Home Stomach Pump

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  • Wonderwoman2677
    Wonderwoman2677 Posts: 428 Member
    Pretty sure I just lost my appetite for a month :huh: :grumble:
  • bcampbell54
    bcampbell54 Posts: 932 Member
    I personally employ a staff of feathermen, who approach each of my dinner guests, and tickle their throats with a feather, so as to regurgitate, and thus enjoy even more of the delightful repast I have assembled before them.
  • TR0berts
    TR0berts Posts: 7,739 Member
    My only question is......why?

    So you can have your cake, eat it too, and then have it again.


    :tongue:

    /thread
  • Findekano
    Findekano Posts: 116
    I have a suggestion: When people go in for this surgery, cut out their tongue instead. There. Now let's see you stuff yourself because it tastes good.

    Much cheaper, too, in both the long and short term.

    I swear, some people can be roped into any magic cure, and some greedy f*cks are always there to sell them one.
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    There is no end to the lengths to which human beings will go to avoid the natural consequences of their actions.
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    I personally employ a staff of feathermen, who approach each of my dinner guests, and tickle their throats with a feather, so as to regurgitate, and thus enjoy even more of the delightful repast I have assembled before them.

    What I appreciate most about your approach is that the guests needn't even excuse themselves from the table, but can actually remain seated, regurgitating in their repose, without so much as a break in the conversation (beyond a gentle coughing noise, of course.)
  • ModoVincere
    ModoVincere Posts: 530 Member
    sounds like an invitation for an infectious bacteria.
    Someone's gonna get seriously ill and sue.
  • sweetnlow30
    sweetnlow30 Posts: 497 Member
    Wow, I was sure this must be a joke, until I read the article. Oh dear Lord....what is this world coming to :noway:
  • brandisnif4
    brandisnif4 Posts: 1
    My stepmom did something like this thru a test study program at Washington University in st. louis, mo SHe lost a ton of weight. At 1st she said it was uncomfortable, but she got used to it. She didint gorge herself and dump - she started changing her eating habits and working out - she now runs 5k etc... WHilre she got help I am so proud of her. No matter what it takes change and she did it with a little jump start
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    My younger kid asked me about this the other day.
    Just what we need, more promotion of the idea of indulgence at no cost.
  • Firefox7275
    Firefox7275 Posts: 2,040 Member
    I have a suggestion: When people go in for this surgery, cut out their tongue instead. There. Now let's see you stuff yourself because it tastes good.

    You, ma'am, are a genius.
  • runfrazierrun
    runfrazierrun Posts: 36
    Wow... This is insane. How lazy can you get!?
    No one said losing weight is easy. If it was everyone would be healthy and toned.
  • FirstCoastLisa
    FirstCoastLisa Posts: 56
    Old news...The Romans beat us to it, it was called a vomitorium.


    Iccky poooo..... and as the old saying goes, 'history repeats itself"?
  • shivles
    shivles Posts: 468 Member
    Just stick your fingers down your throat and save yourself some money!

    IDIOTS!
  • lamby284
    lamby284 Posts: 167 Member
    Yeah I definitely don't agree with this contraption. If you want to lose weight and feel better, you have to go through the mental changes to do it. Like getting rid of the food addiction and changing the way you see food. Im not sure who would ever go for this though, I think getting gastric bypass or the lapband is the way to go for people who really need it.
  • lacurandera1
    lacurandera1 Posts: 8,083 Member
    Whoa.... So basically Bulimia....for people also too lazy to puke?

    THIS.
  • 5stringjeff
    5stringjeff Posts: 790 Member
    Whoa.... So basically Bulimia....for people also too lazy to puke?

    /thread
  • lisa9803
    lisa9803 Posts: 39
    Can we say "bulimia"? Gross
  • lotusspark
    lotusspark Posts: 367
    Unbelievably sad. Yet sadder that people will get on board as ludacris as it is. There are many desperate people looking for a magic bullet.
  • vanguardfitness
    vanguardfitness Posts: 720 Member
    That sounds disgusting.
  • wittyusername
    wittyusername Posts: 55
    omg this is gross!
  • wmagoo27
    wmagoo27 Posts: 201 Member
    Some people will do anything to avoid a little effort.
  • CorvusCorax77
    CorvusCorax77 Posts: 2,536 Member
    Bulemia FTW!!!!

    ....that is until the hair starts falling out. Which it will.
  • ZozoMonster
    ZozoMonster Posts: 270 Member
    Maybe if he hadn't invented the Segway people woudn't need the stomach pump lol
  • ihateroses
    ihateroses Posts: 893 Member
    Hey guys I just invented a new diet!

    Its called the "watch-people-use-the-home-stomach-pump-diet"...You won't have an appetite for the rest of the day!
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
    Wow:noway:
  • keithmustloseweight
    keithmustloseweight Posts: 309 Member
    Whoa.... So basically Bulimia....for people also too lazy to puke?

    or.. too lazy to poop. Perfect for those days when you don't want to get off the couch and you poop bucket is full
  • whitneyps7
    whitneyps7 Posts: 409 Member
    people want to be able to eat whatever the heck they want and not get fat. people want to sit on their butts and eat cake and bacon all day!!!! people should stop being lazy and wantin to do nothing to lose weight. pills and all that crap thats out dosnt work and if it does its so unhealthy and the side effects are crazy!!!! who would want some **** like anal leakage???? wtf?
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
    people want to be able to eat whatever the heck they want and not get fat. people want to sit on their butts and eat cake and bacon all day!!!!

    AT THE SAME TIME? WHAT A GREAT IDEA!!!
  • lachesissss
    lachesissss Posts: 1,298 Member
    people want to be able to eat whatever the heck they want and not get fat. people want to sit on their butts and eat cake and bacon all day!!!!

    AT THE SAME TIME? WHAT A GREAT IDEA!!!

    Sometimes I like to make a bacon cake with maple syrup icing and bacon roses. It's the bomb. Just sayin'.

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