Survival Tips For Men-How To Ask A Woman A Question

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  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    Nah always bacon.
  • Bronx_Montgomery
    Bronx_Montgomery Posts: 2,284 Member
    Just as I thought. The key to a woman's heart is the same key used for the removal of her pants. WINE!!!
  • karenjoy
    karenjoy Posts: 1,840 Member
    I think I might be a man, mainly because when I ask if I look ok I actually want to know if I do, if I say does this make me look fat/thinner/bulgy/slutty etc I want to know the real answer, if my hair looks rubbish, I want to know, not find out when I walk past a shop window, I also like to talk to my man, we have proper conversations..and I really like sex, it makes everything better, even headaches....

    I am also not that keen on wine...now champagne...that is the exception...oh and chocolate

    oh no wait, I am a woman and not a stereotype
  • supplemama
    supplemama Posts: 1,956 Member
    This actually cracked me up LOL
  • Capt_Apollo
    Capt_Apollo Posts: 9,026 Member
    Well, there certainly are charts for women about the oddities that men seem to generally possess....but here is another gross generalization I'd like to share, being that I am Canadian, eh?

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    your policemen are called 'mounties.'


    Yes, yes....and we all live in igloos and eat Moose....


    I KNEW IT!!!
  • Cathcandoo
    Cathcandoo Posts: 107 Member
    With the stresses of the social situations that will come upon all in the next couple weeks....Please, guys, I am throwing you a bone, here :)

    Are you calling all men dogs? I think that a very big generalization. Just because you choose to have relationships with guys who don't know how to treat women doesn't mean you should be call all men dogs. Where's the respect in that? What have I done to you???

    Please, let me set this matter straight, kind sir...it is in fact an olde English idiom which conotates being nice to someone, giving them a helping hand, as it were....as it is....most dog owners treat their pets better than many in the human race treat each other...so, in that sense it is really quite a compliment :)
  • coolraul07
    coolraul07 Posts: 1,606 Member
    I'm not in a position to "PhotoShop" the below pics right now, but I added titles. Thoughts?!

    "When a man talks to a woman"
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    "When a woman talks to a man"
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    *Edit: original picture was too big
  • karen19711
    karen19711 Posts: 99 Member
    I LOVE IT!!!!!!

    EH!!!!!!!

    Smile Canadian K
  • Cathcandoo
    Cathcandoo Posts: 107 Member
    Pfffft! It is all fun and games until someone loses their Maple Leaf in their wine!!!!
  • dunlunicor
    dunlunicor Posts: 189 Member
    No wine for me, but I'll have another Boston Lager, thanks!

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