If I gave you bacon would you eat it?

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  • IronSmasher
    IronSmasher Posts: 3,908 Member
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    Is it crispy?
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,735 Member
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    No, no bacon for me. I prefer foods i don't have to pay for twice. The first payment to the bacon seller is the easy one, it's the lipitor and cardiologist payments later on that i just don't want to pay for.

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    [ Early 17th century. < Latin sanctimonia "sanctity" < sanctus "holy" (see saint) ]

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  • YoungDoc2B
    YoungDoc2B Posts: 1,593 Member
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    Is it turkey bacon?

    If so, yes.

    :huh:

    your man card is hereby revoked for 1 week.

    appeals can be heard at City Hall starting Monday morning at 9:05AM.

    Dag..that's kind of a harsh sentence, don't you think? Take it easy on me judge!
  • rompers16
    rompers16 Posts: 5,404 Member
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  • RedHeadDevotchka
    RedHeadDevotchka Posts: 1,394 Member
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    Is it turkey bacon?

    If so, yes.

    :huh:

    your man card is hereby revoked for 1 week.

    appeals can be heard at City Hall starting Monday morning at 9:05AM.

    Dag..that's kind of a harsh sentence, don't you think? Take it easy on me judge!

    Nope. You referred to this product as edible, and it just isn't. I am in total agreement with him
  • Cranktastic
    Cranktastic Posts: 1,517 Member
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    Hey guys they are giving away cake in the chit chat and games section.





    OK, they are gone.

    give me ALL the bacon please.
  • YoungDoc2B
    YoungDoc2B Posts: 1,593 Member
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    Hey guys they are giving away cake in the chit chat and games section.





    OK, they are gone.

    give me ALL the bacon please.

    CAKE? CAKE, you say? Screw bacon, the lady said there's cake! *Heads to the exit*
  • Rocbola
    Rocbola Posts: 1,998 Member
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    No, no bacon for me. I prefer foods i don't have to pay for twice. The first payment to the bacon seller is the easy one, it's the lipitor and cardiologist payments later on that i just don't want to pay for.

    But if we don't to the doctor then they won't have a job and that's not good for the economy. Gotta think sometimes ;)
    Ah, yes, i should be a good little American and sacrifice my health for the good of the sacred economy, maybe i'll go back to meat and dairy.

    Actually, looking around this thread, i think the cardiologists of America will be having many customers, so i'll spend my money on another segment of the economy, like local farmer's markets.
  • YoungDoc2B
    YoungDoc2B Posts: 1,593 Member
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    Is it turkey bacon?

    If so, yes.

    :huh:

    your man card is hereby revoked for 1 week.

    appeals can be heard at City Hall starting Monday morning at 9:05AM.

    Dag..that's kind of a harsh sentence, don't you think? Take it easy on me judge!

    Nope. You referred to this product as edible, and it just isn't. I am in total agreement with him

    But....b b b but.....why you gotta be so mean?
  • Melo1966
    Melo1966 Posts: 881 Member
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    Bacon yum
  • AnvilHead
    AnvilHead Posts: 18,344 Member
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    I'd eat all the bacon as an appetizer while the baby back ribs were cooking in the smoker. Then I'd eat them too.
  • InPieces3
    InPieces3 Posts: 215
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    Absolutely.
  • erinsueburns
    erinsueburns Posts: 865 Member
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    The better question is "how hard will you fight when I take your bacon?" AND "how do we log bacon fights in our exercise diaries?"

    For what it's worth, my cholesterol loves bacon-it makes my HDL happy, what it doesn't like is bread-it makes my LDL too happy.
  • runs4zen
    runs4zen Posts: 769 Member
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    Yep. Had 2.5 pieces today. Bacon Good. No Bacon, Bad.
  • jennifer_417
    jennifer_417 Posts: 12,344 Member
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    omnomnom.
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
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    People who don't like bacon make my heart sad.


    Mmmm...bacon.
  • ynotcycle
    ynotcycle Posts: 121 Member
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    Only if it is Halal Bacon
  • matt1195
    matt1195 Posts: 37
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    No.........but i would later dream of it mmmmmmmmmmm bacon:P
  • Macrocarpa
    Macrocarpa Posts: 121 Member
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    (Lisa) “I’m going to become a vegetarian!”
    (Homer) “Does that mean you’re not going to eat any pork?”
    (Lisa) “Yes!”
    (Homer) “Bacon?”
    (Lisa) "Yes Dad!”
    (Homer) "Ham?”
    (Lisa) “Dad, all those meats come from the same animal!”
    (Homer) “Right Lisa, some wonderful, magical animal!”"
  • RedHeadDevotchka
    RedHeadDevotchka Posts: 1,394 Member
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    Is it turkey bacon?

    If so, yes.

    :huh:

    your man card is hereby revoked for 1 week.

    appeals can be heard at City Hall starting Monday morning at 9:05AM.

    Dag..that's kind of a harsh sentence, don't you think? Take it easy on me judge!

    Nope. You referred to this product as edible, and it just isn't. I am in total agreement with him

    But....b b b but.....why you gotta be so mean?

    That's a line from a Taylor swift song, sir you are digging a deep grave for yourself

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