Friday--- Office Pranks?

SHBoss1673

hire one of those signing telegrams to congratulate one of the guys on their upcoming breast augmentation. Or if you're really bold, his penis enlargment!

JStarnes

I had a co-worker dump glitter all over my desk & chair...do you know how long it takes to clean up glitter?!?! :huh: I'm still finding it 3yrs later....

kicklikeaGIRL

Ever watch the office and the pranks Jim pulls on Dwight?

A couple favs:

Put some of his office supplies in Jello - like stapler

Forwarded all Dwight's calls to his phone...including his cell phone.

I am obsessed with the Office! I love that show!! I got an idea from the Christmas episode where Jim wraps all of Dwights things with wrapping paper. I did that to my co-worker's computer & chair....but I took the back off his chair...so when he sat down there wasn't a back on it...and he pretty much fell backwards. I loved that prank!

I love the episode "Conflict Resolution" where they go through Dwight's complain box of all the things Jim has done to him. Haha.... I would LOVE to pull off the heavy phone receiver thing...but I can't seem to find anyway to make the phone any heavier...haha..dang it! Oh man, I'm going to have to watch that episode tonight!

JStarnes

If you have a breakroom tape the lil sprayer on the sink and when it is turned on the sprayer will spray all over him. I do this to my husband sometimes at home. :devil:

:laugh: We used to do this in the dorms in college, people get furious! Sad that it made me laugh so hard at their anger.

kicklikeaGIRL

hire one of those signing telegrams to congratulate one of the guys on their upcoming breast augmentation. Or if you're really bold, his penis enlargment!

haha.......a singing telegram...haha.. what? Hold the phone..haha..I've never heard of this!! Is it a type of company that does something?? Hahahahaha... this would be funny. Even if they called his phone at work..and left a message...haha.. he would turn so red.

Gogo

hire one of those signing telegrams to congratulate one of the guys on their upcoming breast augmentation. Or if you're really bold, his penis enlargment!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA This is awesome!!!:laugh: :sad: :laugh: :sad:

lindsay1982

If you have a breakroom tape the lil sprayer on the sink and when it is turned on the sprayer will spray all over him. I do this to my husband sometimes at home. :devil:

:laugh: We used to do this in the dorms in college, people get furious! Sad that it made me laugh so hard at their anger.

Our's at home is black, so I use a black hair band to hold it down, it blends in well!!!!!

April0815

If you have a breakroom tape the lil sprayer on the sink and when it is turned on the sprayer will spray all over him. I do this to my husband sometimes at home. :devil:

:laugh: We used to do this in the dorms in college, people get furious! Sad that it made me laugh so hard at their anger.

I start laughing before my husband does it. It's even funnier when I tape it and it takes him a lil while before he turns it on and I forget about it. One day I did it and forgot about it and was reading when he turned it on and started hollering it was soooo funny.

April0815

If you have a breakroom tape the lil sprayer on the sink and when it is turned on the sprayer will spray all over him. I do this to my husband sometimes at home. :devil:

:laugh: We used to do this in the dorms in college, people get furious! Sad that it made me laugh so hard at their anger.

Our's at home is black, so I use a black hair band to hold it down, it blends in well!!!!!

Our's is black too. I use to put the hair band but he started looking for it so now I put clear scotch tape and you can't tell it's on there.

kicklikeaGIRL

Ok everyone...these are so great...i love them! I am a total prankster... even to my husband.

The other night my hubby forgot to put the toilet seat down in the middle of the night...and I about fell in!!!

So...the next day to get him back..haha.. I got into the car in the parking lot of the grocery store... locked the doors (I had the keys) and texted him and said "Dance." He started making little dance moves to get my approval...but nope...I wanted more... I wanted the sprinkler and the running-man. He got this look on his face- sooo priceless- basically like ' You have GOT to be kidding me'..hahaha.. and then...I watched him dance. And then I unlocked the doors. He was soo embarrassed...but we were both laughing so hard afterwards. Now...I'm scared.

Haha..just had to share

chrissyh

Ok everyone...these are so great...i love them! I am a total prankster... even to my husband.

The other night my hubby forgot to put the toilet seat down in the middle of the night...and I about fell in!!!

