The Virgin Diet

Barbellerella

AllTehBeers

I said, hey,

jackpotclown

nevermind.....wrong diet altogether \m/

metaphoria

I don't mean this to sound antagonistic, but...

Why wouldn't you try the remarkably effective MFP approach first?

(If I was more helpful, I'd provide a list of links to good starting points here. [Hey, one of my MFP friends, help me out with that list, could you please?])

Here's one:


http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/654536-in-place-of-a-road-map-2-0-revised-7-2-12

Yes, that's a great one. Thanks, newest MFP friend, for helping me out. (You've already proven yourself more useful than about half of my other friends.)

Jerk. I bludgeon ponies for you!! Srsly though, the road map link is extremely helpful.

Dub_D

I volunteer myself to be sacrificed!

metaphoria

many a terrorist martyr themselves for this plan \m/

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Just
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Flees before mods get here...

metaphoria

I volunteer as tribute!

There, fixed it for you.

eris1981

MLP!

EvgeniZyntx

Raw virgins?
Or skillet fried?

Certainly not easy-over virgins, those are impossible to find.

Fittreelol

Does the book have a stance on saddlebacking?

cburky911

Can opened...worms EVERYWHERE!

jofjltncb6

I don't mean this to sound antagonistic, but...

Why wouldn't you try the remarkably effective MFP approach first?

(If I was more helpful, I'd provide a list of links to good starting points here. [Hey, one of my MFP friends, help me out with that list, could you please?])

Here's one:


http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/654536-in-place-of-a-road-map-2-0-revised-7-2-12

Yes, that's a great one. Thanks, newest MFP friend, for helping me out. (You've already proven yourself more useful than about half of my other friends.)

Jerk. I bludgeon ponies for you!! Srsly though, the road map link is extremely helpful.

Why would you automatically assume you were on the least useful half of my FL?

BondBomb

Much cheaper than that hymen reconstruction surgery!

laurynwithawhy

First, sorry OP, if you wanted serious answers, but this is just too fun!

Also,

I'm doing the liquid version. Only the blood. I think it should keep me young.

Made me LOL for real. You win!

sjohnny

I don't mean this to sound antagonistic, but...

Why wouldn't you try the remarkably effective MFP approach first?

(If I was more helpful, I'd provide a list of links to good starting points here. [Hey, one of my MFP friends, help me out with that list, could you please?])

Here's one:


http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/654536-in-place-of-a-road-map-2-0-revised-7-2-12

Yes, that's a great one. Thanks, newest MFP friend, for helping me out. (You've already proven yourself more useful than about half of my other friends.)

Usefulness was never part of the deal.

Neither was virginity.

Contrarian

I wanted to try it, but I discovered that I am disqualified.

jofjltncb6

I don't mean this to sound antagonistic, but...

Why wouldn't you try the remarkably effective MFP approach first?

(If I was more helpful, I'd provide a list of links to good starting points here. [Hey, one of my MFP friends, help me out with that list, could you please?])

Here's one:


http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/654536-in-place-of-a-road-map-2-0-revised-7-2-12

Yes, that's a great one. Thanks, newest MFP friend, for helping me out. (You've already proven yourself more useful than about half of my other friends.)

Usefulness was never part of the deal.

Neither was virginity.

^this

Crankstr

I don't mean this to sound antagonistic, but...

Why wouldn't you try the remarkably effective MFP approach first?

(If I was more helpful, I'd provide a list of links to good starting points here. [Hey, one of my MFP friends, help me out with that list, could you please?])

Here's one:


http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/654536-in-place-of-a-road-map-2-0-revised-7-2-12

Yes, that's a great one. Thanks, newest MFP friend, for helping me out. (You've already proven yourself more useful than about half of my other friends.)

Kathy_TheVampireSlayer

i remember the days i use to have only virgins.....

MB_Positif

Not all virgins are fit and healthy, what's the goal of this diet?

serenapitala

Can opened...worms EVERYWHERE!

:laugh:

emileesgram

on the serious side the author is J. J. Virgin. We just got the book in at the library I work at. I flipped through it, basically it wants you to stop eating gluten, eggs, soy, peanuts, corn and dairy. She suggests eating clean, lean protein, healthy fat, nonstarchy vegetables and high fiber low glycemic carbs. It does not look like she is giving anything new to the diet book world, it may however work for some people.

chubbygirl253

how many virgins a day do you eat??

is she a still virgin after i eat her?? or do i have to get a new one each time.

FTW!!

chubbygirl253

on the serious side the author is J. J. Virgin.

If I were going to write any type of how-to book I would change my name to something that doesn't make me sound like such a beginner. Just sayin

Oishii

on the serious side the author is J. J. Virgin. We just got the book in at the library I work at. I flipped through it, basically it wants you to stop eating gluten, eggs, soy, peanuts, corn and dairy. She suggests eating clean, lean protein, healthy fat, nonstarchy vegetables and high fiber low glycemic carbs. It does not look like she is giving anything new to the diet book world, it may however work for some people.

And drink her branded protein shake every day...:huh:

AlsDonkBoxSquat

I don't mean this to sound antagonistic, but...

Why wouldn't you try the remarkably effective MFP approach first?

(If I was more helpful, I'd provide a list of links to good starting points here. [Hey, one of my MFP friends, help me out with that list, could you please?])

Here's one:


http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/654536-in-place-of-a-road-map-2-0-revised-7-2-12

Yes, that's a great one. Thanks, newest MFP friend, for helping me out. (You've already proven yourself more useful than about half of my other friends.)

Usefulness was never part of the deal.

Neither was virginity.

^this

Over, and over, and over again

AlsDonkBoxSquat

on the serious side the author is J. J. Virgin. We just got the book in at the library I work at. I flipped through it, basically it wants you to stop eating gluten, eggs, soy, peanuts, corn and dairy. She suggests eating clean, lean protein, healthy fat, nonstarchy vegetables and high fiber low glycemic carbs. It does not look like she is giving anything new to the diet book world, it may however work for some people.

Well, she is giving something, I mean "the virgin diet" how can that not sell?

emileesgram

on the serious side the author is J. J. Virgin. We just got the book in at the library I work at. I flipped through it, basically it wants you to stop eating gluten, eggs, soy, peanuts, corn and dairy. She suggests eating clean, lean protein, healthy fat, nonstarchy vegetables and high fiber low glycemic carbs. It does not look like she is giving anything new to the diet book world, it may however work for some people.

Well, she is giving something, I mean "the virgin diet" how can that not sell?

I'm not advocating the book, was just giving information from a librarian's point of view

amandarawr06

how many virgins a day do you eat??

is she a still virgin after i eat her?? or do i have to get a new one each time.

hehehehe

spirit80

This sounds more like a lifestyle to me.... Will start tonight!