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Don't you hate it....
Don't you hate it when you really have to go...well, you know, number 2 and you are scrambling to make it to the bathroom while trying to maintain hull integrity. On your quick, cheek-clench induced waddle to the bathroom little gassers eek out. Then you get to the chamber and get the door closed and while you are struggling to get into position and move all clothing out of the way, larger gassers are coming out. Then you finally sit.....and you are sitting right into the epicenter of your panicked gassers. That is not fun.
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"Poop" thread... I call BINGO!0
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I get it. You were hacked and someone posted this for you? Like the high school kids where I work do to each other?0
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The only thing worse is if the rumblies hit when you're in the car and nowhere near a bathroom.0
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"Poop" thread... I call BINGO!
I thought that was covered in the liquid diet thread.0 -
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I do hate that. You essentially just *kitten* blasted yourself.0
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Here's one I learned recently. When laying in a tanning bed, don't fart when the fan is at your feet.0
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Here's one I learned recently. When laying in a tanning bed, don't fart when the fan is at your feet.0
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Here's one I learned recently. When laying in a tanning bed, don't fart when the fan is at your feet.
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It's even worse when you just *kitten* your pants because you're too lazy to get up.0
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My relative is a ob/gyn. She receives poo poo smoke to the face on the regular.
I would rather my own emissions any day.0 -
My relative is a ob/gyn. She receives poo poo smoke to the face on the regular.
I would rather my own emissions any day.
Well she should be a little bit more careful about where she's sticking her instruments. :laugh:0 -
today I had a turtle pokin.I'm pretty sure it bit me in the *kitten*0
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Only when I am at Costco... your cart is a goner if you go...0
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Amateurs.0
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