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Wouldn't it be awesome if....

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  • SofaKingRad_
    SofaKingRad_ Posts: 276
    ...chicks wouldn't **** around with their eyebrows to the point that they look like they were drawn on with a Sharpie?



    Hey, i resemble that remark :wink:

    :laugh:
  • AESprouse
    AESprouse Posts: 112 Member
    If my 2 year old with autism could understand how much it means that I am making him a blanket by hand (versus using a sewing machine) for Christmas.
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
    Peace on earth? No famine? No wars? No 5 years old having to work so you can buy at t-shirt for 8$ at Walmart ?




    No calories chocolate. What I can be shallow as the best of them
  • ksboyd20
    ksboyd20 Posts: 21 Member
    they created a pill that made all food taste like dog **** after a certin amount of calories are consumed in a day.
    So, you'd suddenly have the taste of dog **** in your mouth every day? :sick:

    Maybe I didn't think that all the way through. lol
  • LuluProteinFueled
    LuluProteinFueled Posts: 261 Member
    I never saw the number 1200 ever ever EVER again on my screen.
  • meredith1123
    meredith1123 Posts: 843 Member
    I won the lottery so that I could afford kick boxing lessons and a trainer to keep me off my *kitten*, even on days i dont wanna do crap!
  • NormalSaneFLGuy
    NormalSaneFLGuy Posts: 1,344 Member
    Peace on earth? No famine? No wars? No 5 years old having to work so you can buy at t-shirt for 8$ at Walmart ?

    No calories chocolate. What I can be shallow as the best of them

    You make a valid point. If we used 3 year olds instead of 5 year olds, those shirts would only cost $6
  • NormalSaneFLGuy
    NormalSaneFLGuy Posts: 1,344 Member
    I won the lottery so that I could afford kick boxing lessons and a trainer to keep me off my *kitten*, even on days i dont wanna do crap!

    If I win the lottery, I'll pay for your kick boxing.
  • BritneysStuntDouble
    BritneysStuntDouble Posts: 849 Member
    I won the lottery so that I could afford kick boxing lessons and a trainer to keep me off my *kitten*, even on days i dont wanna do crap!
    If I win the lottery, I'll pay for your kick boxing.
    If I win, I'll pay to get everyone's eyebrows restored.
  • love4fitnesslove4food_wechange
    love4fitnesslove4food_wechange Posts: 6,897 Member
    stupid people weren't stupid.
  • nonstopper
    nonstopper Posts: 1,108 Member
    I could take love4 home tonight
  • NormalSaneFLGuy
    NormalSaneFLGuy Posts: 1,344 Member
    sandboxes weren't full of pee.
  • 2muchsauce
    2muchsauce Posts: 1,078
    people would stop accusing you of something you didn't mean to do.

    You did it didn't you !! You may not have meant to......... but I know you did it !! Admit it already..........:)
  • NormalSaneFLGuy
    NormalSaneFLGuy Posts: 1,344 Member
    people stopped making stupid threads.
  • gotogirl81
    gotogirl81 Posts: 278 Member
    cats can talk.
  • NormalSaneFLGuy
    NormalSaneFLGuy Posts: 1,344 Member
    cats can talk.

    They already do!
  • sunsnstatheart
    sunsnstatheart Posts: 2,544 Member
    a certain unnamed green plant was legal
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
    every time you click "post reply" or "comment" it would equal a 50 calorie burn
  • nonstopper
    nonstopper Posts: 1,108 Member
    ALL the FAT just feel OFF and i was FIT without working out.............. Is that just me...............
  • tgh1914
    tgh1914 Posts: 1,036 Member
    a certain unnamed green plant was legal
    You must not be from Colorado?
  • sgv0918
    sgv0918 Posts: 851 Member
    people took accountability for their actions
  • ihateroses
    ihateroses Posts: 893 Member
    ....hair didn't grow in certain places so you'd never have to shave or wax ever (EVER) again.
  • NormalSaneFLGuy
    NormalSaneFLGuy Posts: 1,344 Member
    ....hair didn't grow in certain places so you'd never have to shave or wax ever (EVER) again.

    Word. Waxing my arms hurts.
  • Cranktastic
    Cranktastic Posts: 1,517 Member
    everyone ate ice cream every day.

    I do.

    :heart: :heart: :heart:
  • gauchogirl
    gauchogirl Posts: 467 Member
    There were three of me so I could do all the things I want to at once.
  • lachesissss
    lachesissss Posts: 1,298 Member
    I could have a beer or three right now.
  • redheaddee
    redheaddee Posts: 2,005 Member
    ...if I woke up in the morning with the body I had in high school when I played tournament softball for two teams. Built like a brick sh!thouse I was, indeed.
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