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An Ode to my Winter Muffin Top

kaleas
kaleas Posts: 200
edited January 6 in Chit-Chat
People despise you. Hate you. Work so hard to get rid of you. They stress over holidays and skip over love filled dishes.

But don't worry.

My size 6's still fit. The nights spent drunkenly walking home with you, while you keep me cozy warm. Then spending the next hour sitting on my bed with my best friend, eating peanut butter from a jar with a knife.

Making cookies with Mary Jane while playing Family Feud, hiding away from the winter winds.

Muffin top, I know come spring we will part ways again. When peanut butter will be replaced by nights running through woods. When food falls to the wayside for outdoor fun.

But for now muffin top, lets spend the next few months in peace. I'll hide you under sweaters. And when boys get us naked, they will enjoy your softness.

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