What tools do you blame for making you fat?

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  • farmgirl1973
    farmgirl1973 Posts: 37 Member
    The internet!
  • runbyme
    runbyme Posts: 522 Member
    Bong!
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    Gimlet! I blame the Gimlet!! Except, I'm not fat, so I just blame it for everything else.

    But, I also blame the sphygmomanometer!! That sphygmomanometer is a real jerk! It felt really good to get that out, once and for all.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Bong!

    +1
    Bong and cable TV.
  • Missysaurus_Rex
    Missysaurus_Rex Posts: 21
    My boyfriends cooking...
  • sm1zzle
    sm1zzle Posts: 920 Member
    I blame that dog gone crescent wrench.
    I better never see that son of a beyatch again.
  • EpitomeOfSxy
    EpitomeOfSxy Posts: 157 Member
    Comfy couch + BF who loves to cook incredibly tastey meals with mega calories + Movies = Why I am fat

    oh ... and my car ... it made me SO lazy. I used to walk EVERYwhere even long distances, now I complain about having to walk to my car! LOL
  • Ibelievenme2
    Ibelievenme2 Posts: 96 Member
    My mind, thoughts and mouth. I take full responsibility for myself then and now.
    ME TOO!!!!! NO MORE
  • PriceK01
    PriceK01 Posts: 834 Member
    Is it OK to call my SO a tool? He's a feeder!!!
  • laf0195
    laf0195 Posts: 71 Member
    Humongous plates. I thought the whole plate was an appropriate portion size!

    Also, shopping carts. They make is so easy to buy too much food!
  • CinnamonKai
    CinnamonKai Posts: 42 Member
    I blame a few things:
    The scale (For telling me how much I weigh)
    TV personalities; and the majority of society
    And... the internet. D:
  • verdancyhime
    verdancyhime Posts: 237 Member
    My ex boyfriend is kind of a tool.

    Yeah, every time I'm single I lose about 20 lbs with no effort whatsoever.
    My current BF isn't a tool, but can I blame vibrators for not being as cuddly as men?
  • slkehl
    slkehl Posts: 3,801 Member
    My ex boyfriend is kind of a tool.

    This
  • LondonEliza
    LondonEliza Posts: 456 Member
    Forks?

    and spoons and knives...
  • lachesissss
    lachesissss Posts: 1,298 Member
    Curly straws and it was pretty much downhill when they started accepting plastic at McDonalds. Also, I blame the drive through attendant for being an enabler, I mean they totally had EVERY opportunity for telling me not to order that Big Mac. And did they? No.

    Jerks.
  • anifani4
    anifani4 Posts: 457 Member
    I don't blame tools but it's been fun reading all the responses
  • george29223
    george29223 Posts: 556 Member
    the scale in my bathroom that doesnt weigh bacon right
  • nascarted10
    nascarted10 Posts: 298 Member
    My mouth.
  • nickyfm
    nickyfm Posts: 1,214 Member
    My cafeteria swipe card - unlimited access to the dorm cafeteria while i was on exchange to the USA resulted in my sugar addiction!!
  • Windy_
    Windy_ Posts: 1,012 Member
    ho(e)
  • pudadough
    pudadough Posts: 1,271 Member
    My tires...that roll me down the drive thru lane.
  • sissiluv
    sissiluv Posts: 2,205 Member
    Rocks, the internet.
  • stephanie40403
    stephanie40403 Posts: 98 Member
    internet!!!!! and fast food
  • Coffeeholic8
    Coffeeholic8 Posts: 272 Member
    Me, back when I was a tool.
  • jacksonpt
    jacksonpt Posts: 10,413 Member
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  • 78brownie_wechanged
    78brownie_wechanged Posts: 291
    Remote and credit cards
  • lesita75
    lesita75 Posts: 379 Member
    Sweatpants, or basically anything with an elastic waistband since I never realized just how much weight I was putting on!

    ^This and the shovel method.
  • iorahkwano
    iorahkwano Posts: 709 Member
    The metal tonsils Laura Secord cashiers used to pick up those fine-made cream/syrup-filled chocolates in the glass counter. Almost every day, after school (College). 4-6 pieces, 9 on a rough day. I had no idea each piece was anywhere from 60-120 calories.

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