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Faulty Party last night, as I'm heading for the bathroom of the bar and grill I run into a bunch of students.
Students: Hi Mr.(secret last name) what are you doing here?
Me: Faculty Xmas party
Students: are you drunk?
Me: well no, unless...OH $#!T! THEY MUST HAVE SPIKED MY BEER!
Students: *Blank bewildered stares*
I hear the teachers giggling as I walk to the bathroom.
Students: Hi Mr.(secret last name) what are you doing here?
Me: Faculty Xmas party
Students: are you drunk?
Me: well no, unless...OH $#!T! THEY MUST HAVE SPIKED MY BEER!
Students: *Blank bewildered stares*
I hear the teachers giggling as I walk to the bathroom.
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