Eat Bacon Not Fish! If you want to live.

ldrosophila

So after some serious discussion about how dangerous tilapia is for your health, I decided to go on a search for intormation. It took extensive minutes and getting just the right question for our lord and saviour google to answer, but I found the article. I found the information that will save your life.

Eating Tilapia is worse than eating bacon! Yes, thats right every time you have a fish taco you take your own life in your hands.

http://www.draxe.com/eating-tilapia-is-worse-than-eating-bacon/

I propose that we outlaw all farm raised fish all together and just eat bacon.

Bacon has many benefits in addition to being utterly delicious.

For those in the UK its now bacon and chips! For our catholic friends you can have bacon every Friday. Have a bacon taco. MMMM bacon covered in a dill and lemon butter sauce. OOOOO bacon thai curry soup. In fact, all Thai food can now have bacon sauce. For our friends of the Jewish faith, its now bagels, bacon, and cream cheese. Dont worry we can make bacon kosher now. We are totally replacing the Jesus symbol now with bacon. Beer battered bacon with tartar sauce. Grilled bacon over a rice pilaf. The list goes on and on.

I give you this gift of enlightenment to all you MFP'ers. I do take monetary gratuities for giving you this knowledge. Peace be with you now that you know may your nets be filled with bacon.

PapaverSomniferum

This shall now be the symbol of Communion in Church

Windy_

I already knew this.