Road Trippin

nbhobbes
nbhobbes Posts: 284
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Ok so this is a ways off but in 2014 in either the spring or summer I'm planning on taking a road trip across the country. I'm looking for suggestions on where to go and what to do.

Also if anyone has any advice on long cross country road trips I'd be happy to get it.
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  • n0ob
    n0ob Posts: 2,390 Member
    Make sure to take a dump off whatever Mississippi River bridge you go across...everyone else does, that's why the water's brown.
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    Make sure to take a dump off whatever Mississippi River bridge you go across...everyone else does, that's why the water's brown.
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  • nikinyx6
    nikinyx6 Posts: 772 Member
    Come to Canada instead :)
  • Chief_Rocka
    Chief_Rocka Posts: 4,710 Member
    Come to Canada instead :)

    Why would you leave America to go to America Jr.?
  • Capt_Apollo
    Capt_Apollo Posts: 9,026 Member
    Come to Canada instead :)

    Why would you leave America to go to America Jr.?

    i might be drunk, but this made me laugh out loud!
  • _Bob_
    _Bob_ Posts: 1,487 Member
    Make sure to take a dump off whatever Mississippi River bridge you go across...everyone else does, that's why the water's brown.
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  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    Come to Canada instead :)

    Why would you leave America to go to America Jr.?
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  • Chief_Rocka
    Chief_Rocka Posts: 4,710 Member
    Come to Canada instead :)

    Why would you leave America to go to America Jr.?

    i might be drunk, but this made me laugh out loud!

    It was worth a small chuckle. You're drunk.
  • thedreamhazer
    thedreamhazer Posts: 1,156 Member
    Come to Canada instead :)

    Why would you leave America to go to America Jr.?

    i might be drunk, but this made me laugh out loud!

    It was worth a small chuckle. You're drunk.

    Technically speaking, a small chuckle IS laughing out loud.
  • n0ob
    n0ob Posts: 2,390 Member
    Come to Canada instead :)

    Why would you leave America to go to America Jr.?

    I had to explain to my boss what I'd just laughed at there...
  • nikinyx6
    nikinyx6 Posts: 772 Member
    Come to Canada instead :)

    Why would you leave America to go to America Jr.?

    America Jr? pffft...hardly...
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
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  • Dub_D
    Dub_D Posts: 1,760 Member
    Come to Canada instead :)

    Why would you leave America to go to America Jr.?

    Well we have more trees than we have McDonalds for starters..
  • n0ob
    n0ob Posts: 2,390 Member

    America Jr? pffft...hardly...

    UK lite?
  • nikinyx6
    nikinyx6 Posts: 772 Member

    America Jr? pffft...hardly...

    UK lite?

    a little better, but still, no...
  • Chief_Rocka
    Chief_Rocka Posts: 4,710 Member
    Come to Canada instead :)

    Why would you leave America to go to America Jr.?

    Well we have more trees than we have McDonalds for starters..

    We have 20 different flavors of delicious Rice-A-Roni
  • n0ob
    n0ob Posts: 2,390 Member

    America Jr? pffft...hardly...

    UK lite?

    a little better, but still, no...

    really? that's better?

    Seriously though, why are all the coolest countries in the world UK rejects?
  • Dub_D
    Dub_D Posts: 1,760 Member
    Come to Canada instead :)

    Why would you leave America to go to America Jr.?

    Well we have more trees than we have McDonalds for starters..

    We have 20 different flavors of delicious Rice-A-Roni

    But you don't have M&M Meat shops or Tim Hortons.
  • thedreamhazer
    thedreamhazer Posts: 1,156 Member
    Come to Canada instead :)

    Why would you leave America to go to America Jr.?

    Well we have more trees than we have McDonalds for starters..

    We have 20 different flavors of delicious Rice-A-Roni

    But you don't have M&M Meat shops or Tim Hortons.

    We have Tim Hortons. Not as good as Canadians think it is.
  • Cranktastic
    Cranktastic Posts: 1,517 Member

    America Jr? pffft...hardly...

    UK lite?

    a little better, but still, no...

    really? that's better?

    Seriously though, why are all the coolest countries in the world UK rejects?
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  • Dub_D
    Dub_D Posts: 1,760 Member
    Come to Canada instead :)

    Why would you leave America to go to America Jr.?

    Well we have more trees than we have McDonalds for starters..

    We have 20 different flavors of delicious Rice-A-Roni

    But you don't have M&M Meat shops or Tim Hortons.

    We have Tim Hortons. Not as good as Canadians think it is.

    Also, Marijuana is pretty much legal here.
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    Come to Canada instead :)

    Why would you leave America to go to America Jr.?

    Well we have more trees than we have McDonalds for starters..

    We have 20 different flavors of delicious Rice-A-Roni

    But you don't have M&M Meat shops or Tim Hortons.
    But America has me.

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  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    Come to Canada instead :)

    Why would you leave America to go to America Jr.?

    Well we have more trees than we have McDonalds for starters..

    We have 20 different flavors of delicious Rice-A-Roni

    But you don't have M&M Meat shops or Tim Hortons.

    We have Tim Hortons. Not as good as Canadians think it is.

    Also, Marijuana is pretty much legal here.
    It *is* legal in your neighbor to the south.

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  • nikinyx6
    nikinyx6 Posts: 772 Member
    Canada is Awesome...nuff said

    and OP, I apologize for inadvertantly derailing your thread. but I do notice no one has suggestions for great places to see in the US....
  • Chief_Rocka
    Chief_Rocka Posts: 4,710 Member
    Come to Canada instead :)

    Why would you leave America to go to America Jr.?

    Well we have more trees than we have McDonalds for starters..

    We have 20 different flavors of delicious Rice-A-Roni

    But you don't have M&M Meat shops or Tim Hortons.

    Are those places where Canadians sit around and discuss their long history of military victories?
  • Dub_D
    Dub_D Posts: 1,760 Member
    But America has me.

    Exactly! :laugh:
  • nikinyx6
    nikinyx6 Posts: 772 Member
    Come to Canada instead :)

    Why would you leave America to go to America Jr.?

    Well we have more trees than we have McDonalds for starters..

    We have 20 different flavors of delicious Rice-A-Roni

    But you don't have M&M Meat shops or Tim Hortons.

    Are those places where Canadians sit around and discuss their long history of military victories?
    A great military does not necessarily make a good place for a road trip...just sayin'
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    But America has me.

    Exactly! :laugh:
    We're breaking up.
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    Come to Canada instead :)

    Why would you leave America to go to America Jr.?

    Well we have more trees than we have McDonalds for starters..

    We have 20 different flavors of delicious Rice-A-Roni

    But you don't have M&M Meat shops or Tim Hortons.

    Are those places where Canadians sit around and discuss their long history of military victories?
    A great military does not necessarily make a good place for a road trip...just sayin'
    Neither do a bunch of trees.


    LOL JUST SAYIN'!
  • Chief_Rocka
    Chief_Rocka Posts: 4,710 Member
    Come to Canada instead :)

    Why would you leave America to go to America Jr.?

    Well we have more trees than we have McDonalds for starters..

    We have 20 different flavors of delicious Rice-A-Roni

    But you don't have M&M Meat shops or Tim Hortons.

    Are those places where Canadians sit around and discuss their long history of military victories?
    A great military does not necessarily make a good place for a road trip...just sayin'

    Not true, all of our weapons are phallic shaped

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