The Virgin Diet

MidwestAngel

Heh

MidwestAngel

is she a still virgin after i eat her?? or do i have to get a new one each time.

There is a play based on this idea.

sandradev1

I don't mean this to sound antagonistic, but...

Why wouldn't you try the remarkably effective MFP approach first?

(If I was more helpful, I'd provide a list of links to good starting points here. [Hey, one of my MFP friends, help me out with that list, could you please?])

Here's one:


http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/654536-in-place-of-a-road-map-2-0-revised-7-2-12

robin52077

how many virgins a day do you eat??

is she a still virgin after i eat her?? or do i have to get a new one each time.

[Raises hand]
I'm a virgin! Pick me!

(Shhh....I can pretend...)

LittleMiss_WillLoseIt

Does this mean someone can pop my cherry again?!?

sapphireswi

* hides under her bed*

Thomasm198

The virgin diet: adding new meaning to the phrase "bite me" :laugh:

serenapitala

What is it? The first thing that popped into my mind was a dirty joke. Now, I'm wondering what it really is.

jofjltncb6

I don't mean this to sound antagonistic, but...

Why wouldn't you try the remarkably effective MFP approach first?

(If I was more helpful, I'd provide a list of links to good starting points here. [Hey, one of my MFP friends, help me out with that list, could you please?])

Here's one:


http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/654536-in-place-of-a-road-map-2-0-revised-7-2-12

Yes, that's a great one. Thanks, newest MFP friend, for helping me out. (You've already proven yourself more useful than about half of my other friends.)

ElleBee66

What are the seven foods that you have to eliminate?

Barbellerella

AllTehBeers

I said, hey,

jackpotclown

nevermind.....wrong diet altogether \m/

metaphoria

I don't mean this to sound antagonistic, but...

Why wouldn't you try the remarkably effective MFP approach first?

(If I was more helpful, I'd provide a list of links to good starting points here. [Hey, one of my MFP friends, help me out with that list, could you please?])

Here's one:


http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/654536-in-place-of-a-road-map-2-0-revised-7-2-12

Yes, that's a great one. Thanks, newest MFP friend, for helping me out. (You've already proven yourself more useful than about half of my other friends.)

Jerk. I bludgeon ponies for you!! Srsly though, the road map link is extremely helpful.

Dub_D

I volunteer myself to be sacrificed!

metaphoria

many a terrorist martyr themselves for this plan \m/

:noway:
Just
:noway:

Flees before mods get here...

metaphoria

I volunteer as tribute!

There, fixed it for you.

eris1981

MLP!

EvgeniZyntx

Raw virgins?
Or skillet fried?

Certainly not easy-over virgins, those are impossible to find.

Fittreelol

Does the book have a stance on saddlebacking?