Embarrassment at it's finest
The other night, my husband and I went out to dinner with a few of our friends and we brought our 22 month old son along. (He's in the potty training stage right now, just FYI) After I was finished eating I needed to go to the restroom and took Landon, my son, with me so I could wash his hands. Well when we were leaving the restroom and heading back across the restaurant to our table, Landon takes off running ahead of me, full of excitement and clapping his hands. When he was still about 3 tables away from our table he decides to yell out as loud as his little lungs would allow, "YAAAYYYY, MOMMY POTTY, YAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!" And that's that. The whole restaurant knew that I went potty and my son was so proud of me :blushing:
Do YOUR kids love to embarrass you??
Do YOUR kids love to embarrass you??
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That's just freaking adorable! Love it.0
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Love it!!0
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I guess no other kids aare embarrassing.....:frown:0
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Last night my 3yo daughter said "I had a baby fart.... She needs a mommy fart..." I love how she came back from grandma saying fart instead of toot0
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My three year old follows me to the bathroom and shouts "mummy are you having a wee or poo" LOL. He hasn't done it while out anywhere yet!0
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Also! Me & the hubs pinch each others butts a lot at home. It's just a thing we do. In line at the grocery store, she just decided to pinch the guy in front of us on his booty. Lol we were trying so hard not to laugh bc the dude tried to play it off like it didn't happen0
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My four year old told everyone at school that my nipples are the size of quarters and hers are the size of dimes but so were mine before I had her and let her eat from my boobies. Exact words. I really wish I was a little less direct when i answered her questions!:blushing:0
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Also! Me & the hubs pinch each others butts a lot at home. It's just a thing we do. In line at the grocery store, she just decided to pinch the guy in front of us on his booty. Lol we were trying so hard not to laugh bc the dude tried to play it off like it didn't happen
oh that made me laugh, i almost peed a little lol :laugh: :laugh:0 -
My four year old told everyone at school that my nipples are the size of quarters and hers are the size of dimes but so were mine before I had her and let her eat from my boobies. Exact words. I really wish I was a little less direct when i answered her questions!:blushing:
Lol!0 -
We were out at a Thai restaurant with my 2 brothers, my sister-in-law, my 3 year old niece and 6 month old nephew. I was holding the baby and I smell something so I say, "I think Noah pooped." My sister-in-law takes him from me and does the thing where you pull the side of the diaper over to check. Well, he apparently wasn't feeling very well, and all the poop just came spilling out the side all over her hand and arm. We all tried to cover for her while she ran to the bathroom with him to get them both cleaned up, but I know she was SO embarrassed.0
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my daughter tells everybody that im a "teenager" LOL
i guess in her eyes thats how i look!0 -
My four year old told everyone at school that my nipples are the size of quarters and hers are the size of dimes but so were mine before I had her and let her eat from my boobies. Exact words. I really wish I was a little less direct when i answered her questions!:blushing:
Ohhhh!!!!! Bahahaha that is too funny! They are curious lol0 -
That is cute, and trust me, that is the lest embarrassing thing he is going to end up doing to you in the next 20 years.
My 4 year old niece told a friend of mine if she went to the dr, he could help her get that baby out, my friend was not pregnant. Now THAT is embarrassing.0 -
I have a million of these: my 4 year old told her TK teacher that she was allowed to say all words at home but knew she would get in big trouble for using curse words at school because the teachers at school had fragile ears and sticks in their bottoms. Then she asked her teacher if she could see her bottom stick.
Really need to watch what I say in front of her!
ETA the words she can't say at school but can at home: fart, butt, turd, pookie0 -
'Also! Me & the hubs pinch each others butts a lot at home. It's just a thing we do. In line at the grocery store, she just decided to pinch the guy in front of us on his booty. Lol we were trying so hard not to laugh bc the dude tried to play it off like it didn't happen
Haha well was he a good lookin' fella? That is too cute!0 -
I have a million of these: my 4 year old told her TK teacher that she was allowed to say all words at home but knew she would get in big trouble for using curse words at school because the teachers at school had fragile ears and sticks in their bottoms. Then she asked her teacher if she could see her bottom stick.
Really need to watch what I say in front of her!
ETA the words she can't say at school but can at home: fart, butt, turd, pookie
BAHAHAHA! Yes you do! I would die!0 -
1) Eldest daughter was 3. As I am picking her up from the church nursery, a worker told me rather pointedly that I should find a new radio station to listen to in the car. Why? Because Daughter had entertained the room with her rendition of Samantha Fox's "Touch Me Now" and Gloria Estefan's "Bad Bad Boys".
