Pick-up Lines

karmasBFF
karmasBFF Posts: 699 Member
edited September 2024 in Chit-Chat
I got one that really made me think I might give a guy my phone number!!

Here goes:

Guy: Hey, how are you?

Girl: I gotta man...

NEW BOYFRIEND: I'm not trying to be your man, I'm trying to be everything he's not.
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  • Catzwitch
    Catzwitch Posts: 205 Member
    nice. I'd pay attention to that one to. Though then knowing me I'd get over-analytic and wonder how long it took him to perfect that or what soap opera he heard it on or if he was reading cosmo or something. *laugh*





    my old standby is a cheesy one:

    Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?
  • There's something you have to admire about guys with the testicular fortitude to walk up and deliver a corny pickup line with a straight face.

    A friend won his now wife's heart when he checked the tag on her shirt and when she asked what he was doing he said "Checking to see if you were made in heaven." Seriously.
  • LAgal
    LAgal Posts: 671 Member
    There's something you have to admire about guys with the testicular fortitude to walk up and deliver a corny pickup line with a straight face.

    Bwahahahahahahaha!!! :laugh:
  • lol This is too funny.

    Guy: Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
  • This girl at my work was just blabbing about a guy that used one on her last night.

    Guy: Hey, what's your name?
    Girl: [name]
    Guy: Oh, Mine's Justin....JUST IN TIME.


    *siiiiiiiiigh* doofus.
  • blondie76
    blondie76 Posts: 552 Member
    nice. I'd pay attention to that one to. Though then knowing me I'd get over-analytic and wonder how long it took him to perfect that or what soap opera he heard it on or if he was reading cosmo or something. *laugh*





    my old standby is a cheesy one:

    Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?



    lol!
  • 8turboturtle8
    8turboturtle8 Posts: 239 Member
    There's something you have to admire about guys with the testicular fortitude to walk up and deliver a corny pickup line with a straight face.

    Agreed!!!! But I like it even more when they know how silly they are and laugh at themselves!!! Excellent quality if you don't take yourself too seriously...
  • tasha30
    tasha30 Posts: 248 Member
    :devil: OH HEEEEEEEELL NO!! RUN karma RUUUUUN!!!
  • tasha30
    tasha30 Posts: 248 Member
    I got one that really made me think I might give a guy my phone number!!

    Here goes:

    Guy: Hey, how are you?

    Girl: I gotta man...

    NEW BOYFRIEND: I'm not trying to be your man, I'm trying to be everything he's not.

    the funny part is how he started off as "GUY" and ended up "NEW BOYFRIEND" :sad: :laugh: so silly girl
  • nice! i was in the airport on the moving walkway one time and the guy behind me said "you know, if we were to get married, we'd have to say we met on the walky thing in the airport." and i said "well, guess i can't argue with that." he bought me coffee and we went our separate ways, but talk about testicular fortitude!!!
  • iRun4wine
    iRun4wine Posts: 5,126
    Guy: Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
    Girl: No.
    Guy: Enough to break the ice. Hi, I'm Jason.
  • CherokeeBabe
    CherokeeBabe Posts: 1,704 Member
    There's something you have to admire about guys with the testicular fortitude to walk up and deliver a corny pickup line with a straight face.



    :laugh:
  • nice! i was in the airport on the moving walkway one time and the guy behind me said "you know, if we were to get married, we'd have to say we met on the walky thing in the airport." and i said "well, guess i can't argue with that." he bought me coffee and we went our separate ways, but talk about testicular fortitude!!!

    awww that's awesome.
  • There's something you have to admire about guys with the testicular fortitude to walk up and deliver a corny pickup line with a straight face.

    Agreed!!!! But I like it even more when they know how silly they are and laugh at themselves!!! Excellent quality if you don't take yourself too seriously...

    Well sure. It's gotta be a joke. Delivering that these lines seriously is just plain creepy.
  • abbie38
    abbie38 Posts: 128
    The other day:

    I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down....

    :P
  • There's something you have to admire about guys with the testicular fortitude to walk up and deliver a corny pickup line with a straight face.

    Agreed!!!! But I like it even more when they know how silly they are and laugh at themselves!!! Excellent quality if you don't take yourself too seriously...

    Well sure. It's gotta be a joke. Delivering that these lines seriously is just plain creepy.

    Unfortunately we have creepies out there too. boooo!
  • Say, do you sleep on your stomach?

    (answers yes or no, doesn't matter)

    Can I?
  • Say, do you sleep on your stomach?

    (answers yes or no, doesn't matter)

    Can I?

    hahaha wtf
  • oops!
  • BassBoneBabe
    BassBoneBabe Posts: 226 Member
    You have 206 bones in your body, what's one more?
  • iRun4wine
    iRun4wine Posts: 5,126
    You have 206 bones in your body, what's one more?

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • You have 206 bones in your body, what's one more?

    love it!
  • Are you going to kiss me, or do I have to lie to my diary?
  • 8turboturtle8
    8turboturtle8 Posts: 239 Member
    You have 206 bones in your body, what's one more?

    OMG!!!! Hahahaha!!!!! :laugh:
  • mvl1014
    mvl1014 Posts: 531
    I was talking to this girl in her dorm room and her roommate came in. When she left she hit her elbow on the doorframe as she backed out. and she said "Oww".

    I said, "Not such a funny bone, is it?" and everyone laughed.

    Then I said to the girl I was talking to, "Man I used my best line on your roommate!"

    Of course, I didn't mean pickup line I just meant joke. Then I probably turned red and tried to explain that wasn't what I meant.

    4 years later we were married on the white sands beach of St. Andrews State Park in Panama City Beach, Florida.
  • blondie76
    blondie76 Posts: 552 Member
    Are you going to kiss me, or do I have to lie to my diary?


    omg!!!:laugh:
  • blondie76
    blondie76 Posts: 552 Member
    I was talking to this girl in her dorm room and her roommate came in. When she left she hit her elbow on the doorframe as she backed out. and she said "Oww".

    I said, "Not such a funny bone, is it?" and everyone laughed.

    Then I said to the girl I was talking to, "Man I used my best line on your roommate!"

    Of course, I didn't mean pickup line I just meant joke. Then I probably turned red and tried to explain that wasn't what I meant.

    4 years later we were married on the white sands beach of St. Andrews State Park in Panama City Beach, Florida.



    awwww what a sweet story!
  • Catzwitch
    Catzwitch Posts: 205 Member
    The other day:

    I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down....

    :P

    I'd have to be a total B**ch with that one, hand him a $20, and say "You Win" while walking away.


    Of course, then I'd have to figure out how to make up that $20 that was probably going to be gas money or food or soemthing, but it'd be worth it.
  • You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
  • karmasBFF
    karmasBFF Posts: 699 Member
    I got one that really made me think I might give a guy my phone number!!

    Here goes:

    Guy: Hey, how are you?

    Girl: I gotta man...

    NEW BOYFRIEND: I'm not trying to be your man, I'm trying to be everything he's not.

    the funny part is how he started off as "GUY" and ended up "NEW BOYFRIEND" :sad: :laugh: so silly girl

    I was wondering if anybody caught that!!!!!! :laugh: :sad:
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