Holiday office party tips

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jessicaj_824
jessicaj_824 Posts: 114 Member
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LOL - saw this "tip" online- and it's SO TRUE:laugh: :
Counting calories? Here's an easy office-party diet tip. Before going to the party, drink one glass of water and eat a banana and a handful of raw almonds. It will fill your stomach, and you will only wind up eating 94 crab cakes, 47 mini egg rolls, 54 nachos, 18 ounces of cheese, a leg of lamb, 11 brownies and four ice cream sandwiches—plus a glass of water, a banana and a handful of raw almonds.


Full list at: http://finance.yahoo.com/news/23-rules-of-the-office-holiday-party-160949404.html

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  • Windy_
    Windy_ Posts: 1,012 Member
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    Don't make out with one of the Tech guys in your mini-van.
  • Dub_D
    Dub_D Posts: 1,760 Member
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    don't pee on the floor
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
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    don't pee on the floor

    Yea, that was awkward..
  • n0ob
    n0ob Posts: 2,390 Member
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    I was in grad school...if there's free food, I stockpile...
  • iWaffle
    iWaffle Posts: 2,208 Member
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    Keep volunteering to get drinks. Bring everyone else vodka and put water in your own glass. Enjoy the free entertainment.
  • TubbsMcGee
    TubbsMcGee Posts: 1,058 Member
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    Good tip, bluewaffle.

    I'll have to remember that this year, as the "game" in our office is to see how many drinks they can feed me before I do something stupid.
  • SignalRunner77
    SignalRunner77 Posts: 23
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    Great timing. My office party is in two hours.
  • whiteheaddg
    whiteheaddg Posts: 325 Member
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    No pictures, no proof. Check your cell phones at the door.
  • MsMarlaMae
    MsMarlaMae Posts: 144 Member
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    Don't drunk hit on your best work guy friends new wife who you also work with.

    Just sayin, made Monday a tad bit awkward.

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