Calling into work tomorrow...

classycouture
classycouture Posts: 888 Member
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Which excuse should I use?


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OR...

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Other suggestions are welcome.

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  • LeenaRuns
    LeenaRuns Posts: 1,309 Member
    How about, "Yeah, I don't feel like coming in today...."
  • drmerc
    drmerc Posts: 2,603 Member
    Tell them your HSV is acting up
  • harleydall76
    harleydall76 Posts: 586 Member
    Tell them you're preparing for the end of the world next Friday.
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
    I'll breathe on you. You'll have a sore throat and stuffy nose in a few hours. Fixed.
  • rompers16
    rompers16 Posts: 5,404 Member
    Tell them someone gave you false compliments at work and you're very upset!
  • Stdavis53
    Stdavis53 Posts: 233 Member
    2nut4cm.jpg

    My best recommendation
  • SlickFootAnna
    SlickFootAnna Posts: 611 Member
    2nut4cm.jpg

    My best recommendation


    LOL
  • ronadams52
    ronadams52 Posts: 176 Member
    How about "I am feeling to good to come in today!" :wink:
  • Molly_Maguire
    Molly_Maguire Posts: 1,103 Member
    Tell them someone gave you false compliments at work and you're very upset!

    *Cracks up* This for the win!
  • jmc0806
    jmc0806 Posts: 1,444 Member
    2nut4cm.jpg

    My best recommendation

    haha, that is awesome
  • classycouture
    classycouture Posts: 888 Member
    Hahah, these replies are great!
  • krowanvil
    krowanvil Posts: 49 Member
    Tell them you have an eye problem... you just can't see yourself being at work tomorrow.
  • christy_frank
    christy_frank Posts: 680 Member
    You need a 'Mental Health Day'
  • Brunner26_2
    Brunner26_2 Posts: 1,152
    Tell them you have anal glaucoma and you can't see your *kitten* coming into work today.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    I just hope they don't come across this and figure out it is you..lmao. Didn't this happen to someone but on a social network? They were talking about calling in sick and got busted?
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    cramps
  • harleydall76
    harleydall76 Posts: 586 Member
    You could also say you're having an awesome hair day and can't see wasting it being at work.............
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    Just tell them you are sore.:blushing:
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    Just say you have the sniffles & when you consulted WebMD about it you found out you have every disease known to mankind...
  • DoingitWell
    DoingitWell Posts: 560 Member
    Just tell them you're sick of work.
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    call in healthy.

    tell them you just feel too good to come in.
  • chosengiver
    chosengiver Posts: 1,462 Member
    I QUIT!
    Works every time :laugh:
  • brianfmatthews
    brianfmatthews Posts: 22 Member
    Bad case of the Mondays.
  • ChristyRunStarr
    ChristyRunStarr Posts: 1,600 Member
    Tell them you're preparing for the end of the world next Friday.

    good one! I totally think I need to use this next week....
    call in healthy.

    tell them you just feel too good to come in.
    I feel like I'm becoming your stalker but holy cow you're freaken hilerous :laugh: Either that or I'm so bored that everything is making me laugh
  • TheirEllie82
    TheirEllie82 Posts: 162 Member
    My staff calls off to me when they're sick and one day I was in the shower when one of them called and they told my 8yo to tell me that they wouldn't be to work that day because they couldn't stop pooping...my son thought it was hilarious and I didn't question it
  • chosengiver
    chosengiver Posts: 1,462 Member
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