Your "Perfect Partner"?

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  • LuccyH
    LuccyH Posts: 266 Member
    OK so this is my perfect woman (not that there is such a thing):



    Personality:

    Loves Kids

    Wants kids or already has kids

    Funny

    Likes raunchy movies like Anchorman, 40 year old Virgin, Clerks, etc

    Loves country music but also likes alt bands like The Cab, Nirvana, Hinder, Green Day, etc

    Likes to dance

    Loves to drink but NOT an alcoholic (hehehe)

    Kind

    Compassionate

    Silly

    Slightly sarcastic humor type

    Up for anything, anytime

    Likes to travel

    Likes being spoiled but is also my equal



    Physical:

    Curvy

    Tattoos

    Long Hair





    Morals:

    No drugs

    Honest

    Christian

    Strong Work Ethic



    Sexual:

    Likes a lot of kissing/cuddling/touch

    Likes rough sex

    Enjoys being handcuffed/tied up/spanked etc



    What does your "perfect partner" look like?

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Its like I see myself there. Just w/o tattoo. I am joking.
  • Some qualities I have always appreciated are:

    Reliability
    Morbid sense of humor
    Decisiveness
    Likes kitty cats - sounds a bit silly, but oh how I love cat guys!
    Level headed
    Geeky - Or at least someone who is okay with the fact that I'm one.
    Drinks - but like the OP said, in moderation (a wine appreciator is an extra plus as it is a bit of a hobby of mine)

    As far as physical traits go, I like different looks, but I would definitely want someone who tries to keep in shape and is active. He doesn't have to run marathons, or lift, but I would like to be able to be with someone who enjoys going out and being active together.

    And although it may be completely shallow, I definitely prefer when he is taller than me, but at 5'4'', that is usually the case. I also like broad shoulders. :blushing:
  • MoreBean13
    MoreBean13 Posts: 8,701 Member
    Have a job
    Have a car
    can fix stuff around the house
    no STDs

    I think the no stds is a given!

    Probably better to clear that up ahead of time....:wink:
  • Lacey_Cakes
    Lacey_Cakes Posts: 223 Member
    Personality:
    Loves Kids
    Wants kids or already has kids
    Funny but not 'in your face i need attention' kind of funny
    Loves all music (esp 70s and 90s)
    Social Drinker, No smoking whatsoever
    Kind/Caring/compassionate but can be strong. Guys who cry a lot bug the **** out of me but emotional stumps are the worst to deal with
    Likes bad horror movies and comedys.
    Can be silly when the moment calls for
    Have a sense of Humor and understands my gross jokes and sarcasm
    Likes to play video games but not all the time
    Likes to travel

    Physical:
    Tall
    Tattoos
    facial hair
    big arms (ohhh yea muscle arms. grawr lol)
    not skinny but not obese
    dark hair

    Morals:
    live and let live
    not a cheater or flirter
    Strong Work Ethic but knows how to have fun

    Sexual:
    Likes a lot of kissing/cuddling/touch
    can play it romantic and rough
    not into weird stuff. like feet or golden showers lol
  • Lacey_Cakes
    Lacey_Cakes Posts: 223 Member
    I'm extremely intrigued by this thread......

    ....brb off to make catfish profiles now.

    hahaha!!
  • WorkoutWarrior76
    WorkoutWarrior76 Posts: 179 Member
    I'm extremely intrigued by this thread......

    ....brb off to make catfish profiles now.

    whats a catfish profile?
  • Doodlewhopper
    Doodlewhopper Posts: 1,018 Member
    The perfect gal for me has to have a good sense of humor, a forgiving nature, & bad taste in men.
  • OK so this is my perfect woman (not that there is such a thing):



    Personality:

    Loves Kids

    Wants kids or already has kids

    Funny

    Likes raunchy movies like Anchorman, 40 year old Virgin, Clerks, etc

    Loves country music but also likes alt bands like The Cab, Nirvana, Hinder, Green Day, etc

    Likes to dance

    Loves to drink but NOT an alcoholic (hehehe)

    Kind

    Compassionate

    Silly

    Slightly sarcastic humor type

    Up for anything, anytime

    Likes to travel

    Likes being spoiled but is also my equal



    Physical:

    Curvy

    Tattoos

    Long Hair





    Morals:

    No drugs

    Honest

    Christian

    Strong Work Ethic



    Sexual:

    Likes a lot of kissing/cuddling/touch

    Likes rough sex

    Enjoys being handcuffed/tied up/spanked etc



    What does your "perfect partner" look like?

    Wow. You have just described me to a T. Except for the Green Day and the spanking bit. Lol. I'm married though. Sorry. Here's to you finding your soul mate. :flowerforyou:
  • MoreBean13
    MoreBean13 Posts: 8,701 Member
    I'm extremely intrigued by this thread......

    ....brb off to make catfish profiles now.

    whats a catfish profile?

    a bogus internet profile intended to lure you in to a relationship.
  • WorkoutWarrior76
    WorkoutWarrior76 Posts: 179 Member
    I'm extremely intrigued by this thread......

