Dumbest fitness related thing your S/O has said

oregonzoo
oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
Shared this with my wall yesterday, but it's just too funny.

My fiance and I were discussing working out together. He often fears I'll get "too ripped" so I told him not to worry about that.

And he responds "it's all about the gap"

I reply (rolling my eyes because I know what's coming) "What gap"

Him "YOU KNOW, THE GAP"

Me "I'm sorry I don't follow"

Him "Well, when a woman is at the very peak of her physical fitness.... there will be a thigh gap"


I took much joy in tellling him that was the dumbest thing I'd ever heard him say.
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  • Cranktastic
    Cranktastic Posts: 1,517 Member
    "Are you going to eat this other donut?"







    :angry:


    STEP OFF MY DONUT
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    "Are you going to eat this other donut?"







    :angry:

    Those are fighting words.


    STEP OFF MY DONUT
  • escloflowneCHANGED
    escloflowneCHANGED Posts: 3,038 Member


    Him "Well, when a woman is at the very peak of her physical fitness.... there will be a thigh gap"


    Hmmm I kinda thought this was true!? Isn't like a male V?
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member


    Him "Well, when a woman is at the very peak of her physical fitness.... there will be a thigh gap"


    Hmmm I kinda thought this was true!? Isn't like a male V?
    I had a thigh gap at 200 lbs when I'd never stepped foot in a gym in my life.

    Got's dem birthin' hips.

    I am SURE there are a ton of very fit women who do not have a thigh gap. (oh here we go again). It's NOTHING like the male V.
  • Scotland_forever
    Scotland_forever Posts: 64 Member
    "my stomach is hard enough for both of us".
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    Okay...I am a woman and I am unsure what a "thigh gap" is....am I the only one???
  • Umeboshi
    Umeboshi Posts: 1,637 Member
    I can't recall a single bad/uninformed thing my gf has said relating to fitness or weight loss.
  • diadojikohei
    diadojikohei Posts: 732 Member
    'There's no way you'll lose weight or get fit exercising for 25 minutes a day''

    re: 30 Day Shred.

    I am proving him wrong!! lol!
  • princesslmc2
    princesslmc2 Posts: 264 Member
    Okay, this isn't from my significant other, but someone else in my family. I was having issues with a plateau and he (being the nursing and anatomy student in all his infinite wisdom) suggest eating only one meal a day. *blink blink*
  • BeeElMarvin
    BeeElMarvin Posts: 2,086 Member
    "A girl at work brought me in a 'sample' of this shake to try; it's really tasty!"

    I say "Oh, that was nice. Does she sell it or what?"

    "Yeah, it's sort of expensive. She does some 'beachbody thing'."

    Me: "Ummm, why not just eat right?"

    ***blank stare***
  • JustANumber85
    JustANumber85 Posts: 644 Member
    yesterday when i told my mom i lost 4 lbs in 2wk she said " well it can take awhile" :noway:
  • ashleen7
    ashleen7 Posts: 258 Member
    "You shouldn't start lifting weights you'll get all muscly and weird looking just stay at your running."

    Yeah how about you STFU?!!
  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
    You can't have a piece of chocolate, you are on a diet.

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  • 8goodgirl0
    8goodgirl0 Posts: 127 Member
    My partner never says anything dumb, he's a prince
  • Allow me to put this into perspective. My boyfriend is a little over 6ft and built fairly broad. I am 5ft 5 on a good day. When I started this weightloss journey last year, I weighed 155lbs. So, the other day, we were hanging out and he looks in the mirror and says "I weighed myself yesterday, I'm down to 155. God I'm still fat."

    Uhm...thanks for that information, honey. Was I morbidly obese then? :facepalm:
  • n2thenight24
    n2thenight24 Posts: 1,651 Member
    I'm gonna echo some of the other posters, my SO just immediately jumps on me whenever he sees me eating a piece of chocolate or drinking a non diet soda. I don't know why he does it though, cuz every time I freak the F*** out on him and tell him he doesn't know what he's talking about!!!!

