Hot Pocket Horror

ShmoozyQ

As if a Hot Pocket isn't scary enough on its own?

This! The ingredient paragraph is enough to keep me away.



But, ew. Finding a hair in it is just insult to injury. However, the comic made it all worth it.

_Timmeh_

Jim Gaffigan rules! *hot pockets


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-i9GXbptog

_Timmeh_

Tonights special we have a sea bass that is broiled and we have a hot pocket which is cooked in a dirty microwave...that comes with a side of pepto.

pullipgirl

"Recently they introduced the breakfast Hot Pocket. Finally! I can't think of a better way to start the day! Good morning, you're about to call in sick. Hot Pocket!"

AllTehBeers

Win.

Jim Gaffigan rules! *hot pockets

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-i9GXbptog

And win.

This whole thread is awesome.

quirkytizzy

I chose Hot Pockets as my rebellion against a health food nut foster mom when I was 17. Must have eaten five or six of those a week for a year when I visited my boyfriend's house.

Hot Pockets make me sick now. I much prefer the health food that I couldn't stand as a stupid teenager. I swear, I've got permanent burn scars on the top of my mouth from that ****....

PetulantOne

Those look like pubes.

How well do you know your coworkers?

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

MsDover

He does a whole routine about Hot Pockets... when I saw the topic this was the first thing I thought of!
And now I see that someone has posted a link to it! Awesome!

BurtHuttz

You know, I was just kidding about eating around the hair.






You just scarf it all up. It's not like "the stuff that looks like food" in a hot pocket is any better than the stuff that doesn't look like food.

Becky388

I'd let the company know. They may send you some coupons - not that I'd want them now, but....

classycouture

GROSS. I almost bought that kind yesterday, instead I went for the garlic bread pepperoni pizza lean pocket one.

I don't think I'll be eating the second one.




(if you did eat it, how would you log "rat chin hair" in your diary?)

IronSmasher

I was wondering what a hot pocket was. So I googled it. Wiki'd it. Apparently they are available in the UK......

http://www.mysupermarket.co.uk/tesco-price-comparison/frozen_ready_meals/maggi_hot_pockets_ham_and_cheese_crispy_pastries_2_per_pack_250g.html

........but nobody sells them.

MsDover

(if you did eat it, how would you log "rat chin hair" in your diary?)

HA!

gkwatra

(if you did eat it, how would you log "rat chin hair" in your diary?)

HA!

FIBER!!!!!!! Mmmmm!

Akumu

I was wondering what a hot pocket was. So I googled it. Wiki'd it. Apparently they are available in the UK......

http://www.mysupermarket.co.uk/tesco-price-comparison/frozen_ready_meals/maggi_hot_pockets_ham_and_cheese_crispy_pastries_2_per_pack_250g.html

........but nobody sells them.

Lol, you are better off without them