    ....brb off to make catfish profiles now.

    whats a catfish profile?

    a bogus internet profile intended to lure you in to a relationship.

    But wouldnt the person find out and then like stab you or something?
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    I'm extremely intrigued by this thread......

    ....brb off to make catfish profiles now.

    whats a catfish profile?

    a bogus internet profile intended to lure you in to a relationship.
    It's how she won my heart.
  • MoreBean13
    MoreBean13 Posts: 8,701 Member
    I'm extremely intrigued by this thread......

    ....brb off to make catfish profiles now.

    whats a catfish profile?

    a bogus internet profile intended to lure you in to a relationship.

    But wouldnt the person find out and then like stab you or something?

    I suppose that's a chance you take! There's a show about it called "Catfish" on MTV. You should watch it. It's enlightening.
  • LittleMiss_WillLoseIt
    LittleMiss_WillLoseIt Posts: 1,373 Member
    I'm extremely intrigued by this thread......

    ....brb off to make catfish profiles now.

    whats a catfish profile?

    a bogus internet profile intended to lure you in to a relationship.

    But wouldnt the person find out and then like stab you or something?

    I suppose that's a chance you take! There's a show about it called "Catfish" on MTV. You should watch it. It's enlightening.

    Why yes it is!!
  • JenniBaby85
    JenniBaby85 Posts: 855 Member
    My perfect partner = the man that I am married to.
  • ScatteredThoughts
    ScatteredThoughts Posts: 3,562 Member

    I suppose that's a chance you take! There's a show about it called "Catfish" on MTV. You should watch it. It's enlightening.

    Inspired by the movie, I imagine. I should watch that one of these days.
  • bluefox9er
    bluefox9er Posts: 2,917 Member
    large breasts, low sexual standards and likes pro football. that should't be too difficult, should it?
  • MoreBean13
    MoreBean13 Posts: 8,701 Member

    I suppose that's a chance you take! There's a show about it called "Catfish" on MTV. You should watch it. It's enlightening.

    Inspired by the movie, I imagine. I should watch that one of these days.

    Yeah, the main guy from the movie gets emails from people that have suspicions about their online relationships, so he gets together with them to figure out who they're in a relationship with and goes to meet the person.
  • MoreBean13
    MoreBean13 Posts: 8,701 Member
    large breasts, low sexual standards and likes pro football. that should't be too difficult, should it?

    I know a lot of men that fit that description.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    large breasts, low sexual standards and likes pro football. that should't be too difficult, should it?

    I know a lot of men that fit that description.

    *dies laughing*
  • RobynLB
    RobynLB Posts: 617 Member
    I've had half a dozen perfect partners... Lol... the great thing about not preordering people... is that you get to learn about and love different kinds of people for who they are... people who actually have things to bring into your life rather than just reflecting a fantasy or mirroring your own personality...
  • etoiles_argentees
    etoiles_argentees Posts: 2,827 Member
    Ohhhh.....let's see. Someone that can challenge me intellectually, forgive my mistakes, taller than me, stronger than me, likes having fun.
  • SweeDecadence92
    SweeDecadence92 Posts: 218 Member
    Ehhh....

    Personaality:

    doesn't like/ doesn't want kids
    Open relationship
    Independant
    Not an *kitten*
    Never complacent
    Similar interests (not having anything to talk to someone about is super lame)

    Looks:

    Muscular, the bigger the better
    Long hair preferable
    beards or a godly chin
    Taller than me (5' 6")

    Sex:

    Very explorative ( i get bored easily)
    Open to experimentation
    Spontanous

    IF YOU EXSIST...call me! ;)
  • oldernotwiser
    oldernotwiser Posts: 175 Member
    Perfect partner? Happily, I have been married to her for 28 years. :heart:
  • Doodlewhopper
    Doodlewhopper Posts: 1,018 Member
    I've had half a dozen perfect partners... Lol... the great thing about not preordering people... is that you get to learn about and love different kinds of people for who they are... people who actually have things to bring into your life rather than just reflecting a fantasy or mirroring your own personality...

    That's a lot of wisdom for only being 29!
  • Funny, spontaneous, a goof ball, kind, caring, compassionate, hard worker, doesn't mind being spoiled :)
  • Female, likes a laugh, geeky always a plus.
  • ebr250
    ebr250 Posts: 199 Member
    Oh I thought this was going to be about workout partners. Whoops!
  • LittleMiss_WillLoseIt
    LittleMiss_WillLoseIt Posts: 1,373 Member
    Just give me a nerd, who likes to workout, hold conversations, and knows how to keep quiet when necessary. ;)
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    Just give me a nerd, who likes to workout, hold conversations, and knows how to stfu when necessary. ;)

    I think we were always meant to be friends :P
  • large breasts, low sexual standards and likes pro football. that should't be too difficult, should it?

    I know a lot of men that fit that description.


    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: