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For the Real Geniuses amongst us

rml_16
rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
edited January 5 in Chit-Chat
Mitch: Something weird happened to me this morning.
Chris: Was it that dream where you're standing in sort of sungod robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?"
Mitch: N-no.
Chris: Why am I the only one who has that dream?


And ... go.

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  • IntoTheSky
    IntoTheSky Posts: 390 Member
    Relax, it's just yogurt
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    Isn't he dead?

    He is now.
  • banks89202
    banks89202 Posts: 270
    Maybe Mitch has a lil weenie :laugh:
  • d_Mode
    d_Mode Posts: 880 Member
    "Sir, let me take this moment to compliment you on your fashion sense, particularly your slippers."
  • 31993703
    31993703 Posts: 1,144
    Maybe Mitch has a lil weenie :laugh:
    Dont be a hater. :cry:
  • ScatteredThoughts
    ScatteredThoughts Posts: 3,562 Member
    Dr. Dodd: Why is that toy on your head?
    Chris: Because, if I wear it anywhere else, it chafes.
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
    I must be a loser because all I can think of is that the speaker has become a Goa'uld.

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  • elijhasmomma
    elijhasmomma Posts: 270 Member
    Maybe Mitch has a lil weenie :laugh:


    Exactly what I was going to say lololololol :laugh: :laugh:
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    Maybe Mitch has a lil weenie :laugh:


    Exactly what I was going to say lololololol :laugh: :laugh:

    Clearly, neither of you have seen this movie.

    You must remedy that posthaste.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    <<< is completely lost in this thread. :huh:
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    <<< is completely lost in this thread. :huh:
    right there with ya \m/
  • Cranktastic
    Cranktastic Posts: 1,517 Member
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  • TeachTheGirl
    TeachTheGirl Posts: 2,091 Member
    I must be a loser because all I can think of is that the speaker has become a Goa'uld.

    apophis.jpg

    Jaffa, KREE.
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    This? This is ice. This is what happens to water when it gets too cold. This? This is Kent. This is what happens to people when they get too sexually frustrated.
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    Mitch: Did you know there's a guy living in our closet?
    Chris: You've seen him too?
    Mitch: Who is he?
    Chris: Hollyfeld.
    Mitch: Why does he keep going into our closet?
    Chris: Why do you keep going into our closet?
    Mitch: To get my clothes - but that's not why he goes in there.
    Chris: Of course not, he's twice your size - your clothes would never fit him.
    Mitch: Yeah...
    Chris: Think before you ask these questions, Mitch. Twenty points higher than me? Thinks a big guy like that can wear his clothes?
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  • zyxst
    zyxst Posts: 9,150 Member
    I was hot and I was hungry, okay?!?!
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  • GamerGurl729
    GamerGurl729 Posts: 286 Member
    Love this movie!
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    "Yes sir, that particular piece of floor is particularly tricky. Deceptively flat"
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    Moles and trolls, moles and trolls, work, work, work, work, work. We never see the light of day. We plan this thing for weeks and all they want to do is study. I'm disgusted. I'm sorry but it's not like me, I'm depressed. There was what, no one at the mutant hamster races, we only had one entry into the Madame Curie look-alike contest and he was disqualified later. Why do I bother?
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  • downsizinghoss
    downsizinghoss Posts: 1,035 Member
    It's a moral imperative.
  • Twisted_Wrister
    Twisted_Wrister Posts: 758 Member
    "Didn't anyone ever teach you to make sure your optics are clean?"
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    -Don't eat that!

    -Huh?

    -Don't you know that eating that stuff can give you very large breasts? Oh my God! I'm too late!
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
    Do you mind if I name my first child after you? "Dip**** Knight" has a nice ring to it.

    Aw, that's what I was gonna say.

    +1 for anything Real Genius!
  • Shannon2714
    Shannon2714 Posts: 843 Member
    One of my all time favorite movies. Ever.
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    Self realization: I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said: "I drank what?"
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