.

    That is particularly creepy given that I'm imagining your avatar saying it to me. :D
  • OddballExtreme
    OddballExtreme Posts: 296 Member
    I'm enjoying this board right here. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time!

    In terms of Coke Zero, I don't even drink sodas very much anymore because of the too many CARBS in it anyhow. Yes, Coke Zero doesn't have carbs, but I tried Sprite Zero and completely hated it. Anything sugar free leaves a bad aftertaste in my mouth.

    Now I wonder if possum really does have a lot of potassium! :laugh:
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
    Did you look under "O"? It's actually opossum, so you may just be overlooking it.
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    Does no one else think it's a little conveniently suspicious that this shameful attack post was made by "Sprite29"??

    Right, like you don't have a horse in this race, lady. CONFLICT OF INTEREST!

    sprite-1.jpg
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Now I wonder if possum really does have a lot of potassium! :laugh:

    It's an animal. It would be a protein.
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    Called Coke Zero for a reason. It offers zero reasons to drink it. No redeeming health value whatsoever. That said if you enjoy drinking soda it isn't gloom and doom as some predict here. Just drink it in moderation.

    How about hydration?
    Haven't you heard it has sodium and caffeine in it? In fact, if you drink it you will wither up and die immediately as it will cause every bit of moisture in your body to evaporate.

    hahaha, omg I think I love you.

    Just give in to the feeling. It'll be all right.

    That is particularly creepy given that I'm imagining your avatar saying it to me. :D

    Ha! Perfect! This is a picture a friend of mine took of her cat and I've been thinking it needs a caption so it can go viral. That might just be the winner.
  • Sublog
    Sublog Posts: 1,296 Member
    Called Coke Zero for a reason. It offers zero reasons to drink it. No redeeming health value whatsoever. That said if you enjoy drinking soda it isn't gloom and doom as some predict here. Just drink it in moderation.

    Who drinks for health?

    pfffttt

    I drink for taste! (And to get drunk too!) haha
  • sjohnny
    sjohnny Posts: 56,142 Member
    Kazakhstan is number one exporter of possium

    Other central Asian countries have inferior possium
  • miranda_mom
    miranda_mom Posts: 873 Member
    Kazakhstan is number one exporter of possium

    Bwahaha - I was just watching Borat last night - I love when he sings the national anthem : "Kazakhstan is the...... number one exporter of potassium in the world". Thanks for the laugh!
  • IntoTheSky
    IntoTheSky Posts: 390 Member
    Does no one else think it's a little conveniently suspicious that this shameful attack post was made by "Sprite29"??

    Right, like you don't have a horse in this race, lady. CONFLICT OF INTEREST!

    sprite-1.jpg

    Sprite is bottled by coke...... they probably have no possum either.
  • JellyJaks
    JellyJaks Posts: 589 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    I sooo needed this entire thread to brighten my day
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    Clearly you're in on the scheme, you fake Leonidas. YOU DON'T FOOL ME I'VE SEEN THE MOVIE!

    INTERNETS LIE!!!
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,455 Member
    You're obviously overlooking the fact that possum could find its way into any packaging process. There's probably mouse and roach in that stuff, too.
  • Di3012
    Di3012 Posts: 2,247 Member
    I am sick of seeing pop that claims to have Potassium in it....
    IT DOESNT

    Perhaps people mean Acesulfame Potassium - that is in diet coke.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diet_Coke

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acesulfame_potassium
  • shinkalork
    shinkalork Posts: 815 Member
    Did you look under "O"? It's actually opossum, so you may just be overlooking it.

    Not the same thing.... There's Possums and opossums

    http://grammarist.com/spelling/opossum-possum/

    Now..sorry but I need to get back to my can...it's freakin' running away dammit!......COME BAAAAAAAAAAAACK! :laugh:
  • JennW130
    JennW130 Posts: 460 Member
    It has 6mg of possums per 100ml.

    i'll let my arkansas relatives know that. they are always looking for ways to add more possum to their diets

    :laugh: seriously made me LOL. Being that my family on my dad's side is originally from Arkansas. (deep in the ozark mountain arkansas)
  • hrihyal
    hrihyal Posts: 4
    You're obviously overlooking the fact that possum could find its way into any packaging process. There's probably mouse and roach in that stuff, too.

    Oh, that's fine. Americans could stand to broaden their palettes - indeed one of my coworkers nearly vomited when I told her I had eaten candied meal worms.
  • solyhhit
    solyhhit Posts: 97 Member
    HEY GUIZE HAS ANYONE SAID POSSIUM YET???
  • Bevkus
    Bevkus Posts: 274 Member
    HEY GUIZE HAS ANYONE SAID POSSIUM YET???

    OMG this thread just keeps getting better and better...thanks for the chuckles!!!

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