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Don't you hate it....

doorki
doorki Posts: 2,576 Member
edited January 8 in Chit-Chat
Don't you hate it when you really have to go...well, you know, number 2 and you are scrambling to make it to the bathroom while trying to maintain hull integrity. On your quick, cheek-clench induced waddle to the bathroom little gassers eek out. Then you get to the chamber and get the door closed and while you are struggling to get into position and move all clothing out of the way, larger gassers are coming out. Then you finally sit.....and you are sitting right into the epicenter of your panicked gassers. That is not fun.

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  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    "Poop" thread... I call BINGO!
  • perfectingpatti
    perfectingpatti Posts: 1,037 Member
    I get it. You were hacked and someone posted this for you? Like the high school kids where I work do to each other?
  • Jonalee1977
    Jonalee1977 Posts: 415 Member
    The only thing worse is if the rumblies hit when you're in the car and nowhere near a bathroom.
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,576 Member
    "Poop" thread... I call BINGO!

    I thought that was covered in the liquid diet thread.
  • mississippi_queen
    mississippi_queen Posts: 474 Member
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  • PottsvilleCurse1925
    PottsvilleCurse1925 Posts: 354 Member
    I do hate that. You essentially just *kitten* blasted yourself.
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    Here's one I learned recently. When laying in a tanning bed, don't fart when the fan is at your feet.
  • GluttonousGirl
    GluttonousGirl Posts: 384 Member
    Here's one I learned recently. When laying in a tanning bed, don't fart when the fan is at your feet.
    nasty
  • socko6774
    socko6774 Posts: 200
    Here's one I learned recently. When laying in a tanning bed, don't fart when the fan is at your feet.

    HAHAHA :)
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    It's even worse when you just *kitten* your pants because you're too lazy to get up.
  • Beastette
    Beastette Posts: 1,497 Member
    My relative is a ob/gyn. She receives poo poo smoke to the face on the regular.

    I would rather my own emissions any day.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    My relative is a ob/gyn. She receives poo poo smoke to the face on the regular.

    I would rather my own emissions any day.

    Well she should be a little bit more careful about where she's sticking her instruments. :laugh:
  • GluttonousGirl
    GluttonousGirl Posts: 384 Member
    today I had a turtle pokin.I'm pretty sure it bit me in the *kitten*
  • bettacheckyoself
    bettacheckyoself Posts: 570
    Only when I am at Costco... your cart is a goner if you go...
  • BACONJOKESRSOFUNNY
    BACONJOKESRSOFUNNY Posts: 666 Member
    Amateurs.
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