How to talk to women

_Bob_
_Bob_ Posts: 1,487 Member
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  • laughingdani
    laughingdani Posts: 2,275 Member
    Pretty spot on. Although, a massage is always interchangeable with the wine, imo.
  • Barbellerella
    Barbellerella Posts: 1,838 Member
    Bob you know us sooo well =)
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    It's my fault works well also.
  • shiraLA
    shiraLA Posts: 272 Member
    Pretty spot on. Although, a massage is always interchangeable with the wine, imo.

    ^^^this! haha
  • newcs
    newcs Posts: 717 Member
    Pretty spot on. Although, a massage is always interchangeable with the wine, imo.

    ^^^this! haha

    Agreed
  • ChunkieNuts
    ChunkieNuts Posts: 135 Member
    hahaha love it!! change wine for 'would you like me naked'
  • _Bob_
    _Bob_ Posts: 1,487 Member
    It's my fault works well also.

    "I'm sorry, I was wrong" used to work until she figured out it was sarcasm
  • lik_11
    lik_11 Posts: 433 Member
    Yes!
  • Charlie003
    Charlie003 Posts: 1,333 Member
    oh,ooooooh. I have been doing it all wrong. These are all my regular statements. Lets see, whats for dinner - check, why are you wearing pregnancy pants - check, you should donate that stuff to the needy - check, man-up and stop your crying - check.
  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
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    the far right column is so full of win
  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,252 Member
    LOL I dont drink wine.....It would have to be beer or liquor
  • xSakura
    xSakura Posts: 288 Member
    I'd replace the wine with Malibu and Coke :laugh:
  • Charlie003
    Charlie003 Posts: 1,333 Member
    oh and, you have been home all day and the house is still a mess!
  • ravengirl1611
    ravengirl1611 Posts: 285 Member
    Pretty spot on. Although, a massage is always interchangeable with the wine, imo.

    for me too - and please change the wine to a rye & ginger - wine gives me headaches!
  • DoomCakes
    DoomCakes Posts: 806 Member
    Ultra safe should have chocolate, wine, and a massage.

    But yea... this is pretty spot on. lol.
  • SherryR1971
    SherryR1971 Posts: 1,170 Member
    bump I wanna read this later :)
  • mrmarius
    mrmarius Posts: 1,802 Member
    hmmm I stay in the dangerous zone. I'll have to try the ultra safe sometimes
  • Dub_D
    Dub_D Posts: 1,760 Member
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  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    Bob, this is why we're friends.


    You get women so well. Though, I'll take a beer instead. But my husband knows that.
  • Cranktastic
    Cranktastic Posts: 1,517 Member
    :drinker:
  • SVCat
    SVCat Posts: 1,483 Member
    Thanks for the reminder...thanks Bob.
  • ObtainingBalance
    ObtainingBalance Posts: 1,446 Member
    It's my fault works well also.

    LOL
  • Rum_Runner
    Rum_Runner Posts: 617 Member
    Yep....I concur - bring on the wine!!
  • ahviendha
    ahviendha Posts: 1,291 Member
    Pretty spot on. Although, a massage is always interchangeable with the wine, imo.
    yessss i always bargain with my bf for massages. "i'll do the dishes ONLY if you rub my back! and no weenie massages!"
  • AmberJo1984
    AmberJo1984 Posts: 1,067 Member
    It's my fault works well also.

    Very true. LOL
  • TrailRunner61
    TrailRunner61 Posts: 2,505 Member
    I'll add a few that SHOULD be in that whine list.

    Oh honey, it looks like you had a bad day, let me clean the entire house.

    Let me take the kids for 2 hours. (our kids are grown so this doesn't apply to us)

    Would you like a massage with NO expectations? (you just may get a bonus from that one)

    I'll do the laundry and clean the toilets after I fix dinner. Then I'll get the kids and/or dog walked and ready for bed. You just relax.

    Go read a book and take a long, hot bath.

    Go out with your girlfriends, I'll handle the stuff here.

    How about we go away for the weekend?

    If any of the above happened to me, I'd have a happy husband because he'd get more. lol
  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member
    Substitute herb for wine, and yup!
  • cecyvaquero
    cecyvaquero Posts: 154 Member
    Bob are you married? I need a man like you. I love it.
  • nikkiv16
    nikkiv16 Posts: 17 Member
    Agreed!
  • stephdeeable
    stephdeeable Posts: 1,407 Member
    The ultra-safe wouldn't work for me. I'm a mouthy drunk.....and not in the good way.

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