TELL YOUR SECRET

taekwonkenpo

I lie...Even when telling the truth.

WendyTerry420

I shot the sheriff.

Sheriff John Brown always hated me,
For what, I don't know:
Every time I plant a seed,
He said kill it before it grow -
He said kill them before they grow.

LaAliceUm7

This isn't where I posted this!

CierraLouise

I have WAY to many lol

LaAliceUm7

*sigh... Im a chubby chaser :P I work on my diet for all I am worth but the minute I start dating... I am picturing him in a speedo pool side eatting margerine on butter cookies. Vegan butter cookies but you get my point :P

My friends tell me that it is about feeding him so I won't eat it...but they are wrong LOL. Chubby guys are snuggley ... and I am part Italian LOL Don't get me wrong. I am not completely shallow. I have dated slim guys. I was madly inlove with this tall slim muscle bound guy at one point...but he had a great personality!

yoovie

My secret?

My honest to goodness real true no bull**** secret?

My heart has magic powers.

That's ok... no one else believes me either. But if you ever need to feel as though you could handle going up against the whole world, let me know and I'll arm you properly.

windycitycupcake

*sigh... Im a chubby chaser :P I work on my diet for all I am worth but the minute I start dating... I am picturing him in a speedo pool side eatting margerine on butter cookies. Vegan butter cookies but you get my point :P

My friends tell me that it is about feeding him so I won't eat it...but they are wrong LOL. Chubby guys are snuggley ... and I am part Italian LOL Don't get me wrong. I am not completely shallow. I have dated slim guys. I was madly inlove with this tall slim muscle bound guy at one point...but he had a great personality!

i don't know if i'm a "chubby chaser" but i find it sickly satisfying to force other people to eat and have none

jackpotclown

\m/

AngryDiet

i don't know if i'm a "chubby chaser" but i find it sickly satisfying to force other people to eat and have none

You sound like my mother-in-law.

TylerJ76

I have to poop.

I pooped.

BEERRUNNER

You don't want to know

Yes we do wanna know. :bigsmile:

ekkand

I'm deathly afraid of being alone in the dark. >.<

MikeyD1280

:devil: I like to be with someone in the dark

taekwonkenpo

I have gas at the moment.

rjt1000

I shot the sheriff.

I killed the deputy.

gotogirl81

I'm from another planet.

HurricaneElaine

Me She-Hulk.

crissy_percival

i am a big flrit

DrenRigs

I can read peoples minds

crissy_percival

I can read peoples minds

:O do mine lol

HuskyMan3

I see dead people (and Bruce Willis is in my tent in my bedroom)

Wait that did not sound good

carryingon

Seriously-you would have nightmares. I know I do..

justgowithit17

i stalk people

LaMujerMasBonitaDelMundo

:noway:

wolfpack77

I occasionally carry a sidearm.

akaMrsmojo

I am secretly a vampire that sparkles in the light and plays baseball for no apparent reason.

karynspeace

I wax.

ShellyBell999

I can fly.

TheRoadDog

I'm not really the person I portray on MFP. I'm 32 years old, unemployed and live in my parents' basement. But they don't know it. I have to be very, very quiet.

GangstaMa

:blushing: Im addicted to cheese puffs...