Stupid song lyrics

_Elemenopee_
_Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
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"And there won't be snow in Africa this Christmastime."

No...really?
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  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    everytime I see that lyric I think to myself....if it did snow...they'd be in a hell of a lot more **** than they are already....

    why on earth would a bunch of musicians wish for them to have snow?
  • Countryboy_
    Countryboy_ Posts: 618
    Don't go around tonite
    its bound to take your life
    Theres a bathroom on the right.......

    CCRforthewin!
  • ShreddedTweet
    ShreddedTweet Posts: 1,326 Member
    Hold me closer Tony Danza....
  • Countryboy_
    Countryboy_ Posts: 618
    Oh, Canada! We stand in cars and freeze!
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    Hold me closer Tony Danza....

    I wouldn't want him to hold me now. Maybe 20 years ago...but it wouldv'e been creepy then too since I was 12....hmmm
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
    Two years ago I renewed my license. Thanks, Nick Minaj, we were all wondering.


    She made us drinks, we drunk em, got drunk.
  • Dub_D
    Dub_D Posts: 1,760 Member
    Oh, Canada! We stand in cars and freeze!

    I'll let this one slide.
  • Countryboy_
    Countryboy_ Posts: 618
    Dirty Deeds, done dirt cheap...
    Dirty Deads, done with SHEEP!
  • Countryboy_
    Countryboy_ Posts: 618
    Hold me closer Tony Danza....

    Count the head lice on the highway....
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    the entire "lion sleeps tonight" song. Makes me want to hurt things.
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    "I broke it off thinking you'd be crying, now I feel like **** looking at you flying."

    .......


    *headdesk*
  • Countryboy_
    Countryboy_ Posts: 618
    the entire "lion sleeps tonight" song. Makes me want to hurt things.

    a weem-a-wep a weem-a wep....
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    the entire "lion sleeps tonight" song. Makes me want to hurt things.
    Every time I hear that I want to scream, "THERE ARE NO LIONS IN THE ****ING JUNGLE. THAT WOULD BE TIGERS, IDIOT."
  • ShreddedTweet
    ShreddedTweet Posts: 1,326 Member
    Just let me say for the record, we're giving love in a Femidom, we are family, I got all my sisters with me!
  • Countryboy_
    Countryboy_ Posts: 618
    the entire "lion sleeps tonight" song. Makes me want to hurt things.
    Every time I hear that I want to scream, "THERE ARE NO LIONS IN THE ****ING JUNGLE. THAT WOULD BE TIGERS, IDIOT."

    Jungle....Savannah........its all the same from 8000 miles away.
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
    "but we kick em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger"

    Ew?

    mick-old.jpg
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo,
    I’ve got a perfect puzzle for you.
    Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-dee,
    If you are wise you’ll listen to me.
    What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?
    Eating as much as an elephant eats.
    What are you at getting terribly fat?
    What do you think will come of that?
    I don't like the look of it
    Oompa Loompa do-ba-dee-da,
    Given good manners you will go far.
    You will live in happiness too,
    Like the oompa loompa do-ba-dee-doo.
    Do-ba-dee-doo
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    The phone. The phone is ringing. The phone. We'll be right there. The phone. The phone is ringing. There's an animal in trouble.
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    "but we kick em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger"

    Ew?

    mick-old.jpg

    I may have just tinkled a little in me underoos.
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    "but we kick em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger"

    Ew?

    mick-old.jpg
    Well beauty is subjective...and well consider the source who's singing it.
    Also, in the 70's he was sexy.

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