Not new, lost some friends - recruiting now!
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Do you have an example of one of the jokes?0
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Oh! Oh me! Pick me!!!!
Lol. Hi Jim - I guess if I can handle Ian..... Would love to be a pal0 -
:happy: Sending FR!0
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I love posting funny stuff. Please add me.0
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Hi, I am new here, I like to laugh , too.
Lot's of stress taking care of an aging parent in her house, and trying to keep up with my own and a husband, so a little bit of humor would be welcome.
Have a good day.
Thanks, Grace0 -
Add me too, please! I love to laugh and I pen a humour blog on MFP: http://www.myfitnesspal.com/blog/JanaCanada0
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I need more Friends! Lets be friends lol0
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Do you have an example of one of the jokes?
A sample you say? From Monday diary....
A wife had lunch with two unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress. They decided to amaze their men by greeting them wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes. They agreed to meet after to exchange notes.
Engaged friend: “My fiancé came over, saw me, and said, "You are the woman of my dreams. I love you. Then we made passionate love all night long.”
Mistress friend: “Me too! My lover didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night. “
Wife: “When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos, and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said, "What's for dinner, Zorro?"0 -
Are you telling the truth? Feel free to add me.0
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Add me too, I need more friends too!0
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A Xmas Eve BUMP......
Have a merry christmas everyone.0
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