Answer only with movie quotes...

Rynatat

Truth? You can't handle the truth!

YAYJules

I just sharted.

elpiper

I ate my twin in the womb.

MadelineTaylah

"That is so fetch"

daveymac1

Boys have a penis. Girls have a vagina.

Kristen_nicole95

Ah yes, the past can hurt but the way i see it you can either run from it or learn from it

chapamore

carpe diem. sieze the day boys. make your lives extraordinary.

arathena720

In a way, all of us has an El Guapo to face. For some, shyness might be their El Guapo. For others, a lack of education might be their El Guapo. For us, El Guapo is a big, dangerous man who wants to kill us. But as sure as my name is Lucky Day, the people of Santa Poco can conquer their own personal El Guapo, who also happens to be *the actual* El Guapo!

sho3girl

so be it!

murphinchina

Good Ash, Bad Ash, I'm the one with the gun!

grammysboy

What we have is failure to communicate

grammysboy

Bearclaw: "What's on the spit?"

Johnson: "Grown particular?"

grim_traveller

Sleep well, and dream of large women.

chapamore

Nobody puts baby in the corner.

TheFinalThird

Leave the gun. Take the cannolis.

Tennolina

I can't believe I gave my panties to a geek.

chapamore

Sergeant, I think it's a bad idea to march today. You know it IS the cold and flu season.

BFranchi107

"hold onto your butts"

Dani_Davies23

Lisa: "Take one ****in' step and I'll jam this into my aorta."
[aiming a pen at her neck]

Valerie: "Lisa, your aorta is in your chest."

Lisa: "Good to know."

SoontirFel

"Never rub another man's rhubarb."

Chloe0602

"I picked a hell of a day to quit drinking"

Sickgrin

I'm your huckleberry. That's just my game.

chapamore

Lighten up Francis

HoolaHoopsMcGee

It's true, you are a good woman. Then again, you may be the antichrist.

lumox1212

picked a helluva a day to quit snifin' glue.

HoolaHoopsMcGee

I haven't had much fun since the day we put glue on Fraulien Josephine's toothbrush!

lumox1212

i'm a peacock! You gotta let me fly!...... did he just say he was a peacock?

Jacwhite22

suck me beautiful

Sambytheway82

Oh, yeah. The Stifmeister's coming back to Grand Harbor. Deck the halls. Bye-bye, Great Falls. Wipe my *kitten* and lick my balls. It's Stifler time, baby. Whoo-hoo-hoo. Whoo-hoo-hoo.

whitesox56

The Doug we're looking for is a white.