I Wish I Had a Dollar......

OnionMomma
OnionMomma Posts: 938 Member
in Chit-Chat
For every time I tell my son to stop picking his nose. Or for every time he farts and proudly announces it and I have to remind him to say Excuse Me.

*sigh*

The life of a mother of a 6 year old boy.

What's your "I Wish I had a Dollar" for moments?

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  • HurricaneElaine
    HurricaneElaine Posts: 984 Member
    I wish I had a dollar for every time I get called Little Red Riding Hood, or Dorothy.

    What can I say. I love to wear red!

    Red winter coat. Red winter hat. Red winter boots. Sparkly red flats. :bigsmile:
  • OnionMomma
    OnionMomma Posts: 938 Member
    And within 5 mins of posting this, he burped once, farted twice, and I had to tell him to stop picking his nose.

    I'd be a rich woman!! LOL
  • sm1zzle
    sm1zzle Posts: 920 Member
    I wish I had a dollar for every time I hear some retard say:


    "Get er Dun" or " Keep your hands off my Freedom".


    :explode:

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