Ask the Wolf....Solving Your Problems...or Making them Worse

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  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    What's your stack like?

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 28+ years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition

    Its heavy.
  • TheLittleLebowski
    TheLittleLebowski Posts: 143
    Dear Wolf

    I hate working, what job should I get?
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Dear Wolf

    I hate working, what job should I get?

    You should probably look into working for the government or anything involving union membership.
  • avlama
    avlama Posts: 502 Member
    wolf,

    what came first, the chicken or the egg?
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    wolf,

    what came first, the chicken or the egg?

    Hopefully, they came together.
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    Dear Wolf:

    I am bored today and crushing on all the MFP men. Should I have late lunch or just wait until dinner?

    Love,
    :love:
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Dear Wolf:

    I am bored today and crushing on all the MFP men. Should I have late lunch or just wait until dinner?

    Love,
    :love:

    all the men? You do not have discriminating tastes I see. I would say, eat a dozen donuts.
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    Bahahahahaha

    A dozen donuts? That is a death sentence...

    Wait...

    You don't love me? Dang! I gave you the financial statement and passwords! You said I loved you.

    Dear Wolf,

    I need to work off a donut. Wanna spot me?

    Yours,
    :smooched:
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Bahahahahaha

    A dozen donuts? That is a death sentence...

    Wait...

    You don't love me? Dang! I gave you the financial statement and passwords! You said I loved you.

    Dear Wolf,

    I need to work off a donut. Wanna spot me?

    Yours,
    :smooched:

    NOTE I said YOU love me....assuming your financial statement was up to par.

    Yes, I will spot you, but first I need to borrow $20.
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    Dear Wolf,

    I have a confession. I didn't need a spot. I just wanted you close. Here's the $20. Forgive me?

    Love,
    :smokin:
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Dear Wolf,

    I have a confession. I didn't need a spot. I just wanted you close. Here's the $20. Forgive me?

    Love,
    :smokin:

    Hold your breath. I had raisin bran for breakfast....and lunch.
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    Dear Wolf,

    I have a confession. I didn't need a spot. I just wanted you close. Here's the $20. Forgive me?

    Love,
    :smokin:

    Hold your breath. I had raisin bran for breakfast....and lunch.

    I can't breathe! I can't breathe! Back up! Here's another $20. Back up!
    x cough cough x
    For the love of all things holy, BACK UP!
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Oh u like it
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    For the night shift.
  • MariaMariaM
    MariaMariaM Posts: 1,322 Member
    How do I deal with as*holes on my FL?

    Like a moth to a flame, you enjoy the witty retorts, however you should continue to support them on their "journey of weight loss" so they "dont fall off the wagon" and help them "spot reduce".

    Nice reply using the most loved words!!!
  • iulia_maddie
    iulia_maddie Posts: 2,780 Member
    Dear Wolf,
    How do i eat all the ice-cream in the world without getting fat? I've struggled with this my whole life.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Dear Wolf,
    How do i eat all the ice-cream in the world without getting fat? I've struggled with this my whole life.

    quite simply, if you follow up your ice ceam only diet with a supplement of Cocaine and Ex Lax you should have no problem maintaining. Good luck on your journey.
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