armageddon jokes like there's no tomorrow

Speedtrap
Speedtrap Posts: 216
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If you have them, lets hear them.

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  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    mine was no joke. sorry.
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
    The sudden death of billions and a rag tag bunch of survivors existing but to serve our new alien overloads is no laughing matter. Sorry Sir, but I decline and will have a moment of silence for the end of society.
  • rprussell2004
    rprussell2004 Posts: 870 Member
    A priest, a Rabbi and an Iman walk into a bar.

    AND THEN THE WORLD ENDED!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhA!
  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
    A rich republican gave away their money to help someone.

    Bawhahah

    Oh. This is for apocolypse jokes. I got nothing.
  • BondBomb
    BondBomb Posts: 1,781 Member
    If the Mayans were any good at predictions there would still be Mayans.
  • edge_dragoncaller
    edge_dragoncaller Posts: 826 Member
    The following events took place.

    * A deal was made between the President and both branches of Congress that ALL truly believe would be to the benefit of everyone, and this was done without 12 years of bickering pathetically.
    * All conflict ended in the Middle East
    * A true peace was struck between the World Wide powers that would allow all three to coexist in harmony ( Religion, Science, and Politics )
    * Men and Women truly understand each other now.

    The truly sad part of this is that with all these wonderful changes, it doesn't matter because of the death of 99.9% of the world population due to heart attacks onset by surprise
  • Rixx31
    Rixx31 Posts: 220 Member
    I can think of a couple, but even if I didn't share them it wouldn't be the end of the world.
  • Begood03
    Begood03 Posts: 1,259 Member
    A rich republican gave away their money to help someone.
    Yes, because rich Democrats do this all the time, right?

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