Carrots will kill you

bathsheba_c

Did you know that carrots are just mutated Queen Anne's lace? Carrots do not grow naturally in the wild! So you shouldn't eat them, because they are genetic mutants and will therefore kill you.

SofaKingRad_

This is the same reason why I don't drink bottled water. DID YOU KNOW BOTTLED WATER DOES NOT OCCUR NATURALLY AND THAT A FACILITY POURS WATER INTO BOTTLES THEN SELLS THEM!?!?? DO NOT DRINK THAT WATER IT WILL KILL YOU!

Dub_D

Cliffslosinit

yeah and that other thing will make me blind. Momma lied!

Cranktastic

5! 5 foods that vill kill me! AH HA AH HA HAAAAAAA!

WinnerVictorious

Chief_Rocka

Why, why would he do such a thing?

yoovie

shouldnt i kill them first then?

_skittybang

Dub_D

Why, why would he do such a thing?

and then rap about it.. beats me.

_skittybang

Killer carrot?

vim_n_vigor

I picture a carrot carrying a knife chasing me around - kind of like Chuckie.....

BeeElMarvin

shouldnt i kill them first then?

First, make sure they are free range carrots, then only kill them in a humane manner. End carrot suffering in your lifetime.

stephdeeable

A carrot killed my father. :mad:

chubby_checkers

This is the only Carrot to watch out for

Beastette

Into which end are you putting them? Perhaps operator error?

BritneysStuntDouble

Have you guys seen the NC-17 group's threads? There are pics of buttholes with tufts of hair. :sick:

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yoovie

shouldnt i kill them first then?

First, make sure they are free range carrots, then only kill them in a humane manner. End carrot suffering in your lifetime.

if those ****ers are loose on the range, that's called FIRE AT WILL

_Timmeh_

I thought it was Killer Tomatoes, they made a movie about em years ago.

Allie_71

*snif*:sad:

Captain_Tightpants

EatClean_WashUrNuts

Dont hate on the carrot

Rocbola

Into which end are you putting them? Perhaps operator error?

Haha, given the intelligence level around here, you are probably on to something!

gotogirl81

:huh:

LaLouve_RK

WinnerVictorious

Into which end are you putting them? Perhaps operator error?

Haha, given the intelligence level around here, you are probably on to something!