I LOST A HOUSECAT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bettacheckyoself

pastryari

http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/779741-i-ve-lost-a-penis-but-gained-so-much-more?hl=lost+a+

bettacheckyoself

Who wants my 2 year old?

bettacheckyoself

http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/779741-i-ve-lost-a-penis-but-gained-so-much-more?hl=lost+a+

I like mine better....easier on the eyes.

TheLittleLebowski

I've lost an Irish Setter apparently.
Good to know.

katy84o

An average newborn... and eventually i'll make my way to losing an elephant penis.

LaLouve_RK

Written like that.. it's scary...

LaLouve_RK

FYI - OP: I was ready to call you a bad owner... lollllll :laugh:

HurricaneElaine

More than a cinder block, less than a microwave?? :laugh:

JanaCanada

A 144 lb. woman is AVERAGE?? :noway: Who comes up with this sh**?

Anyone seen my 2 year old?

bettacheckyoself

a 117 pounds = average fashion model (5'11") ?!? ... wow !! I would love to see what they eat....