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Sabotaged by work or blessing disguise?

Acg67
Acg67 Posts: 12,142 Member
edited January 5 in Motivation and Support
Work has has all sorts of goodies today including lunch brought in for the whole office, obviously they are trying to sabotage my clean eating and healthy lifestyle. BUT since I ate all the goodies all morning maybe I turbocharged my metabolism as eating in the morning revs up your metabolism. Bot sure if I should be angry at work or happy, halp!?
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  • MidwestAngel
    MidwestAngel Posts: 1,897 Member
    You will surely die
  • Acg67
    Acg67 Posts: 12,142 Member
    You will surely die

    Maybe I'll cleanse this weekend, will that make things better?
  • Sarauk2sf
    Sarauk2sf Posts: 28,072 Member
    You gonna get heyuuuge!!
  • Sarauk2sf
    Sarauk2sf Posts: 28,072 Member
    You will surely die

    Maybe I'll cleanse this weekend, will that make things better?

    Regular showers are always advisable.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Just hand over the doughnuts slowly.
  • rachmaree
    rachmaree Posts: 782 Member
    If everything was consumed before 6.01pm, you're gold.
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    You will surely die

    Maybe I'll cleanse this weekend, will that make things better?
    This weekend is too late. You're doomed.
  • Chief_Rocka
    Chief_Rocka Posts: 4,710 Member
    Just have a taste or two then go for a walk.
  • drmerc
    drmerc Posts: 2,603 Member
    I'm a doctor and my official diagnosis is you will die
  • TheirEllie82
    TheirEllie82 Posts: 162 Member
    You should be okay since you probably burned off the calories getting your panties in a bunch
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    Oh! Wait! I learned today that you burn like 1,000 calories sitting at your desk, so you may be OK after all.
  • ErinBeth7
    ErinBeth7 Posts: 1,625 Member
    You will surely die

    Maybe I'll cleanse this weekend, will that make things better?
    Just don't eat after 6:34 pm or else you'll gain 3lbs. Really my cousins aunt's dog's veterinarian said that if you eat late at night then you'll never be able to shed pounds because the food is just sitting in your stomach and storing away fat when you sleep. It must be true!
  • Rum_Runner
    Rum_Runner Posts: 617 Member
    Yes, death is imminent unless you either purge now...or go on a 1200 calorie or less diet for all of December....your choice!
  • Linli_Anne
    Linli_Anne Posts: 1,360 Member
    Just don't eat for the rest of the day....that might delay the death a little bit.
  • Acg67
    Acg67 Posts: 12,142 Member
    You should be okay since you probably burned off the calories getting your panties in a bunch

    This site is for support and motivation not negative nancys like you
  • d_Mode
    d_Mode Posts: 880 Member
    Consider it a blessing most chicks would kill to have abs like you.
  • TheirEllie82
    TheirEllie82 Posts: 162 Member
    You should be okay since you probably burned off the calories getting your panties in a bunch

    This site is for support and motivation not negative nancys like you
    I'm sorry
  • avir8
    avir8 Posts: 671 Member
    I'm a doctor and my official diagnosis is you will die

    But at least the corpse will look Aaaamazing!!!!
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    It was nice knowing you. I will miss you. :sad:
  • EatClean_WashUrNuts
    EatClean_WashUrNuts Posts: 1,590 Member
    Make sure you drop a few deuce and all will be OK
  • pullipgirl
    pullipgirl Posts: 767 Member
    I heard on Dr. Oz you should do a 3 day cleanse with raspberry ketones and green coffee extract
  • Yieya
    Yieya Posts: 168 Member
    Make sure you drop a few deuce and all will be OK

    You're obsessed with "dropping deuces"....lol :tongue:
  • TR0berts
    TR0berts Posts: 7,739 Member
    Oh, man - you're hosed.

    What they don't tell you is that work goodies don't actually boost metabolism. On the contrary - they jump-start starvation mode.

    Nice knowing ya!
  • kathyms13
    kathyms13 Posts: 497 Member
    do you wont family flowers only and donations to a charity, do you know what hyms youd like. god bless you. is there anything you need to confess before its to late.
  • KyleREDHEAD
    KyleREDHEAD Posts: 9
    Be HAPPY.

    Hope you enjoyed the goodies. Savor what you intend to consume.

    Do some extra sprints, and get back on track.

    :D
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
    As long as you wear your heart rate monitor all day and eat really fast keeping your heart rate in the fat burning zone, you're golden.
  • love4fitnesslove4food_wechange
    love4fitnesslove4food_wechange Posts: 6,897 Member
    Coffee bean extract, sauna, and 5 exlax with a big cup of metamucil...you'll wake up skinnier! :)
  • FitBeto
    FitBeto Posts: 2,121 Member
    You should be okay since you probably burned off the calories getting your panties in a bunch

    This site is for support and motivation not negative nancys like you

    The plural form of nancy is nanci.

    Penguin : pengui
    Zebra : Zebri
    Turtle : Turti

    And so forth. Gosh go to school.
  • Acg67
    Acg67 Posts: 12,142 Member
    You should be okay since you probably burned off the calories getting your panties in a bunch

    This site is for support and motivation not negative nancys like you

    The plural form of nancy is nanci.

    Penguin : pengui
    Zebra : Zebri
    Turtle : Turti

    And so forth. Gosh go to school.

    This is a sight about fitness and healthy living not a grammar school, you are not being supportive
  • Niki_Fawn
    Niki_Fawn Posts: 14 Member
    You should be okay since you probably burned off the calories getting your panties in a bunch

    This site is for support and motivation not negative nancys like you

    Is that picture you or your motivation? Well it's my motivation now. WOW.

    Get back on track and say no to the crap.
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