What's the best euphemism you've ever heard?

sktllmdrhmzz
sktllmdrhmzz Posts: 189 Member
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Keep it clever so as not to lock the thread. What do you call it?

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  • ZombieChaser
    ZombieChaser Posts: 1,555 Member
    Behaviour Modification - when referencing a work-related verbal warning. (yeah, it's prolly no the best one i've heard, but that one came to mind first)
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    clicking my mouse
  • yo_andi
    yo_andi Posts: 2,178 Member
    Hide the sausage.
  • LadyKop
    LadyKop Posts: 19 Member
    skin boat to tuna town
    taking ol one eye to the optometrist

    Gotta love the movie Grumpy Old Men! LMAO
  • yo_andi
    yo_andi Posts: 2,178 Member
    Or, as it's more eloquently put by the Bloodhound Gang:

    "vulcanizing the whoopee stick in the ham wallet"
  • Earguy
    Earguy Posts: 35
    Doing the kielbasa-nova. :laugh:
  • Molly_Maguire
    Molly_Maguire Posts: 1,103 Member
    If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though I Brazilian wax poetic, so hypothetically I don't wanna beat around the bush. Foxtrot! Uniform! Charlie! Kilo!
  • pudadough
    pudadough Posts: 1,271 Member
    Backstory: way back in the early 70s, my parents did cleaning for a company that did weird new age sex therapy (it WAS the 70s after all.) Like, whole rooms with nothing but mattresses and pillows. Some free love guy from the company asked my mom if she would like for him to help her "align her chakras." She was fairly sure he was interested in one chakra in particular.


    So...I'm going with "aligning the chakras."
  • sunsnstatheart
    sunsnstatheart Posts: 2,544 Member
    "Well bless your heart, my aren't you pretty one!"

    Said in certain areas of the South to tell someone she's not so bright. Usually by an older woman.
  • bennysammysofie
    bennysammysofie Posts: 331
    The "ole in out, real savage-like"...A Clockwork Orange
  • tynger112
    tynger112 Posts: 351
    Getting lost in the Bermuda Triangle
    or I was just trying to check your temperature
  • bennysammysofie
    bennysammysofie Posts: 331
    Going down to pietown for some dessert
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    Fluttering the bunny:)
  • sunsnstatheart
    sunsnstatheart Posts: 2,544 Member
    Well bless my heart, I think I missed the point of this thread. Its clearly about bumping uglies.
  • RunDoozer
    RunDoozer Posts: 1,699 Member
    clicking my mouse

    Always heard it as double clicking the mouse
  • froheadedyeti
    froheadedyeti Posts: 9
    Stuffin' the muffin.
  • Awkward30
    Awkward30 Posts: 1,927 Member
    I'll give you the best euphemism you've ever had!
  • CrystalZ2012
    CrystalZ2012 Posts: 20 Member
    Well bless my heart, I think I missed the point of this thread. Its clearly about bumping uglies.
    :laugh: I didn't get it either at first.
  • 00sarah
    00sarah Posts: 621 Member
    Just because the roller coaster is out of order doesn't mean the log ride is broken

    *made me laugh really hard
  • MadameLAL
    MadameLAL Posts: 108
    Moon cussing
  • Chapter3point6
    Chapter3point6 Posts: 1,233
    dip the wick

    hot beef injection was popular when I was younger
  • IzzyBooNZ1
    IzzyBooNZ1 Posts: 1,289 Member
    Say hello to the little man in the boat
  • ChapinaGrande
    ChapinaGrande Posts: 289 Member
    I'm with the posters above who thought this was nonsexual, but I really like mine, so I'm going to share anyway. :)

    For pooping: Taking the Browns to the Superbowl
    For menstruating: Riding the cotton pony.

    OK. May the filth continue. :P
  • jonbobfrog
    jonbobfrog Posts: 294
    non-sexual, but this was awesome for me: focused.

    I'm OCD about some things and I've always had a hard time NOT obsessing over things. My boyfriend likes to put a positive spin on things, though, and he says I'm not obsessed, I'm FOCUSED.

    I love him. :)
  • IzzyBooNZ1
    IzzyBooNZ1 Posts: 1,289 Member
    Dropping some friends off at the pool
    Ride the hershey highway
    Hit the road like a horses d*ck
  • LadyKop
    LadyKop Posts: 19 Member
    knocking boots
    making the beast with two backs
    horizontal mambo
    tangled sheet tango
    eat at the Y
    playing the skin flute
  • chubbygirl253
    chubbygirl253 Posts: 1,309 Member
    Going downstairs to visit the cat

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