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Does anybody else suffer from micropenis

Posts: 189 Member
How has it affected you? It's always been so hard to go on dates thinking that I had this terrible secret that, once divulged, would lead to my date heading to the ladies' room, mysteriously never to return.

I'm at that point again where I think it's time I revealed my secret. How do I break the news without her running away?

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  • Posts: 5,044 Member
    Sorry for your loss.:flowerforyou:
  • Posts: 4,383 Member
    learn to use your tongue REALLY REALLY well and you're all set.

    And make sure you fully demonstrate those skills before ever removing your pants or you won't get a chance to....
    :flowerforyou:
  • Posts: 8,399 Member
    This thread better not get locked.
  • Posts: 86 Member
    im not sure if your serious or not, but my advice is get a TON of practice and just learn how to be really good so she can't dump you.
  • Posts: 5,343 Member
    Ask Jess? She's clearly learned to deal with it lol.

    Other than that...sorry brother, no advice here. It's out of my realm of experience.
  • LOL!! Sorry.
  • Posts: 2,261 Member
    learn to use your tongue REALLY REALLY well and you're all set.

    And make sure you fully demonstrate those skills before ever removing your pants or you won't get a chance to....
    :flowerforyou:

    THIS^^^ I briefly dated a guy who was only about the size of my thumb. needless to say, the relationship only lasted a few months before I gently told him we needed to see other people.
  • Posts: 609 Member
    learn to use your tongue REALLY REALLY well and you're all set.

    And make sure you fully demonstrate those skills before ever removing your pants or you won't get a chance to....
    :flowerforyou:

    this^^^
  • Posts: 537 Member
    This thread better not get locked.

    Haha agreed...it has potential
  • Posts: 8,138 Member
    I encountered one of those, once. Only once.
  • Posts: 537 Member
    Basically becoming a tongue ninja is your only hope, I really can't relate haha
  • Posts: 3,988 Member
    Ummm...enzyte?
  • Posts: 236 Member
    oh god. I'm pretty hammered right now and this is the funniest thing I've ever seen.
  • Posts: 1,173 Member
    women are the ones who truly suffer from micropenis :sad:
  • Posts: 3,436 Member
    I Hope tongue and finger got your back !
  • Posts: 9,578 Member
    How has it affected you? It's always been so hard to go on dates thinking that I had this terrible secret that, once divulged, would lead to my date heading to the ladies' room, mysteriously never to return.

    I'm at that point again where I think it's time I revealed my secret. How do I break the news without her running away?

    Have you considered an extender? I know they offer an 'extending' procedure @ the UCLA Medical Center. Granted, you'll need to be re-serviced every 6 months or so and there is a likely chance of possibly losing sensation, the extender is said to exceed the 2.5" -3" erection limit touching on the average@5". They covered it on Medical Marvels last year, where a man had gotten his member amputated and still desired to satisfy his wife. The surgeon did acknowledge that the procedure could also be used by men such as yourself.
  • Posts: 93 Member
    Maybe you should invest in a strap on hahah
  • Posts: 3,436 Member
    I encountered one of those, once. Only once.

    Out of how many encounters? So we can get a percentage of how many may be affected.
  • Posts: 204 Member
    keep a cucumber in the bed side drawer :o)
  • Posts: 4,078 Member

    Have you considered an extender? I know they offer an 'extending' procedure @ the UCLA Medical Center. Granted, you'll need to be re-serviced every 6 months or so and there is a likely chance of possibly losing sensation, the extender is said to exceed the 2.5" -3" erection limit touching on the average@5". They covered it on Medical Marvels last year, where a man had gotten his member amputated and still desired to satisfy his wife. The surgeon did acknowledge that the procedure could also be used by men such as yourself.

    He got it amputated? Did they say why???
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