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rml_16
rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
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Mitch: Something weird happened to me this morning.
Chris: Was it that dream where you're standing in sort of sungod robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?"
Mitch: N-no.
Chris: Why am I the only one who has that dream?


And ... go.
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  • IntoTheSky
    IntoTheSky Posts: 390 Member
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    Relax, it's just yogurt
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
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    Isn't he dead?

    He is now.
  • banks89202
    banks89202 Posts: 270
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    Maybe Mitch has a lil weenie :laugh:
  • d_Mode
    d_Mode Posts: 880 Member
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    "Sir, let me take this moment to compliment you on your fashion sense, particularly your slippers."
  • 31993703
    31993703 Posts: 1,144
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    Maybe Mitch has a lil weenie :laugh:
    Dont be a hater. :cry:
  • ScatteredThoughts
    ScatteredThoughts Posts: 3,562 Member
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    Dr. Dodd: Why is that toy on your head?
    Chris: Because, if I wear it anywhere else, it chafes.
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
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    I must be a loser because all I can think of is that the speaker has become a Goa'uld.

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  • elijhasmomma
    elijhasmomma Posts: 270 Member
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    Maybe Mitch has a lil weenie :laugh:


    Exactly what I was going to say lololololol :laugh: :laugh:
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
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    Maybe Mitch has a lil weenie :laugh:


    Exactly what I was going to say lololololol :laugh: :laugh:

    Clearly, neither of you have seen this movie.

    You must remedy that posthaste.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
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    <<< is completely lost in this thread. :huh:
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,291 Member
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    <<< is completely lost in this thread. :huh:
    right there with ya \m/
  • Cranktastic
    Cranktastic Posts: 1,517 Member
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  • TeachTheGirl
    TeachTheGirl Posts: 2,091 Member
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    I must be a loser because all I can think of is that the speaker has become a Goa'uld.

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    Jaffa, KREE.
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
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    This? This is ice. This is what happens to water when it gets too cold. This? This is Kent. This is what happens to people when they get too sexually frustrated.
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
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    Mitch: Did you know there's a guy living in our closet?
    Chris: You've seen him too?
    Mitch: Who is he?
    Chris: Hollyfeld.
    Mitch: Why does he keep going into our closet?
    Chris: Why do you keep going into our closet?
    Mitch: To get my clothes - but that's not why he goes in there.
    Chris: Of course not, he's twice your size - your clothes would never fit him.
    Mitch: Yeah...
    Chris: Think before you ask these questions, Mitch. Twenty points higher than me? Thinks a big guy like that can wear his clothes?
  • zyxst
    zyxst Posts: 9,134 Member
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    I was hot and I was hungry, okay?!?!
  • GamerGurl729
    GamerGurl729 Posts: 286 Member
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    Love this movie!

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