Favorite Line From "A Christmas Story"

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  • facingfortyfierce
    facingfortyfierce Posts: 5,156 Member
    "What the fuc*?" Then .mouth gets a bar of soap ;)
  • sarafil
    sarafil Posts: 506 Member
    Not a finger

    And

    My mother had not had a hot meal in over 15 years.
  • Fred4point0
    Fred4point0 Posts: 160 Member
    My favorite line is when the father tells his son that he looks like a "pink nightmare" after his son walks down the stairs in pink rabbit pajamas made by his grandmother. Cracks me up everytime.
  • RobynMWilson
    RobynMWilson Posts: 1,540 Member
    Let the movie quotes begin!

    "Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window: Little Orphan Annie"

    ^^^^ that's one of my fave! I have a few...

    "Daddy's gonna kill Ralphie!"
    "You used up all of the glue ON PURPOSE!"
    "Sonsa*****es! Pumpasses!!!"
  • RobynMWilson
    RobynMWilson Posts: 1,540 Member
    "He worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium; a master."

    ^^^^ hahahaha!
  • SheilaG1963
    SheilaG1963 Posts: 298 Member
    "The End"

    Sorry, I hate that movie!
  • maryinnc
    maryinnc Posts: 122 Member
    It doesn't matter how old our sons are (33 and 31), they come here and we watch it. My favorite line is when Ralphie is on line visiting Santa and he says DON'T BOTHER ME, I'M THINKING!!! We say it all the time to each other and to our sons.

    Classic Christmas movie.
  • Kris1997
    Kris1997 Posts: 241
    He looks like a deranged Easter Bunny.
    He does not!
    He does too, he looks like a pink nightmare!

    Holy cow, it's the fire department!
    In the heat of battle my father wove a tapestry of obscenities that as far as we know is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan.

    Over the years I got to be quite a connoisseur of soap. My personal preference was for Lux, but I found Palmolive had a nice, piquant after-dinner flavor - heady, but with just a touch of mellow smoothness. Life Buoy, on the other hand..

    My ABSOLUTE favorite movie ever!!!
  • Ekng
    Ekng Posts: 24 Member
    "You know where he heard that?" Yeah probably from his father. No he heard it from your son. WHAT yelling commences.
    The phone call from ralphies mom to mrs. Schwartz after he dropped the Fbomb
  • MichaelYoung1976
    MichaelYoung1976 Posts: 307
    "Meatloaf, smeatloaf, double-beatloaf. I hate meatloaf."

    "All right, I'll get that kid to eat. Where's my screw driver and my plumber's helper? I'll open up his mouth and I'll shove it in."
  • duichaser
    duichaser Posts: 174 Member
    I love it, y'all!

    "You used up all the glue on purpose!"
  • nicoletheweaver
    nicoletheweaver Posts: 2
    After Randy says "Daddy's gonna kill Ralphie!" I love how the mom comforts him, gives him a glass of milk, and shuts him back up in the cabinet under the sink! Just so many parts of this movie that I love. I just watched it last night.
  • jamk1446
    jamk1446 Posts: 5,577 Member
    He had yellow eyes, so help me God, yellow eyes!

    In our world, you were either a bully, a toady, or one of the nameless rabble of victims.
  • FitBeto
    FitBeto Posts: 2,121 Member
    I hate this fking movie whats so good about it?!?!

    Spreadin the hate
  • Sh1tsRainbows
    Sh1tsRainbows Posts: 1,227 Member
    Not sure it's my favorite part, however, it's hilarious when they are at the Chinese restaurant and they sing: Fa Ra Ra Ra Ra... Ra Ra Ra Ra.... hahahahaha And then they bring a duck out with the head still on it! (that scene was just on!) soooo funny. :laugh:

    favorite scene!!
  • Blastastic
    Blastastic Posts: 280 Member
    "Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window."
  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member
    "I can't put my arms down!"

    "You can put your arms down when you get to school."
  • felice03
    felice03 Posts: 2,644 Member
    every.single.one.
  • gkwatra
    gkwatra Posts: 431 Member
    So many to choose from...
    "Sons of ***tches bumpases"

    Is that what he says after the dogs ravage the turkey? I could never catch exactly what he said during that scene.
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    None.
  • gkwatra
    gkwatra Posts: 431 Member
    Not sure it's my favorite part, however, it's hilarious when they are at the Chinese restaurant and they sing: Fa Ra Ra Ra Ra... Ra Ra Ra Ra.... hahahahaha And then they bring a duck out with the head still on it! (that scene was just on!) soooo funny. :laugh:

    "It's smiling at me" WHACK! -- LOVE that scene! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • BigBrewski
    BigBrewski Posts: 922 Member
    So many lines every year it changes for me last year it was Fraaglleee must be french this year it was..

    In the heat of battle my father wove a tapestry of obscenities that as far as we know is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan.
  • penguinlally
    penguinlally Posts: 331 Member
    "Ooohhhh fuuuuddge! Only I didn't say fudge. I said the queen mother of dirty words... The F dash dash dash word!"

    oh yeah --- and Cafe Press has the T-Shirt
  • GoldenGirl1979
    GoldenGirl1979 Posts: 716 Member
    he looks like a pink nightmare
  • Carlyannabelle
    Carlyannabelle Posts: 621 Member
    Damn you Bumpuses!!!
  • DrPepperLeigh74
    DrPepperLeigh74 Posts: 236 Member
    I Love everything about this movie. Everybody has taken all the best lines :) Who has watched A Christmas Story 2? It is when Ralphie is a teenager. It is pretty good, but cannot beat the original. We rented it last week.
  • bionicrooster
    bionicrooster Posts: 353 Member
    "Not a finger!"
  • SavageFeast
    SavageFeast Posts: 325 Member
    Aunt Clara had for years labored under the delusion that I was not only perpetually 4 years old, but also a girl.
  • KombuchaCat
    KombuchaCat Posts: 834 Member
    "daddy's gonna kill Ralphie!"

    and "It's a major award!" A friend once got this little statue thing while we were at work from one of her claimants for being so nice and we both used to quote that movie all the time. It was a statue of a monument in his native country. We put a mini stickey note on it that said it was a major award HEE HEE!
  • tgh1914
    tgh1914 Posts: 1,036 Member
    I like the Wizard of Oz

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