2) My husband and I were in the commissary grocery shopping and we had Son #1, such a cute 9-moth-old (now 26 years-old) with his pure white hair, sitting in the shopping cart looking all sweet and cuddly. Husband was minding the cart while I roamed the aisle looking for whatever. Some buxom blonde lady comes up to baby-flirt with Son. As she leans in to him, he cops a double handfull, which I guess she wasn't expecting because she screamed :laugh: my poor poor husband is standing there red-faced. I just kept on walking like I did not know them.0 -
You should be very proud of yourself!0
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I have a million of these: my 4 year old told her TK teacher that she was allowed to say all words at home but knew she would get in big trouble for using curse words at school because the teachers at school had fragile ears and sticks in their bottoms. Then she asked her teacher if she could see her bottom stick.
Really need to watch what I say in front of her!
ETA the words she can't say at school but can at home: fart, butt, turd, pookie
BAHAHAHA! Yes you do! I would die!
WINNER!!!0 -
I had my son at home in our bathtub........my then 3 year old daughter told everyone she saw after the birth "mommy had tookie in the bathtub, he came out of her vagina, that is where babies come from" lol yeah that is what I get for letting her watch me give birth:)0
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These really weren't all that embarrassing, but they happened recently so they are the ones that come to mind.
1. My wife and I were standing in the returns line at Walmart when my three year old son starts saying, "It's Jesus! Look mom, Jesus is here." Well it was actually just a rough looking guy with longish hair and covered in tattoos. My son would not stop pointing at him and calling him Jesus. He wasn't sure how to respond.
2. A couple days ago we were, again, in line, but this time at a restaurant. My son looked up to the host and said, "He colored all over his arm..." obviously referring to the guy's tattoos. It actually took me a second to understand what he was saying but I couldn't help laughing. Luckily the guy just thought it was funny and said he had kids so knew how it was.
Kids definitely keep you on your toes.0 -
When my son was 4 he looked still wanted to take baths with me. He was concentrating on my breasts and finally asked, "those are for babies?" I said, "yes, do you remember nursing?" he nodded, then gave it some more thought and said, "you know, those are really too big for babies."
yeah, that was the last time I shared a bath with him.0 -
HAAA! Those are actually both pretty funny! When I read the Jesus one I cracked up and I have a patient doing in eye exam right now! He's probably wondering why I think it's funny!!0
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I was so embarrassed by my 3 year old son when I asked him to explain the Laws of Thermodynamics. His response? "I dont' know". I'm so ashamed now.
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My son likes to blow kisses to any and everyone...he's also 22-months-old.0
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then there was the time at Walmart with my younger son. It was hot out, summer and all...he was just in a onsie..a little old lady came over to say hi (he was prolly about a year old), to which he yanked his penis out the side of his diaper and onsie to show her. GAWD what a proud moment THAT was.0
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When my son was 4 he looked still wanted to take baths with me. He was concentrating on my breasts and finally asked, "those are for babies?" I said, "yes, do you remember nursing?" he nodded, then gave it some more thought and said, "you know, those are really too big for babies."
yeah, that was the last time I shared a bath with him.
Oh wow...well at least he didn't say they were too small! :noway:0 -
When my son was 4 he looked still wanted to take baths with me. He was concentrating on my breasts and finally asked, "those are for babies?" I said, "yes, do you remember nursing?" he nodded, then gave it some more thought and said, "you know, those are really too big for babies."
yeah, that was the last time I shared a bath with him.
Oh wow...well at least he didn't say they were too small! :noway:
well at that point they were freaking H's so, they weren't...ugh.0 -
My daughter was insisting on some weird cracker thing at the grocery store. She's gluten intolerant so I said no. She pulled her three year old little self as tall as she could, hands on hips, curly red hair flying and said, very loudly, "I TOLD you, I WANT those crackers RIGHT NOW!".
I said "Is that how you're supposed to talk to mommy?"
She put on the most angry face she could muster and said "NO!", paused, "but I WANT them".
The woman standing next to us was doubled over laughing at the fact that my daughter clearly knew she was being rude but continued anyway. Plus, you know, a mad three year old is pretty funny if she isn't yours! :laugh:0 -
My daughter was insisting on some weird cracker thing at the grocery store. She's gluten intolerant so I said no. She pulled her three year old little self as tall as she could, hands on hips, curly red hair flying and said, very loudly, "I TOLD you, I WANT those crackers RIGHT NOW!".
I said "Is that how you're supposed to talk to mommy?"
She put on the most angry face she could muster and said "NO!", paused, "but I WANT them".
The woman standing next to us was doubled over laughing at the fact that my daughter clearly knew she was being rude but continued anyway. Plus, you know, a mad three year old is pretty funny if she isn't yours! :laugh:
Haha, so true! It's less cute when they are 17 and 20 years-old. Embarrassment stories are *really* embarrassing then.0
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