You know you've worked out when....

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  • Daedalus35
    Daedalus35 Posts: 8
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    You can't wash your hair after a bicep/tricep workout
  • jennfranklin
    jennfranklin Posts: 434 Member
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    When after working out you feel like you have already had a shower!
  • katies71123
    katies71123 Posts: 57
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    You throw up when you stop working out because your body just caught up with your mind...
  • jlapey
    jlapey Posts: 1,850 Member
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    DAMN! People, I don't think I'm working out quite hard enough. Though I do get "jelly legs/arms" when I'm done and my glutes are sore the next day.
  • NaomiJFoster
    NaomiJFoster Posts: 1,450 Member
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    You have a shower and your arms are to weak to wash your hair.

    That's exactly what I was about to say!
  • MichelleMatt1968
    MichelleMatt1968 Posts: 3 Member
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    Walking down the steps you feel like frankenstein..trying to keep your legs strait...
  • Raythomas1
    Raythomas1 Posts: 68
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    ... when people at work ask if you spent the night in jail because you can't walk correctly.
  • bookworm_847
    bookworm_847 Posts: 1,903 Member
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    Each step you take is followed by an involuntary pitiful sound. You dread getting in the shower. The walk to the kitchen to refill the water bottle and the walk from your car to your office may as well be the walk from Seattle to New York. :ohwell:
  • 00sarah
    00sarah Posts: 621 Member
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    I feel like a bada**!
  • slacker80
    slacker80 Posts: 235 Member
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    You grunt and moan as you attempt to sit your tender cheeks on the toilet.
  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
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    You have worked out around an injury and not just used said injury as an excuse to not exercise.
  • Colombianchick29
    Colombianchick29 Posts: 298 Member
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    You get out of the shower and your face is still red from the workout 30 min before the shower

    Your butt cheeks hurt when you squeeze them
  • jaysonhijinx
    jaysonhijinx Posts: 663 Member
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    You grunt and moan as you attempt to sit your tender cheeks on the toilet.

    Not to mention doing that all over again as you try to stand up and your quads and calves don't want to co-operate.
  • Colombianchick29
    Colombianchick29 Posts: 298 Member
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    ...you're not sure if your nose is running or you're sweating and you're too tired to verify which it is.


    Lol! This is true!
  • lamarnnem
    lamarnnem Posts: 189
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    Your so sweaty that you keep wiping your face with any available "dry" part left on your shirt.
  • jaysonhijinx
    jaysonhijinx Posts: 663 Member
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    Your so sweaty that you keep wiping your face with any available "dry" part left on your shirt.

    Haha, all too familiar with that one!
  • rainbowbow
    rainbowbow Posts: 7,490 Member
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    You look like Napoleon Dynamite

    sweaty2.jpg

    *gatorade chug*
  • mcflat29
    mcflat29 Posts: 2,159 Member
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    Help, I'm stuck on the exercise mat and can't get up....
  • Graelwyn75
    Graelwyn75 Posts: 4,404 Member
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    Climbing a flight of stairs feels as if you are lifting sandbags instead of legs.
  • Cespuglio
    Cespuglio Posts: 385 Member
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    Tying a ponytail becomes nearly impossible because you're too weak to even grip your hair for the hair tie.
    Pulling off a t-shirt makes you whimper (I'll be working out in zip-ups from now on!).
    You're starving, but getting up from your comfortable fetal position to fetch sustenance just isn't worth the trouble. <---Happening right this second.

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