I'm so glad the world didn't end last month

utahgirl247

as I still have so many unanswered questions, like I never found out who let the dogs out, the way to get to Sesame Street, why Dora doesn't just use Google maps, why we don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery", why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed, why "abbreviated" is such a long word, why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish washing liquid is made with real lemons, why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections and why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? Why did Joanie love Chachi? If a deaf person has to go to court is it still called a hearing? Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? Does the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star have the same tune? Why did you just try to sing those two previous songs? And just what is Victoria's secret? You see, the world just has to keep going. I have too many questions.

Windy_

42 is the answer. The world can end now.

Fox_n_sox

it's not 42! its G. Come on now. Everyone knows that!

rml_16

it's not 42! its G. Come on now. Everyone knows that!

???

I'm pretty sure it's 42.

wolverine66

as I still have so many unanswered questions, like

who let the dogs out? if you play the song backwards it reveals that the person who let the dogs out was actually Mike Vick. It seems so obvious now.

why Dora doesn't just use Google maps? the girl is 8, she's not allowed to have a smartphone

the way to get to Sesame Street? perhaps you should take your advice for Dora, and use Google Maps for this

why we don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? I see that headline...but the headline is from the future. 06/12/2015 to be exact

why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? for the same reason you can't sneeze with your eyes open

why "abbreviated" is such a long word? to show how it important it is to shorten things

why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish washing liquid is made with real lemonsthey have to use artificial flavor for lemon juice because all the lemon juice is going to the dish washing liquid and there isn't enough for both

why they sterilize the needle for lethal injectionsThis is due to the "Prince Humperdink" corollary which states that all people must be completely healthy up until the point they are broken.

and why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? taxes

Why did Joanie love Chachi?every gir's crazy about a sharp dressed man

If a deaf person has to go to court is it still called a hearing? yes. it is the court that is hearing the case, not the lawyers,plaintiff or defendant.

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?no. you see the carpool lanes was created so that it would benefit multiple people, who would otherwise drive another vehicle separately, can ride together and be environmentally conscious, since a corpse could not otherwise drive, it is not considered a person for carpool lane purposes, but rather, cargo

Does the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star have the same tune? yes Why did you just try to sing those two previous songs? i didn't. i know the tunes to be the same. but others probably did because you asked the question, and then they also wondered how you could not know they are the same if you had also taken the time to sing both to yourself

And just what is Victoria's secret? I'll just say "The Crying Game" and leave it at that.

You see, the world just has to keep going. I have too many questions.

And now you have answers.