I found a loop hole!

amrmatt

Seeing as how I have 2 children, I am Santa around here. I GET PEANUT BUTTER COOKIES! But just 2. Merry Christmas Y'all

drmerc

Santa does not stop at 2 cookies

MidwestAngel

Mrs. Clause doesn't stop at 2 effin cookies either!

dorothytd

2 cookies per house!

BBehnke84

How the friggen hell do you stop at two peanut butter cookies!

NaomiJFoster

I keep telling people this...Holiday food has no calories. It's part of the magic of special days. This goes for birthday cake, too, by the way. Yep.

Alex_is_Hawks

i want ALL the cookies.

athenaheim

LOL I'm Santa tonight too. I made them so I know how many calories are in them. I figured put two out take a bite out of one then I'm good. Come on willpower lol.

sunnyside1213

Peanut butter cookies. My fav.

DontStopB_Leakin

2 cookies? PFFFFFFFFFFT. Blasphemy.

AnvilHead

Blastastic

My kid leaves me shots! Santa likes scotch

LittleMiss_WillLoseIt

I want all the $&#&@"@^ cookies in the cookie jar!!

Velum_cado

Wow, I didn't realize Santa got such a crappy deal. Not having kids means I get all the cookies I want and don't have to share! LOL (white chocolate cherry shortbread made last night, thank you very much)

stubbseyt

some santas in England get a bottle of beer and some mince pies!!

BBehnke84

Omg I was waiting for this! LOOOVE it! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :drinker:

KarenJanine

Santa gets a glass of sherry and a mine pie in my part of the world.

amrmatt

Lol. This was a great laugh. I guess if I eat 3 know one has to know. lol

cms721

Santa just got 20 free dollars to Hu-Hot.

jazzii98

I keep telling people this...Holiday food has no calories. It's part of the magic of special days. This goes for birthday cake, too, by the way. Yep.

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