NSV...Funny but True!
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BigDnSW
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Yesterday after work, I had changed into my evening clothes...a pair of gym shorts (now way too big and I forgot to tie the drawstring) and an oversized T shirt....yup, going "commando". I was walking to the kitchen to prep dinner with SW (SuperWife) as we usually do. It's fun and romantic.
Well, I got there and had to sneeze real bad that before I could stop it or turn away, I sneezed out a huge one. I mean a monster sneeze. I sneezed so hard that when I exhaled, my shorts hit the floor around my ankles.
Totally unphased after 33+ years of marriage and my antics, SW smiled and said, "I don't beleive you've ever used that come on line before." Before I could recover, we both laughed.
Thankful for the inches and weight loss. I'll leave the rest of the story to your imagination.
Well, I got there and had to sneeze real bad that before I could stop it or turn away, I sneezed out a huge one. I mean a monster sneeze. I sneezed so hard that when I exhaled, my shorts hit the floor around my ankles.
Totally unphased after 33+ years of marriage and my antics, SW smiled and said, "I don't beleive you've ever used that come on line before." Before I could recover, we both laughed.
Thankful for the inches and weight loss. I'll leave the rest of the story to your imagination.
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LOL cool!0
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So dinner was late?0
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That's hilarious! Great story. And congrats on the 62 pounds. Well done!0
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Hilarious.0
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LOL!!!:laugh: I can honestly say that is an original come on line! Congrats on your excellent NSV and my the results lead you to more happiness...er..more than you've already had! :drinker:0
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You pooped yourself when you sneezed. Am I right?I'll leave the rest of the story to your imagination.0 -
Congrats!
My experience is similar. After losing weight my undies don't stay in place anymore and jogging is much more enjoyable when your britches aren't falling down. I almost lost my pants like you did when we moved the week after Thanksgiving and I was arrying out one end of my mattress. Yikes, the neighbors dont need to see my fanny!0 -
NSV and a workout. Bonus!0
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This was awesome to read.
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I like your wife. She sounds like someone you would want to be around a lot and for a long time. Congratulations on your success at weight loss and fitness and a long, happy marriage. May they both continue.0
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Love this story! Thanks for sharing!0
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thank you for that, i needed that kind of laugh today!! Great NSV, funny times with the wife and i can see my dh (dear hubby) and i doing stuff like that too!0
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:laugh:0
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Sounds like something that would happen in my house
Thanks for the great laugh!0 -
Thanks for sharing....loved it. Looking forward to your before and progress pictures.
Shirley in Oregon0 -
Thanks for the smile! Good for you!0
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Hilarious and lovely! Sounds like something hubs would say to me!0
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lol:laugh:0
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You farted out loud too after that? :laugh:I'll leave the rest of the story to your imagination.0 -
lol this is great. great work and thanks for sharing!0
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