    He has also had the nerve to tell me that 'before' I wasn't 'fun to come home to' and he gets scared that I will get like 'that' again. SMDH
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    I'm gonna echo some of the other posters, my SO just immediately jumps on me whenever he sees me eating a piece of chocolate or drinking a non diet soda. I don't know why he does it though, cuz every time I freak the F*** out on him and tell him he doesn't know what he's talking about!!!!

    He has also had the nerve to tell me that 'before' I wasn't 'fun to come home to' and he gets scared that I will get like 'that' again. SMDH
    That's awful. :(
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    I go to the fridge and there's no bacon, so I ask her where the bacon went and she replies " I thought you were on a diet so I ate it" ...... Enough said.
  • Fox_n_sox
    Fox_n_sox Posts: 283 Member
    I go to the fridge and there's no bacon, so I ask her where the bacon went and she replies " I thought you were on a diet so I ate it" ...... Enough said.


    Fail miserable fail...kick her to the curb!
  • sunsnstatheart
    sunsnstatheart Posts: 2,544 Member
    "Does this [size 2] dress make me look fat?"

    Of course she always bats her eyelashes when she says it . . . gets me every time
  • GiddyupTim
    GiddyupTim Posts: 2,819 Member
    I can't recall a single bad/uninformed thing my gf has said relating to fitness or weight loss.

    Hilarious! Absolutely hilarious!
    The one person on this thread whose diplomacy is likely to save them from serious trouble.
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    I can't recall a single bad/uninformed thing my gf has said relating to fitness or weight loss.

    Hilarious! Absolutely hilarious!
    The one person on this thread whose diplomacy is likely to save them from serious trouble.
    haha
    He knows how moronic I found the statement. I was more than happy to tell him.
    "you're a smart man sweetie, but that is the dumbest thing you've ever said"
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    Here is taunto's solution to all these

    Just break up

    (or maybe its somebody's elses solution on MFP. hmm)
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    The gap is a mystical and for many women unrealistic body goal in which one's thighs do not touch.

    If you have the correct body type, you can have one. If you don't, you would have to lose more weight than is healthy to get one.

    My BF used to constantly tell me that if I wanted to lose weight, all I had to do was pushups and situps.
  • jetscreaminagain
    jetscreaminagain Posts: 1,130 Member
    I love lifting and my husband repeatedly tells me he loves my back. When the Patreaus thing hit, he actually commented that his side dish looked "manish". WTF? She looks like a hot piece of *kitten* to me (except in that one awkward photo they keep showing).

    I was logging the last of my food to see if I could afford a liquid dessert, and he's reading this "Good Fats Bad Fats" book and says, "do you count calories? You should read this, it says you shouldn't do that". Mind you in the more than a year on here, I've lost 4 sizes and stayed down (in size, my weight has gone up which means my muscles are hot and my fat is leaving). In that time he's gained 20 pounds. Glad to have him tell me what I should do to get fit.
  • Mine said that lifting would make my bulk like a man...
    I ignored him.
  • kristen6022
    kristen6022 Posts: 1,923 Member
    My S/O believe that it's better to do light weight/more reps because it "tones" you...

    Also he believes in "cleanses"...I told him your body cleanses itself naturally, but he feels that all the stuff that you don't need stays in you until you cleanse it out...
  • ErinBeth7
    ErinBeth7 Posts: 1,625 Member
    yesterday when i told my mom i lost 4 lbs in 2wk she said " well it can take awhile" :noway:
    hahaha, that's an awesome! very fast :)
  • IronDame
    IronDame Posts: 275
    The gap is a mystical and for many women unrealistic body goal in which one's thighs do not touch.

    If you have the correct body type, you can have one. If you don't, you would have to lose more weight than is healthy to get one.

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  • rynzi
    rynzi Posts: 20 Member
    "I can't lose weight." (about himself.)

    ...ya I'm sure sitting around on the computer all day and eating out all the time has NOTHING to do with that. >.>