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  • j75j75
    j75j75 Posts: 854 Member
    I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick *kitten*, and I'm all out of bubblegum.
  • tumblindice
    tumblindice Posts: 39 Member
    I shot an elephant in my pajamas....how he got into my pajamas I'll never know!
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
    The worlds only flying elephant!
  • mdyorston
    mdyorston Posts: 158
    judith escaped.....durrrrr
  • mruntidy
    mruntidy Posts: 1,015 Member
    Well suck me sideways
  • HoolaHoopsMcGee
    HoolaHoopsMcGee Posts: 2,749 Member
    Grab the shovel, Harold.
  • carryingon
    carryingon Posts: 609 Member
    Whatever blows your dress up darlin'
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,412 Member
    Smells like butt!
  • lumox1212
    lumox1212 Posts: 152
    if peeing your pants is cool, consider me miles davis.
  • HoolaHoopsMcGee
    HoolaHoopsMcGee Posts: 2,749 Member
    Why don't you make like a tree, and get the f*** outta here?
  • lumox1212
    lumox1212 Posts: 152
    get that corn otta my face!!!
  • LittleMissNerdy
    LittleMissNerdy Posts: 792 Member
    It seems to run on some sort of electricity!
  • HoolaHoopsMcGee
    HoolaHoopsMcGee Posts: 2,749 Member
    Excuse me, ma'am; just the facts.
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,412 Member
    Facts can be so misleading, where rumors, true or false, are often revealing.
  • IzzyBooNZ1
    IzzyBooNZ1 Posts: 1,289 Member
    [singing] Sodomy, you make think it really odd of me/ But I enjoy the act of sodomy/You may call the wrath of God on me/ But if you tried it then you might agree/ That you enjoy the act of sodomy
  • shaynooth
    shaynooth Posts: 10
    Your just jealous Napolean that I get to stay at home all day and talk to hot babes on the Internet
  • 3RachaelFaith3
    3RachaelFaith3 Posts: 283 Member
    Eat your ham, Tina
  • 00sarah
    00sarah Posts: 621 Member
    That's a pretty ****ing good milkshake. I don't know if it's worth five dollars but it's pretty ****ing good.
  • 3RachaelFaith3
    3RachaelFaith3 Posts: 283 Member
    My lips are really sore...
  • Texafornia23
    Texafornia23 Posts: 177 Member
    You are too much for me Ennis, you sonofawhoreson *****! I wish I knew how to quit you.
  • emmiller23
    emmiller23 Posts: 32
    Here at Globo Gym we understand that ugliness and fatness are genetic disorders, like baldness or necrophilia, and it's your fault if you don't hate yourself enough to do something about it.
  • lc52820
    lc52820 Posts: 76 Member
    "You must be here to fix the cable."

    "Lord. You can imagine where it goes from here."

    "He fixes the cable?"

    "Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey."
  • emmiller23
    emmiller23 Posts: 32
    Of course you'll still be yourself in a legal sense, but think of it as a thinner, more attractive you than you could ever become without us. And with our competitively priced on-site cosmetic surgery, we can turn that Frankenstein you see in the mirror every morning, into a Franken Fine!
  • IzzyBooNZ1
    IzzyBooNZ1 Posts: 1,289 Member
    Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?
  • NoxiousNoah
    NoxiousNoah Posts: 107
    "He's in the drama club, so we can't guarantee hetero status."
  • Texafornia23
    Texafornia23 Posts: 177 Member
    Go ahead, make your jokes, Mr. Jokey... Joke-maker. But let me hit you with some knowledge. Quit now. Save yourself the embarrassment of losing with these losers in Las Vegas, La Fleur.
  • wswilliams67
    wswilliams67 Posts: 938 Member
    F*ckin' Chuck Norris...
  • XxfitforeverxX
    XxfitforeverxX Posts: 144
    "you have bewitched me body and soul"
  • Texafornia23
    Texafornia23 Posts: 177 Member
    I get it, you caught the scent of a lesser stag in your nostrils.
  • IzzyBooNZ1
    IzzyBooNZ1 Posts: 1,289 Member
    have you seen my baseball?

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