TELL YOUR SECRET

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  • taekwonkenpo
    taekwonkenpo Posts: 1,004
    I lie...Even when telling the truth. :tongue:
  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member
    I shot the sheriff.

    Sheriff John Brown always hated me,
    For what, I don't know:
    Every time I plant a seed,
    He said kill it before it grow -
    He said kill them before they grow.
  • LaAliceUm7
    LaAliceUm7 Posts: 7
    This isn't where I posted this!
  • CierraLouise
    CierraLouise Posts: 16
    I have WAY to many lol
  • LaAliceUm7
    LaAliceUm7 Posts: 7
    *sigh... Im a chubby chaser :P I work on my diet for all I am worth but the minute I start dating... I am picturing him in a speedo pool side eatting margerine on butter cookies. Vegan butter cookies but you get my point :P

    My friends tell me that it is about feeding him so I won't eat it...but they are wrong LOL. Chubby guys are snuggley :) ... and I am part Italian LOL Don't get me wrong. I am not completely shallow. I have dated slim guys. I was madly inlove with this tall slim muscle bound guy at one point...but he had a great personality!
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    My secret?

    My honest to goodness real true no bull**** secret?

    My heart has magic powers.

    That's ok... no one else believes me either. But if you ever need to feel as though you could handle going up against the whole world, let me know and I'll arm you properly.
  • windycitycupcake
    windycitycupcake Posts: 516 Member
    *sigh... Im a chubby chaser :P I work on my diet for all I am worth but the minute I start dating... I am picturing him in a speedo pool side eatting margerine on butter cookies. Vegan butter cookies but you get my point :P

    My friends tell me that it is about feeding him so I won't eat it...but they are wrong LOL. Chubby guys are snuggley :) ... and I am part Italian LOL Don't get me wrong. I am not completely shallow. I have dated slim guys. I was madly inlove with this tall slim muscle bound guy at one point...but he had a great personality!

    i don't know if i'm a "chubby chaser" but i find it sickly satisfying to force other people to eat and have none
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    iseedeadpeople.jpg \m/
  • AngryDiet
    AngryDiet Posts: 1,349 Member
    i don't know if i'm a "chubby chaser" but i find it sickly satisfying to force other people to eat and have none

    You sound like my mother-in-law.
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    I have to poop.

    I pooped.
  • BEERRUNNER
    BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,046 Member
    You don't want to know

    Yes we do wanna know. :bigsmile:
  • ekkand
    ekkand Posts: 592 Member
    I'm deathly afraid of being alone in the dark. >.<
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    :devil: I like to be with someone in the dark
  • taekwonkenpo
    taekwonkenpo Posts: 1,004
    I have gas at the moment.
  • rjt1000
    rjt1000 Posts: 700 Member
    I shot the sheriff.

    I killed the deputy.
  • gotogirl81
    gotogirl81 Posts: 278 Member
    I'm from another planet.
  • HurricaneElaine
    HurricaneElaine Posts: 984 Member
    Me She-Hulk.
  • crissy_percival
    crissy_percival Posts: 2,447 Member
    i am a big flrit
  • DrenRigs
    DrenRigs Posts: 448 Member
    I can read peoples minds
  • crissy_percival
    crissy_percival Posts: 2,447 Member
    I can read peoples minds

    :O do mine lol
  • HuskyMan3
    HuskyMan3 Posts: 527 Member
    I see dead people (and Bruce Willis is in my tent in my bedroom)

    Wait that did not sound good
  • carryingon
    carryingon Posts: 609 Member
    Seriously-you would have nightmares. I know I do..
  • justgowithit17
    justgowithit17 Posts: 1,392 Member
    i stalk people
  • LaMujerMasBonitaDelMundo
    LaMujerMasBonitaDelMundo Posts: 3,634 Member
    :noway:
  • wolfpack77
    wolfpack77 Posts: 655
    I occasionally carry a sidearm.
  • akaMrsmojo
    akaMrsmojo Posts: 762 Member
    I am secretly a vampire that sparkles in the light and plays baseball for no apparent reason.
  • karynspeace
    karynspeace Posts: 132
    I wax.
  • ShellyBell999
    ShellyBell999 Posts: 1,482 Member
    I can fly.
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    I'm not really the person I portray on MFP. I'm 32 years old, unemployed and live in my parents' basement. But they don't know it. I have to be very, very quiet.
  • GangstaMa
    GangstaMa Posts: 39
    :blushing: Im addicted to cheese puffs...

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