best barny stinson quote

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  • diamondfit1
    diamondfit1 Posts: 47 Member
    theres an 83% chance.....
  • Ta2dchic20
    Ta2dchic20 Posts: 376 Member
    It's going to be-...wait for it...and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is DAIRY!
  • miketheman79
    miketheman79 Posts: 41
    It’s gonna be legend........… wait for it….... and I hope you’re not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is DAIRY!

    Yes!!!
  • bcf7683
    bcf7683 Posts: 1,653 Member
    Everyone who posts a quote here will be blocked or deleted from my list.

    Challenge Accepted!

    Niiice :laugh:
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
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    In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland. True story.
  • Chainbreaker
    Chainbreaker Posts: 124 Member
    To be dateable a woman must be above the Vicki Mendoza diagonal on the 'Hot / Crazy Scale'.
  • mnw1117
    mnw1117 Posts: 48
    Attention Canada! I am Barney from America, and I am here to fix your backward *kitten* country. Number one, get real money. Don't know what board game this came from, but it's a joke. Number two, and this is the biggy, quit letting awesome chicks, like Robin Scherbatsky, get away. Because, guess what, you don't want her, I'm planting my flag in her, if you know what I mean, which you probably don't.
  • amber1533
    amber1533 Posts: 117 Member
    "Whenever I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead!"

    THIS
  • tryclyn
    tryclyn Posts: 2,414 Member
    Have you met Ted?
  • superkel317
    superkel317 Posts: 78
    "I'm KFC, you don't mess with the Colonel's original recipe."
  • digitalbill
    digitalbill Posts: 1,410 Member
    (I just watched this one last night on DVR:

    "You were this close to ripping off his misbuttoned shirt and pulling down his inside out underpants!"
  • Cyclink
    Cyclink Posts: 517 Member
    I won't spoil it for those of you who have not seen it yet, so I will simply say that his best line/plan ever truly was "The Last Page"
  • tomomatic
    tomomatic Posts: 1,794 Member
    Everyone who posts a quote here will be blocked or deleted from my list.

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  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    And now for something completely different

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgT2N_nzocs


    Points to whoever knows what Barney picked as the middle name for Lily & Marshall's baby...
  • GBOGH_5
    GBOGH_5 Posts: 174 Member
    How to run a marathon:
    Step 1 you start running and there’s not step 2…
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    How to run a marathon:
    Step 1 you start running and there’s not step 2…

    :laugh: :laugh:
  • tomomatic
    tomomatic Posts: 1,794 Member
    And now for something completely different

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgT2N_nzocs


    Points to whoever knows what Barney picked as the middle name for Lily & Marshall's baby...

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  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,252 Member
    Ode to the Sexless innkeeper ......... probably my favorite ever
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    Everyone who posts a quote here will be blocked or deleted from my list.

    HAHA should we care?? I been deleted for a while now.

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