So...the next day to get him back..haha.. I got into the car in the parking lot of the grocery store... locked the doors (I had the keys) and texted him and said "Dance." He started making little dance moves to get my approval...but nope...I wanted more... I wanted the sprinkler and the running-man. He got this look on his face- sooo priceless- basically like ' You have GOT to be kidding me'..hahaha.. and then...I watched him dance. And then I unlocked the doors. He was soo embarrassed...but we were both laughing so hard afterwards. Now...I'm scared.

Haha..just had to share

I am so going to do this!! Just waiting for the right moment (with lots of people around!)

April0815

Ok everyone...these are so great...i love them! I am a total prankster... even to my husband.

The other night my hubby forgot to put the toilet seat down in the middle of the night...and I about fell in!!!

So...the next day to get him back..haha.. I got into the car in the parking lot of the grocery store... locked the doors (I had the keys) and texted him and said "Dance." He started making little dance moves to get my approval...but nope...I wanted more... I wanted the sprinkler and the running-man. He got this look on his face- sooo priceless- basically like ' You have GOT to be kidding me'..hahaha.. and then...I watched him dance. And then I unlocked the doors. He was soo embarrassed...but we were both laughing so hard afterwards. Now...I'm scared.

Haha..just had to share

What is the sprinkler and running man

nolachick

"WHILE YOU WERE OUT:

URGENT -
Jennifer Johnson
867-5309
Ask for 'Jenny'
"

Here it's a plumbing company. Who knows what it is where you live.

edit: If you're not old enough to get it: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/867-5309/Jenny

lol glad u specified that cuz I did NOT get it the first time I read it, and I kept reading it over and over lol

williams3023

I've got a couple for you:

1. I am assuming everyone has a computer there. If you take a very small piece of tape and place it over the lazer on the bottom of the mouse the mouse will not move. Its a great one, but you have to make it look legit.

2. If they leave their computers unlocked you go to start>settings>control pannel>mouse click on the 'Pointer Options' change the mouse speed as slow as it will go and click ok....its so frustrating! hahaha

3. If they leave their computer unlocked download the picture 'broken screen' from google. Make that the desktop picture, Lay the monitor down and unplug the computer, mouse, etc. People will think their sceen is broken!

kicklikeaGIRL

Ok everyone...these are so great...i love them! I am a total prankster... even to my husband.

The other night my hubby forgot to put the toilet seat down in the middle of the night...and I about fell in!!!

So...the next day to get him back..haha.. I got into the car in the parking lot of the grocery store... locked the doors (I had the keys) and texted him and said "Dance." He started making little dance moves to get my approval...but nope...I wanted more... I wanted the sprinkler and the running-man. He got this look on his face- sooo priceless- basically like ' You have GOT to be kidding me'..hahaha.. and then...I watched him dance. And then I unlocked the doors. He was soo embarrassed...but we were both laughing so hard afterwards. Now...I'm scared.

Haha..just had to share

What is the sprinkler and running man

I bet if you Youtube them you'll find some good ones.

The running man is basically a dance move where you are hop/sliding to mimick running in place. Its kind of an 80s thing- I think it started back with Paula Abdul & MC Hammer...

The sprinkler uses both arms. You put one hand to your ear (makes a triangle shape) and then you extend your opposite arm and rotate around like a water sprinkler..haha.. Yeah I would definitely YouTube them....you'll get a better image..haha

Mina133842

Well, there's always the fill the cubicle with peanuts (takes a long time to save up all those styrofoam peanuts)...or the cover everything with foil, or sticky notes... the sound ones are great - we did the "fart" machine to my boss before, had it hidden under his desk, and we also had a timer set on it.. we couldn't stop laughing.. it was great..

at home there's always the saran wrap of the toilet seat - under where the seat goes, and if you get a really tight seal, you won't see the saran wrap at all...... this one may involve some cleanup later.....

