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whitneyps7

OK SO POST YOUR MOST EMBARASSING/FUNNY/HORRYFYING STORY THATS EVER HAPPENED TO U, GO!!

BACONJOKESRSOFUNNY

It came a few years ago. I was excited to finally see "Honk If You're Horny" at the local movie theater. You might remember it, starring Faye Dunaway and Pauly Shore.

When I asked for my ticket, the kid at the window said that he had to check with the manager first. So, then, the manager comes over and tells me, "I'm terribly sorry, sir, but I'm afraid our facilities are not equipped to meet your needs."

:huh:

When I asked what he meant by that, he replied, "What I'm saying, sir, is that a man of your carriage couldn't possibly fit in our seats." I offered to sit in the aisle, but he said that it would violate the fire code.

Then, some guy standing by the door yelled, "Hey, Fatty! I've got a movie for ya: A Fridge Too Far!" as everyone outside the theater began to laugh at me. The manager sensed my rising anger, and tried to placate me with a free garbage bag full of popcorn. Before leaving with what little dignity I had remaining, I told him, "This may surprise you, but you can't buy me off with food. I'm sick of all your stereotypes and cheap jokes! The overweight individuals in this country are just as smart and talented and hard working as everybody else. And they're going to make their voices heard!"

Today, my voice is heard, here on MyFitnessPal.

_SusieQ_

whitneyps7

@poopsnacker thats really sad id be so pissed plus thoes seat are tiny i hate going to the movies all my friends think im weird cause i wont go to the movies lol im sorry thats a horrible story @susieq i didnt know the caps were on!!! opps lol

sugar66

I went to get my haircut at the end 2011, after my hairdresser had finished i went to stand and the chair was stuck to my butt, i had to force myself out and this was the motivation i needed to lose weight, after losing 6 half stone am going to get my haircut again next week

infamousmk

BACONJOKESRSOFUNNY

I puked on a guy's junk one time.

I knew a girl that farted on a guy's junk once.

BACONJOKESRSOFUNNY

@poopsnacker thats really sad id be so pissed plus thoes seat are tiny i hate going to the movies all my friends think im weird cause i wont go to the movies lol im sorry thats a horrible story

Thanks, sister!

whitneyps7

I went to get my haircut at the end 2011, after my hairdresser had finished i went to stand and the chair was stuck to my butt, i had to force myself out and this was the motivation i needed to lose weight, after losing 6 half stone am going to get my haircut again next week

i broke a chair once good thing it was only in front of one of my best friends we just laughed but it sucked / congrats on your progress!!1

whitneyps7

I puked on a guy's junk one time.

haha omg!! funny. drunk?

sm1zzle

I puked on a guy's junk one time.

That will teach him to demand head when you're sloshed.

whitneyps7

I puked on a guy's junk one time.

That will teach him to demand head when you're sloshed.

haha i agree very much lol served him right lol!!!!

ashleen7

It came a few years ago. I was excited to finally see "Honk If You're Horny" at the local movie theater. You might remember it, starring Faye Dunaway and Pauly Shore.

When I asked for my ticket, the kid at the window said that he had to check with the manager first. So, then, the manager comes over and tells me, "I'm terribly sorry, sir, but I'm afraid our facilities are not equipped to meet your needs."

:huh:

When I asked what he meant by that, he replied, "What I'm saying, sir, is that a man of your carriage couldn't possibly fit in our seats." I offered to sit in the aisle, but he said that it would violate the fire code.



Then, some guy standing by the door yelled, "Hey, Fatty! I've got a movie for ya: A Fridge Too Far!" as everyone outside the theater began to laugh at me. The manager sensed my rising anger, and tried to placate me with a free garbage bag full of popcorn. Before leaving with what little dignity I had remaining, I told him, "This may surprise you, but you can't buy me off with food. I'm sick of all your stereotypes and cheap jokes! The overweight individuals in this country are just as smart and talented and hard working as everybody else. And they're going to make their voices heard!"

Today, my voice is heard, here on MyFitnessPal.

Wow, this would make a really amusing animated show, you should look into it!

WorkoutWarrior76

It came a few years ago. I was excited to finally see "Honk If You're Horny" at the local movie theater. You might remember it, starring Faye Dunaway and Pauly Shore.

When I asked for my ticket, the kid at the window said that he had to check with the manager first. So, then, the manager comes over and tells me, "I'm terribly sorry, sir, but I'm afraid our facilities are not equipped to meet your needs."

:huh:

When I asked what he meant by that, he replied, "What I'm saying, sir, is that a man of your carriage couldn't possibly fit in our seats." I offered to sit in the aisle, but he said that it would violate the fire code.

Then, some guy standing by the door yelled, "Hey, Fatty! I've got a movie for ya: A Fridge Too Far!" as everyone outside the theater began to laugh at me. The manager sensed my rising anger, and tried to placate me with a free garbage bag full of popcorn. Before leaving with what little dignity I had remaining, I told him, "This may surprise you, but you can't buy me off with food. I'm sick of all your stereotypes and cheap jokes! The overweight individuals in this country are just as smart and talented and hard working as everybody else. And they're going to make their voices heard!"

Today, my voice is heard, here on MyFitnessPal.

As seen on the Simpsons. :-)