What do I do? I made a big mistake!

Z_I_L_L_A

Woke up this morning and noticed her lying on the floor. I knew quickly that I had made a mistake, what was I thinking. You've done this before and all your stuff was destroyed or ripped to shreds. I mean I know she loves me because she is always rubbing her body against mine, I just don't know if I feel the same way. I ran my fingers through her hair last night while she was lying on my chest.

I thought you need to back away slowly Tim. Do not wake her...if you do, it will turn out like the others. You will be screamed at, slapped, all your *kitten* will be torn to pieces. Open the door and throw her *kitten* out, maybe she will leave. If I throw her the *kitten* out with all her *kitten*, everyone will be mad at me. If she sleeps it off and when I get home she is sweet, then she can stay. It would be easy to replace her with a younger and cuter one. She is probably tearing all my *kitten* up right now as we speak. *kitten*, what can I do? I can't leave work. Maybe I can call the X over and they kill each other.

I was so sleepy and tired last night and left the cat nip bag open on the counter. When I woke it was all gone. I scared to go home now.

Gotcha...

Minnesota_Nice

Effing pecker head

Greenrun99

Pull her nails out, and get a super soaker and put that P in her place!

PikaKnight

lmao...

TerraGirl17

lmao

Duck_Puddle

I was thinking puppy while reading-but I'd be more scared to go home to cat high on catnip than my puppy who turned my colander into something resembling a bloomin' onion.

chubbygirl253

Damn I was wrong again. I thought this was another Yorkie thread. Must be having an off day.

firstsip

So it was a full grown cat?

kathyhull

Been there, done that!

PottsvilleCurse1925

OMG THANKS I NEEDED A GOOD LAUGH!!

NoleGirl0918

Too funny but it reminded me why i like dogs better :-)