Water = Death

MiCool90

Statistics show that 100% of people who drink water... die.

lamilli09

Guess I won't be drinking water ever again...

nothing1994

:noway:

themeaningofthemorning

oh well
"yolo"
*swig*

MelbourneBelle

Same can be said for inhaling oxygen. It's a toxic world.

Jessi_Brooks

100% of murderers have drank water at some point in their life. Fact.

jjscholar

Only if it is deionized or contaminated with poisonous chemicals or germs...

Lift_This_

Only if it is deionized or contaminated with poisonous chemicals or germs...

wurd to yo motha.

Pixi_Rex

That is why I drink wine.

DakotaKeogh

Actually, you're not really getting to the root cause. The ultimate culprit is birth. Everyone who's born dies.

angee1126

That is why I drink wine.

^^^^^^LOL. :drinker:

PikaKnight

Statistics show that 100% of people who drink water... die.

@MiCool - Says the guy standing in front of the source. Get him!!!!

*dies laughing* - you guys crack me up XD

louiselebeau

Statistics show that 100% of people who drink water... die.

Guess its coffee and beer from now on.

Nerdy_Rose

*sips champagne*

Laces_0ut

not everyone who has drank water has died. in fact some scientists believe the first immortal people have already been born.

drmerc

I drank some water and I didn't die

CallMeCupcakeDammit

I'm actually drinking some righ

lachesissss

I'm actually drinking some righ

Ah dammit... you didn't drop dead did you? Fvck water.

llaurenmarie

Actually, you're not really getting to the root cause. The ultimate culprit is birth. Everyone who's born dies.

laughed. hard.

cmcollins001

Statistics also prove that 100% of all statistics are only 92% accurate 24% of the time in 80% of the studies.

zaithyr

WHAT?! That's it! Who do I sue?