We also "Tuu Tuu'd" our boss- had a big burly guy dressed in a french maid outfit come and Toast our boss on his birthday (different office) we all pitched in about $10 bucks- it was WELL worth it, he made the boss get his birthday card out of a garter belt on his hairy leg, and he had to retrieve the card with his teeth. I think went home hurting that night from laughing so hard...
We also had the "super nerd" get one of our friends on her birthday, met us at the restaurant after we had ordered, made a huge scene about why she wasn't calling him anymore, etc. it was great... the costumes, and the stuff these folks do, is totally worth it!

Dive_Girl

I once took a 5lb bag of macaroni and emptied into every drawer and file of a co-worker. That was fun because he was finding macaroni for MONTHS!.

I also took foil and completely wrapped another co-workers car in it then when we went out for lunch she offered to drive (which I knew was going to happen) it was hysterical...she just didn’t know what to make of her silver civic.

I wrap another co-workers desk completely in shrink wrap

kicklikeaGIRL

I also took foil and completely wrapped another co-workers car in it then when we went out for lunch she offered to drive (which I knew was going to happen) it was hysterical...she just didn’t know what to make of her silver civic.

holy cow! i bet that was a lot of foil!

Dive_Girl

I also took foil and completely wrapped another co-workers car in it then when we went out for lunch she offered to drive (which I knew was going to happen) it was hysterical...she just didn’t know what to make of her silver civic.

holy cow! i bet that was a lot of foil!

Not too bad actually! I think we used about 3 rolls total.

thumper44

Piece of paper nicely cut and write something like "<make of car> Sucks" or " I wear a dress on Fridays" you catch the drift.

Thing is nobody checks their license plate when they get in their car.
So you can get all the guys in one day.

HAHA...I'm going to try to think of something to write on a piece of paper to stick to his truck. He's got this big souped up truck and think's its the bomb & super manly, so I'm going to do something along the lines of "Hannah Montana is my HERO"..haha.. since he always talks about how he hates his little girls watching that show. Haha...oh man, these ideas are making me laugh.... I love Fridays

hahahah that is hysterical!!! hannah montana! omg make sure its girly colors and get creative use glitters! hahahahahaha

do you think the cops will pull him over because his license plate number is obstructed? Haha..

For some reason I couldn't stop thinking about this. If he did get pulled over, I'm sure the officer wouldn't give him a ticket. If your not sure, you can tape it under the license plate.
But if the officer DID pull him over. Even better if another guy is in the truck with him.

Price of big souped up truck................ $19,999
Price of paper .......................................Free
Price of glitter, girly markers..................Free

Face of driver after officer pulls him over and shows him what he had covering his license plate

PRICELESS!!!!!!!

nolachick

For some reason I couldn't stop thinking about this. If he did get pulled over, I'm sure the officer wouldn't give him a ticket. If your not sure, you can tape it under the license plate.
But if the officer DID pull him over. Even better if another guy is in the truck with him.

Price of big souped up truck................ $19,999
Price of paper .......................................Free
Price of glitter, girly markers..................Free

Face of driver after officer pulls him over and shows him what he had covering his license plate

PRICELESS!!!!!!!

I agree, that would definately be PRICELESS! and I highly doubt he will even get pulled over.

Mina133842

I heard about this one happening - if you have access to a break room board or to their email, you could email out "Stop by my desk if you're interested in the free tickets to the circus." this happened at the radio station I listen too- the morning crew- one of the guys left his desk for a moment, and 5 minutes later, all these people from the staff were stopping by and wanting tickets- he had no idea what happened...

Dive_Girl

I heard about this one happening - if you have access to a break room board or to their email, you could email out "Stop by my desk if you're interested in the free tickets to the circus." this happened at the radio station I listen too- the morning crew- one of the guys left his desk for a moment, and 5 minutes later, all these people from the staff were stopping by and wanting tickets- he had no idea what happened...

OMG!!! I know the PERFECT person to do this to at my office!!! THANK YOU!

mommared53

I am the first person that gets to work everyday. Some of the guys out in the service department put one of those motion-activated, life-size Santas in the breakroom where we punch in and out after I had left for the day. So when I came in....all alone, in the dark the next morning the stupid thing started dancing around and singing really loud. I damn near took it's head off with my purse I was so scared:laugh:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Oh that is so hilarious!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

SageGoddess320

I'm just dying to hear what you did to these guys today. Anything juicy for us?