Corrupt a Wish!

RoseBlackstar
RoseBlackstar Posts: 31 Member
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Classic chaintopic in many forums, I searched a few pages and didn't see one so here it is.

Corrupt a wish is a game in which a person states a wish, and then someone grants it but it is corrupted as shown below. After you corrupt someones wish you then post your own wish.

Example of Wish and Corruption
Wisher: I Wish I could Fly!
Corrupter: You could only fly for 30 seconds and you would fall to the ground and couldn't use it again for a year.

Only a couple rules to follow:
No Corrupting your own wish
Give someone else a turn too.
Follow forum rules, specifically nothing obscene or crude. :)

My wish:
I wish I would win the lottery.
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  • hungrypotato
    hungrypotato Posts: 1,642 Member
    Wish granted but everything you buy with that money breaks.

    I wish I owned my own airplane.
  • RunDoozer
    RunDoozer Posts: 1,699 Member
    Wish granted but you cant afford the gas to fly it.

    I wish I lived on a tropical island
  • RedBullLiz
    RedBullLiz Posts: 469 Member
    Wish granted but food turns bad.

    I wish I could read minds.
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
    Wish granted but food turns bad.

    I wish I could read minds.

    Wish granted... but the only minds you could read were grumpy ones

    ETA: lol I wish I had an endless supply of energy
  • ArtGeek22
    ArtGeek22 Posts: 1,429 Member
    Wish I had a huge home gym!!!!

    (Mirey - didn't wish....)
  • RedBullLiz
    RedBullLiz Posts: 469 Member
    Wish granted but you'll be the one to set up your entire gym.

    I wish I had a jet pack.
  • hungrypotato
    hungrypotato Posts: 1,642 Member
    Wish granted but the jet pack turns off sometimes so it's too risky to use it.

    I wish I had unlimited money
  • ArtGeek22
    ArtGeek22 Posts: 1,429 Member
    Wish granted...... but it would be monopoly money :tongue:




    I wish I could travel the world!
  • what_lola_wants
    what_lola_wants Posts: 129 Member
    Ahhh... Come over to my country!
  • hungrypotato
    hungrypotato Posts: 1,642 Member
    Wish granted...... but it would be monopoly money :tongue:




    I wish I could travel the world!

    Wish granted but you only get to travel the World of Warcraft haha payback for Monopoly money

    I wish I could turn invisible
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
    Wish granted. But it only worked when you were naked and stopped working at the worst possible moments!

    I wish I knew how to play the piano
  • RedBullLiz
    RedBullLiz Posts: 469 Member
    Wish granted. But you can't hear.

    I wish I had a submarine.
  • childermass
    childermass Posts: 115 Member
    wish granted but the sub is full of skinless lizards that like cuddles.

    i wish I lived in a treehouse
  • justgowithit17
    justgowithit17 Posts: 1,392 Member
    wish granted, but it's in the middle of nowhere and you have no way to get food and water.

    i wish i was thin.
  • RedBullLiz
    RedBullLiz Posts: 469 Member
    This is a good one.
    Wish granted. But you won't stop till you hit bone.

    I wish I had X-ray vision.
  • justgowithit17
    justgowithit17 Posts: 1,392 Member
    This is a good one.
    Wish granted. But you won't stop till you hit bone.

    I wish I had X-ray vision.

    wish granted, but the x-ray exposure and radiation causes you and everyone you see to get cancer.

    i wish i was the president of the united states.
  • Marie294
    Marie294 Posts: 304
    Wish Granted, but the country is going downhill fast and the people blame you.

    I wish I could run long distances without getting tired :)
  • justgowithit17
    justgowithit17 Posts: 1,392 Member
    Wish Granted, but the country is going downhill fast and the people blame you.

    I wish I could run long distances without getting tired :)

    wish granted, but you frequently faint and have asthma attacks because you can't tell that you're pushing yourself too hard.

    i wish i was a man.
  • Rssblade
    Rssblade Posts: 46 Member
    Wish granted, but you are married to Germaine Greer..

    I wish I understood Women.
  • justgowithit17
    justgowithit17 Posts: 1,392 Member
    Wish granted, but you are married to Germaine Greer..

    I wish I understood Women.

    wish granted, but you had to turn into a shemale in order to do so.

    i wish i didn't have to shave my legs.
  • RedBullLiz
    RedBullLiz Posts: 469 Member
    Wish granted. But you'd only attract Bigfoot.

    I wish I could meet celebrities.
  • RoseBlackstar
    RoseBlackstar Posts: 31 Member
    wish granted but you only can meet celebrities who were one hit wonders.

    I wish I had a new car.
  • hungrypotato
    hungrypotato Posts: 1,642 Member
    Wish granted but your new car can only go 10 mph



    I wish I had super strength
  • Linli_Anne
    Linli_Anne Posts: 1,360 Member
    Wish granted - but you will leave a path of destruction behind you and the repair bills will haunt you.

    I wish I had a horse.
  • chocl8girl
    chocl8girl Posts: 1,968 Member
    Wish granted -

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    Wish I could turn invisible.
  • conorpatmanCHANGED
    conorpatmanCHANGED Posts: 253 Member
    wish granted, but you can't control when you turn invisible.
    i wish i could be happy with what i see in the mirror.
  • ArtGeek22
    ArtGeek22 Posts: 1,429 Member
    Wish granted......... but you have to build a room completely made of mirror :tongue:



    I wish I could travel through time!
  • laughingdani
    laughingdani Posts: 2,275 Member
    Wish granted. But you can only travel backwards, never forward.

    I wish I was taller.
  • justgowithit17
    justgowithit17 Posts: 1,392 Member
    Wish granted. But you can only travel backwards, never forward.

    I wish I was taller.

    wish granted, but you become 8 ft tall and everyone stares at you.

    i wish i could eat all the junk food in the world and still be thin.
  • TwelveTwentyOne
    TwelveTwentyOne Posts: 111 Member
    Wish Granted but you'd smell like french fries and sweat skittles.

    I wish I had a self cleaning house.

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