Favorite Line From "A Christmas Story"

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  • supernaturalfan_91
    supernaturalfan_91 Posts: 99
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    You'll shoot your eye out kid!
  • directorj
    directorj Posts: 537 Member
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    Agree with the fa ra ra ra ra

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTq20prt0K8

    :laugh: :laugh:
  • bushidowoman
    bushidowoman Posts: 1,599 Member
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    Also: "Be sure to drink your Ovaltine. Ovaltine? A crummy commercial? Son of a *****!"
    That one's mine! :laugh:
  • mattkosc
    mattkosc Posts: 93 Member
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    "Randy lay there like a slug, it was his only defense"
  • Pixie8504
    Pixie8504 Posts: 174 Member
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    Not a finger.

    When the lamp is broken. Always makes me laugh
  • duichaser
    duichaser Posts: 172 Member
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    Daddy's gonna kill Ralphie!
  • aliciagetshealthy
    aliciagetshealthy Posts: 946 Member
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    Show mommie how the piggies eat
  • Tat2dDom0105
    Tat2dDom0105 Posts: 661
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    "He looks like a pink nightmare!"
  • jat944
    jat944 Posts: 7 Member
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    :Dont eat that turkey! You'll get worms!
  • randysbombshellgirl
    randysbombshellgirl Posts: 338 Member
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    So many to choose from...
    "Sons of ***tches bumpases"
  • facingfortyfierce
    facingfortyfierce Posts: 5,156 Member
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    "What the fuc*?" Then .mouth gets a bar of soap ;)
  • sarafil
    sarafil Posts: 506 Member
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    Not a finger

    And

    My mother had not had a hot meal in over 15 years.
  • Fred4point0
    Fred4point0 Posts: 160 Member
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    My favorite line is when the father tells his son that he looks like a "pink nightmare" after his son walks down the stairs in pink rabbit pajamas made by his grandmother. Cracks me up everytime.
  • RobynMWilson
    RobynMWilson Posts: 1,540 Member
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    Let the movie quotes begin!

    "Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window: Little Orphan Annie"

    ^^^^ that's one of my fave! I have a few...

    "Daddy's gonna kill Ralphie!"
    "You used up all of the glue ON PURPOSE!"
    "Sonsa*****es! Pumpasses!!!"
  • RobynMWilson
    RobynMWilson Posts: 1,540 Member
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    "He worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium; a master."

    ^^^^ hahahaha!
  • SheilaG1963
    SheilaG1963 Posts: 298 Member
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    "The End"

    Sorry, I hate that movie!
  • maryinnc
    maryinnc Posts: 129 Member
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    It doesn't matter how old our sons are (33 and 31), they come here and we watch it. My favorite line is when Ralphie is on line visiting Santa and he says DON'T BOTHER ME, I'M THINKING!!! We say it all the time to each other and to our sons.

    Classic Christmas movie.
  • Kris1997
    Kris1997 Posts: 241
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    He looks like a deranged Easter Bunny.
    He does not!
    He does too, he looks like a pink nightmare!

    Holy cow, it's the fire department!
    In the heat of battle my father wove a tapestry of obscenities that as far as we know is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan.

    Over the years I got to be quite a connoisseur of soap. My personal preference was for Lux, but I found Palmolive had a nice, piquant after-dinner flavor - heady, but with just a touch of mellow smoothness. Life Buoy, on the other hand..

    My ABSOLUTE favorite movie ever!!!
  • Ekng
    Ekng Posts: 24 Member
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    "You know where he heard that?" Yeah probably from his father. No he heard it from your son. WHAT yelling commences.
    The phone call from ralphies mom to mrs. Schwartz after he dropped the Fbomb
  • MichaelYoung1976
    MichaelYoung1976 Posts: 307
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    "Meatloaf, smeatloaf, double-beatloaf. I hate meatloaf."

    "All right, I'll get that kid to eat. Where's my screw driver and my plumber's helper? I'll open up his mouth and I'll shove it in."

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